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  1. Onoes

    Lost Ark Online

    I did it wrong, bought the game, then proceeded to plan a vacation trip from the 10-13th haha. Well, I'll get whatever names I want I guess!
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    Yesterday (2019)

    You mean like that Godzilla movie that looked like it starred Bryan Cranston at the height of his Breaking Bad fame, only to kill him off in the first 5 minutes? Where's my 5 mil?!
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    You get one superpower

    Yuuuup, my thought exactly. "Now don't tell anyone your bank account password" and it's mine now. Zing. Or, if you had access to wealthy people, just talk about how to get money, what's the worst thing they've ever done, whatever... just ask leading questions and know the absolute truth. Use...
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    Blizzard dies and Bobby rides

    Wow, opposite experience here. I've eaten at Wendys 3 times in my life, thought it was vile all three times. The second time I swear I got food poisoning, waited like 10+ years before I gave it a shot again. I've probably eaten several hundred Burger King burgers (Had a friend in high school who...
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    Where's the Christmas hats bitches?

    Holy shit that's great, 1 million thanks!
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    Where's the Christmas hats bitches?

    Mine might be a challenge?
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    The D&D thread

    I did this last year. Pc's hunted got a tip on the location of an item they wanted, followed a map to a giant house arrived into the side of a mountain. 10 foot cyclops named "Koolken" yells at them from the attic window to go away. When the Pc's try and get in... its Home Alone time...
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    Antlers (2020)

    Yeah, I just went in blind on this, and the above is an accurate recap. Done well enough, it's worth watching, a couple of plot points that were meh, but also a couple of cool scenes and some pretty cool monster design. Glad I saw it, I could watch it again if someone else wanted to see it, but...
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    AssHat 2021 Finals!!

    Ossoi vs. Foler I can sometimes see where Foler is coming from... every single post from Ossoi is straight garbage WHILE he tells us over an over how together he is, and what a gift to the world he is. Also occasionally people get us confused, and I'm salty as fuck about it.
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    RL Picture Thread

    Checks out. P.s. good job!
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    Lost Ark Online

    Haha, yeah, I've been watching videos all morning and Pally/Scapper are the two I'm most leaning towards now!
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    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    Anyone in the IT field going to TribalNet in Grapevine Texas next week? The Tribe I work for just decided to send me, so figured I'd see if any forum bro's or broette's might be there to grab a drink with or something. Probably a long shot but, meh. I need to start googling shit to do there...
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    Lost Ark Online

    Well shit, I was VERY sure I was going to go Shadowhunter, but wanted to try bard as well. Played a couple hours of Shadow hunter... not bad, not 100% sure I'm feeling it. Decide to roll up a bard - test it out annnnnnd hate it. Tried summoner out too, hated that even more. Then I was like...
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    Bitcoins/Litecoins/Virtual Currencies

    Boy this shit makes me feel retarded. Friend was telling me months ago to toss some money at this. Coworker was telling me a few weeks ago. I've never invested a cent into anything, and I'm not just tossing my money at something I don't understand at all, so I ignore them. They are both...
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    Nintendo Switch (previously NX)

    Yeah, I bought a switch at release, put the official cable in a junk drawer and have used various USB-C cables the entire life of my switch. It's probably been on 15 different chargers, both base and cable, including multiple different battery packs and stuff too. Never had any kind of issue...
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    Destiny 2 - Clan Link 1st Post

    Lenas, it's literally my favorite location, you monster. I take back all the nice things and erotic texts I've ever sent you.
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    Venom: Let There Be Carnage (2021)

    I would give it a 4/10, although I'd only give the first one a 5/10. Was my sons 13th birthday today, and he wanted to have 5 friends over (3 boys 2 girls) to watch Venom at our house, and then go see this right after. So, 4 hours of Venom for me today haha. All the kids (except the 1 youngest...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Yeah, all that is accurate. And no, no swinging with the Ex-wife at all, 0 interest from either side. We're totally cool to chat on a surface level, but I'm basically happy on the daily basis that we aren't together. When we were married I constantly felt rejected, like I was a burden to her...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    What did I do now?! :D I'm like the living ideal for a great divorce. I proposed that I keep the house, as I was the only one who could afford it, but that I would also keep all debt (around $20,000), I also gave her about $4,000 to put a first/last months rent on a place, buy whatever she...
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    Kickstarters

