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Are we doing old ladies we would bang now, if so I call dibs on Helen Mirren

oops not the video thread

She will only have you if you're circumcised

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I just heard a great redneck joke!" A HUGE guy stands up off a barstool and says, "Just a minute, buddy. Before you tell that joke, I'm Jake. I'm six-three and weigh two-eighty, all muscle. And I'm a redneck. That guy over there is a professional wrestler, and...

I got mine on my mother's chevy citation, it was crap

Isn't bbq sauce like ketchup and can live outside the fridge for months at a time? Maybe it was undercooked meat.

If your baby is an actual baby you can't be that old lol, sounds like you are suffering the affects of some hard living. There will be choices and sacrifices that will have to be made if you enjoy luxuries like sleep and a satisfying shit :)