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  1. Dalien

    Better Call Saul

    Yeah I think they made it pretty clear he fled because he's wanted by the law. Remember at the beginning of last season when Cinnabon Saul gets trapped in the mall dumpster room after work, he thinks about using the emergency exit but sees the "warning, alarm will sound" sign. Instead of using...
  2. Dalien

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    I just got this and yea it's obviously easy with a guide out now on where all the points are. Riddler's Mind-Worm The spot in Kun-Lai at the tiger statue is getting griefed to shit right now by hundreds of people standing on the spot with their huge mounts etc but Draenic Invisibility Potion...
  3. Dalien

    Gamestop enters the fray!

    I had pretty much the same experience a couple months ago. I was at a strip mall with my nephew and his mom and we walked by a Gamestop. My nephew got a gold star or whatever the fuck in school, so his mom said he gets to pick out a game. I volunteered to take him in and buy it for him. Time...
  4. Dalien

    Safeway Monopoly!

    Makes fun of poor people. Insists they themselves are not poor. Kid lives in a closet. Begging on a nerd message board for Safeway Monopoly tickets. Yeah, this checks out.
  5. Dalien

    Which one of you creepy ass nerd babies is this...

    I can't be assed to find it but this exact same list of "demands" was posted like 5 years ago.
  6. Dalien

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Pet battles do give rep (the same base 75 all the others do). I'm around 9k (human) and have gotten a few rep tokens from follower missions. We may have a questline opening on Tuesday that gives a chunk of rep too.
  7. Dalien

    Poll Do you like the feel of a dick in your hand?

    So I guess the million dollar question in this thread is who do you @tyen fantasize about when you jerk off? Who is your go to when you're not getting that sweet swamp donkey poon?
  8. Dalien

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Yeah they could have avoided all this if they left them up longer or went with the pre-Legion invasions where they were up every 2 or 4 hours. Instead they went with the FedEx/Cox Cable "we'll be there sometime between 9 and 3, sorry if we miss you maybe we can try again next week".
  9. Dalien

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    nice nice nice. I just wanted flying and don't care that much about the invasions. They can all be at 9AM or 2AM now if they want.
  10. Dalien

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    So they've responded to the invasion fuckery and it's basically "tough shit if you have to work". And: https://eu.battle.net/forums/en/wow/topic/17615342589#20 Also some guy from reddit extrapolated the invasion times based off what we've seen so far. Granted it's speculation but if they...
  11. Dalien

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    I do. I got alts to level, man. And I ain't doing that Highmountain bullshit again on the ground.
  12. Dalien

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    I was looking forward to possibly unlocking flying today but apparently the 4 invasions we need to do spawn one per day, and only stay up for 6 hours. So get fucked if you're at work while one you need is up. Also on PTR they gave 6000 rep (1500 for each one), on live it's just a one time...
  13. Dalien

    NFL 2017 Offseason - Where does Romo go?

    Dude on ESPN radio is saying that he was going to go to the Texans but "CBS came at him with an offer that was too good to pass up". Also he might be calling golf matches as well as football games. I just hope this means we never have to hear Phil Simms call a game again.
  14. Dalien

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Because it's a retarded change that's a solution in search of a problem. Who gives a fuck if people can farm 6 month old bear ass quests too fast, isn't that the whole point of gearing up outside of raiding? Apparently it's this huge issue that they had to stealth patch and lie about it.
  15. Dalien

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    So they're lying about that too? top kek found it: https://us.battle.net/forums/en/wow/topic/20753319202?page=1
  16. Dalien

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    I think that because "it's just a video game" they can get away with pushing out buggy unfinished shit. Imagine if someone programming like banking or air traffic control software put out a patch with this many bugs. Also I'm dumbfounded about the mobs ilvl scaling, no wonder my cloth ass was...
  17. Dalien

    Shia LaBeouf protest of Trump

    At this point Shia needs to buddy up to Kim Jong Un like Dennis Rodman did and fly his HWNDU flag from the capital of Best Korea. Probably the safest place for it now and it would actually get coverage from the big media outlets once they noticed it. It cracks me up to imagine Trump and a...
  18. Dalien

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    They're going to need to add a stat squish for fucking AP before this xpac is over. AK25->26 alone goes from 25,000% to 100,000% and at AK50 it's something lulzy like 4,000,000%. You know the grind isn't going to end in 7.2 either. In 7.3 they'll add new traits or let you put more in existing...
  19. Dalien

    NFL 2017 Offseason - Where does Romo go?

