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Holy shit. For the coin toss against the Redskins Jeff Fisher sent out the 6 players drafted from the RG3 deal. That is fuckingawesome.

15th in the NFL in rushing coming in to today. The list of starting RB's behind him is silly.

The near universal opinion seems to be "That was a fucked up score card. Lawler maybe won because Hendricks stalled. We don't give a fuck either way because we're happy it went his way because fuck Hendricks for using his head to hold Lawler's balls up for 10+ minutes."

I love the verbal gymnastics the announcers go through to not just say Sherman held the fuck out of Maclin and interfered like a motherfucker. "He was on him tight right away" Yeah, holding his jersey and moving him around.

I lost interest in this one very quickly...

Bah, you don't get any credit for a prediction based on being a dick to me=P edit: I'm on pace for 2 bills in a meaningless week. Even with Cam on my bench.

"Martavis Bryant has as many TDs as Limas Sweed had catches." Stat mostly for Genj I guess=P I think Derrick Thomas had 7 edit:Yeah, 7.He also had 6 in a game 8 years later.

There's the clever response. Not jizzing your sweatpants over someone with a vagina? HURR DURR SHARP KNEES! That still of Zoom looks like angry Barry face...

I don't think you understand how that meme works. I am merely hopeful. Also 94 yard bomb to Bryant was a beautiful thing. You weirdly don't see a lot of those anymore where it's just a pure go rout 1 on 1 and the WR runs right by the CB.

Now, I am not a gay man, but I would absolutely listen to Le'Veon Bell's offer over a nice candlelit dinner. So this is what it feels like ot have an actual elite RB....it's...nice. I hope your boyfriend fucks your dad so that you indirectly give your own father full blown AIDS.

I'm actually locked in 2nd and playing 3rd seed. At worst we swap spots and still play next week in the playoffs. Mostly just trying to make a desperate last couple weeks push for most points for that bonus $$$.

Me too. 40 fucking points, get the fuck out of here with that shit.

It's reeeeeally bad. Ike Taylor is the top cover guy but he's in his late 70s and the safeties aren't good enough to cover for him anymore. Partly because Polamalu is in his late 80s. Cleveland?

Guh, Steelers secondary is a fucking mess.

Leveon Bell scores a nice receiving TD and the announcer during the replay "That's a great rout by Lamurrr" edit: Eli even fucks NYG defense owners.

Is anyone actually watching the game? On my fantasy thing I see bunches of targets for Gordon and only 2 catches. Is Hoyer just forcing it horribly or what?

Cam is .3 behind his 2nd best week of the year. How sad is that?

White QB's are running it in all over the place. Fitzmagic, Dalton, Luck.

You can't stop the Red Rocket.

What the fuck just happened on that William Gay interception and the offsetting penalties and HOW THE FUCK DID CBS NOT SHOW A SINGLE FUCKING REPLAY!?!?

That was two WIIIIIDE open completions to get the Bengals down the field and then in the endzone. Awful coverage. Those safeties can't keep up with AJ Green.

This evening I believe. Just in time to shitpost up the NE game and get a hiatus again.

Fuck you, Cam Newton. Fuck you in your stupid 90% shit game playing ass you piece of shit motherfucker. I hope your dog dies.

No, that's fucking retarded. You'd have to be a real asshole to say something like that. It's obviously sponsored by Yum Yames.

Mike Wallace vs. Tre Mason in the flex. Hard not to play Mason but I keep wanting to put Wallace in because the Ravens pass D is atrocious and the Bills run D is stout. But I sat Mason last minute last week and he murdered me. I'm playing Ryan Fitzpatrick over Cam Newton and not really having...

The title of this thread is awful.

I think I read last year the Pens set a record for most man games lost, I know they were like 130 ahead of the next closest team. I feel bad for anyone else going through something like that. It was brutal. I thought this year would be different but here we are. Guys missing games due to cancer...

BTW I have a vain hope that the Reebok deal will lead to some new gloves. Because Urijah poked the everliving fuck out of Rivera's eyeball. How the fuck do they just let guys throw out open hands at faces so much? Make SOME kind of emphasis on penalizing that shit.

Every single poster in this thread has bigger titties than Felicity. I'm just saying. You motherfuckers are like the BBT retards who jizz their pants over Kaley Cuoco. These are normal attractive women, settle down.

I liked the 2nd half of the crossover better as well. Just a better case to me.

The fightmetric numbers will be interesting. Hendricks did fuckall with the takedowns, but he landed a ton of leg kicks. When he said 49-46 I just flat out knew Johny had won. NOOOPE. And while Robbie did land the far better punches and non leg kicks he never really rocked Johny. I wonder if...

Wow, they did NOT award Johny shit for all those extended takedown attempts with no offense. I don't necessarily agree with the decision, but I like the thinking.

Robbie hurt him bad at the end there with the elbows. Was anyone not pulling for him to finish it with that last rush, after Hendricks went full stall mode for the entire 5th round? Johny did almost no damage to him the whole fight.

This is way less fun than the first fight. Hendricks is, smartly, making it that way.

I'm a little surprised he apparently did zero work on his biggest flaw and still just walks through low kicks. He's going to be flat footed and useless late in the 4th and in the 5th again at this rate.

Damn, that was fast. Pettis is no joke. edit: I wouldn't say Gil was in control of the fight. Once Pettis got comfortable he was controlling the distance more and Gil couldn't get in deep any more.

Gil took the 1st for sure, but no real damage. His gameplan is definitely to give Pettis zero space. Pettis looked more comfortable towards the end of the round.

Seriously. Lesnar was 30 when he went to MMA, and he had a high level real wrestling background. No idea what Faber has to do with anything. CM Punk beat the shit out of his body for 15 years and as far as I know has no high end real fighting background. 15 years of pro wrestling is a LOT of...

He's 36 and he's pro wrestled for 15 years.

Who said otherwise? We're talking about him as a fighter, not the ratings sideshow that he is.