    Man, you guys got me spending hours last night contemplating these Skinny mini's. I probably have 2,000+ unpainted mini's... and like 10 painted ones. I'm going "I could buy in on the $400 all in pledge... then turn around and sell my existing mini's in batches of like 300 for $100 or something...
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    Destiny 2 - Clan Link 1st Post

    Highest possible, doesn't matter what you have equipped at all. Also yeah, I'm lvl 129 and I'm only playing 1 char, probably an average of 2 hours a day? I've been turning in all the bounties solo most of the time too or I'd probably be 10-20 levels higher I guess? I'll tell you what I do...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    My ex-brother-in-law caught his wife cheating in a similar way. He went to work everyday, and she got a job where she worked from home. One day he comes home and sits down at the computer and there is a minimized photo window. He didn't recognize the icon (super computer illiterate) and clicks...
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    Best phone games?

    My 10 and 12 year olds spend like 20 minutes trying and they had like 4 different ways that ALMOST worked that I hadn't even thought to try. When they gave up and I showed them they were both facepalming and upset that they had been tricked into overthinking it. I know it was my hint before...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    My wife started out a vegan, but was very "do whatever you want" about it. Over the years she's started eating fish, eggs, and cheese, so that's made everything way easier. That being said, its never been a problem with us at all, but she's also been totally cool with not pushing it. I would say...
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    Best phone games?

    Yeah.. rough to think of any other hint to give without telling you the answer directly. The only math you should be doing for this one is basic addition.
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    Everquest Confessions

    Probably not clever or original, but every time anyone in EQ asked me for money, I would just reply "Sure, just target me and type"/d" to open your donation box, I'll contribute." /d would then instigate a duel I would then murder them, like the fucking beggar scum they were. I probably did...
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    The D&D thread

    I said I never had a problem with flight as in - I've never had a problem with flight ruining/breaking the game. I've never had a problem with balancing flight for players / monsters. Not that I've never had to deal with flying. As to the second thing, I didn't give a player an item with flight...
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    The D&D thread

    Yeah, I've also never really had a problem with flying in 30 years of playing D&D. Shit, I had a flying carpet in second edition, mainly used it for travel (I imagine if I tried to use it in combat I would have fallen off and died to fall damage, lol). I did take advantage of it one time, which...
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    The D&D thread

    I always start my games at lvl 3, Well, I guess I have made exceptions when we'vs done a prologue type thing. Start at lvl 1, hplay a session on how you became an adventurer, next game its months or years later and and you are lvl 3. 5th is weird in that for most classes lvl 1-2 you are just a...
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    I think I might have been abused as a kid. How do I find out?

    I'm highly in the "Understand you will never really know, and work on moving forward with whatever you need to do to be the best version of yourself." group of people. I'll chime in with a worst case story. When I was in high school I made friends with a married couple who were just a few years...
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    Blizzard dies and Bobby rides

    Lol, I work on an actual indian reservation that's dry. If someone even thinks they smell alcohol on you they test and you're fired on the spot if it's positive. Sucks because there's a place just of rez we go to that has a lunch deal that includes 2 free drinks >_< No place I've ever worked...
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    Rick and Morty

    Finally letting Rick out of the closet.
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    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    I would expect to lose my job if I signed a petition saying my job handled anything wrong. The company did the only thing you can do in legal situations, deny, deny, deny. Also, there is never any apology that's good enough, so who gives a fuck what they say? There is no right thing to say...
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    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Not a single employee has come out in support of Blizz? Well... yeah? Why the fuck would anyone step out in front of this? When you have every gaming news outlet on the planet blasting what a horrible tragic event this is, calling out the admins for being part of the problem (who are all...
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    Bo Burnham: Inside (2021)

    Yeah, I watched this on a flight back from Virginia a couple of weeks ago and it floored me. I went in with the expectation of "Lets hear the funny man sing funny songs" and 2/3 of the way into the movie I was like "Is this real? Does this guy seriously and immediately need help?". It was really...
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    J49: An Erotic Life

    It's not really that much of a necro to bring the thread back up, he posted in the Marriage thread the other day about how his wife has demanded counseling or a divorce, so there arrrrre definitely updates to be had.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Hey at least I always admitted I was an idiot and just wanted attention :P
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    You don't make friends easily? WHAT A SHOCK. I keep expecting you to fuck off so this thread can get back to its roots, but you are an insane person. You sound like a child "I'm 39 and a half guys, and I'm min maxxing my life like in a video game!". Please, just start a thread called "Ossoi...