    It's going to mean more in game advertising which I guess I'm ok with if it means we get to see more game. Also has the potential to get lulzy. "Wow Joe, he really protected that ball just like LifeLock can protect you!" "Yeah Troy, but that's nothing compared the last Nike kickoff where he...
  20. Dalien

    The Final Fantasy Mega Thread - Now playing FFXV

    I'm still enjoying XV, but yeah it's painfully obvious how much content was cut in the second half of the game. People datamining the last few patches have found them adding lots of new assets in previously empty areas so it would be safe to assume they have plans for those areas. From what I...
  21. Dalien

    Shia LaBeouf protest of Trump

    If they use fucking grappling hooks or flamethrower drones to take this flag it will be the greatest thing ever. After the last flag heist I didn't think we could see anything better, but here we are. This has potential to go full James Bond. Someone in Hollywood should go full meta and make...
  22. Dalien

    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    I'll have to reinstall Origin on my new rig to check but I think I just saw the patched one (which was still shit). Thanks for the heads up on the Citadel DLC.
  23. Dalien

    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    If anything this thread is making me jones for playing through ME1-3 again. They did eventually fix the ending of 3 with DLC didn't they? Shitlord Commander Shepard is beckoning me.
  24. Dalien

    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    Ah, I hadn't heard of the Denuvo thing before. I did some basic reading up on it and yea it looks like that shit is pretty hard to crack. I guess there's always Redbox.
  25. Dalien

    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    This is up on IPTorrents now (45GB) but there's no crack yet. I haven't pirated a game since the early 1990s, but once the crack is out I may do this one for the lulz.
  26. Dalien

    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    Real talk. I fucking loved ME1. I even spent hours exploring all the empty planets with the piece of shit Mako. I loved ME2. I did all of the loyalty missions and even spent hours on their stupid minigame of mining all the planets. I loved ME3. I did everything there was to do but the...
  27. Dalien

    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    I just can't get over how derpy Fem Ryder looks. Like it would be a constant distraction while playing and trying to take the game seriously.
  28. Dalien

    The Final Fantasy Mega Thread - Now playing FFXV

    A King's Tale that was a Gamestop pre-order bonus is up for free download on PSN now. It's a side scrolling brawler with retro graphics (like Double Dragon) set 30 years before FF15. Download is 2GB. Still downloading (at these amazing PSN speeds) but from what I've read so far the controls...
  29. Dalien

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  30. Dalien

    Welcome to Jooka's 2nd annual* PS4 Giveaway!

    I think that was the most amazing FoH erotic fan fic ever posted around these parts. I'd like to nominate this thread as a strong HoF candidate.
  31. Dalien

    The Final Fantasy Mega Thread - Now playing FFXV

    The new Lite mode is definitely a noticeable improvement but yeah the engine is still dogshit. Also, my PS4Pro sounds like a goddamn jet engine while I'm running it. Usually I'd be cracking my system open to check for dust when it sounds like this, but this one is only 3 months old so I'm...
  32. Dalien

    The Final Fantasy Mega Thread - Now playing FFXV

    For levels 99-120 the grind is real. I put a Moogle Charm on each guy, ate the 100% exp food and used the 99 Rare Coins I had saved to craft Expericasts. Ended up with around 5mil exp banked, went and slept in Altissa for the 3x bonus and it only took me to 111. For reference 1-99 takes about...
  33. Dalien

    The Final Fantasy Mega Thread - Now playing FFXV

    1.05 patch is up now (two days early?). Glad I finished the carnival shit today. Version 1.05 - PlayStation 4® Pro console Lite Mode compatibility with a maximum of 60FPS - New Timed Quests (limited-time hunts and contests) - Higher level cap (up to 120) - Increased camera roll capacity (store...
  34. Dalien

    Poll khalid approval rating

    So how much did you win in the Powerball jackpot?
  35. Dalien

    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    Yeah, I can almost get behind sister fucking if she's Lena Headey. But not if she is this Play-Doh derpface
  36. Dalien

    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    Yeah but why in the world would you want to rail that abomination?
  37. Dalien

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Speaking of bank shit, I wanted to buy some shit on PSN yesterday but I don't want to give them my card # because they'll probably just get hacked again. I stopped by a store hoping to get a PSN prepaid card but they didn't have them so I got a $50 prepaid Visa card instead to use. Turns out...
  38. Dalien

    The Final Fantasy Mega Thread - Now playing FFXV

    Make sure you eat both of the dishes at the cafe there to learn the recipies. The fishing dish in particular makes the fishing sidequests (in the main game) much easier. If you're a completionist and want to unlock all the paint colors for the car it's easier to buy them from the carnival...
  39. Dalien

    NFL Postseason 2017 - Where Romo Gets His Ring

    Yeah right. He threw his kid under the bus the next day because people were calling him out for being the super homer that he is. I bet if it was the Pats up 28-3 he would have told his kid to be BAHSTON STRONG and stayed.