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Invisible fucking caps everywhere

Every Paragon level past the server paragon level is an EXP% Penalty

Your gear can randomly titanforge like WoW and get a third stat or 2 stats but higher than the normal paragon level determined range.

Don't you have a phone to play the game anywhere anytime?!?

Member when the EQ devs told the community it was technically impossible to add any more armor skins to the zone files. Then immediately showed that it was possible when they released the shop with cosmetics. Good times

Your digital and physical collections are still seperate, although they started giving out digital codes for packs with prereleases, and some select new player products had codes to get a digital copy of the product in addition to the physical.

The Diablo franchise at this point feels like they skipped past "Do the players want a pineapple up their ass?" directly to "How far up their ass can we stick it?"

Obviously forgot to switch off of his shit posting account

There's a content creator whose channel has like one hundred diablo Immortal guides. He is ready to quit five days in

Anyone who spends over $100 should be locked to the Immortals faction, just hardcode the game to be free to play plebes Shadows trying to swarm the vastly better equipped Immortals

Blizzard is trying to encourage you to improve your life so that you can afford their game

But because races can no longer be inherently evil, this mindflayer reached zhir position of honor in dwarf society by helping the dwarves deal with traumatic memories and consuming their biased schema constructs within their minds in order to help them lead a kinder, more intersectional life...

Maybe he'll give $10,000 to each stockholder

This will be Blizzard's most profitable game ever, and they will use that as a cudgel in their other product development teams

I absolutely love Jaxis.

Ben Brode could sell me testicular cancer, so I'll probably give this a shot

He is ready for any chaos soup list you throw at him

But economists will have to consider the possibility of future Clown Stabbings when working on their models afterward.

Fucking Brianna Peppers over here.

This is trying to trick me into dollar cost averaging instead of just capping out my retirement accounts at the start of the year.

Obviously we need to get another pandemic lockdown to fix these numbers

Just reprint force of negation in standard, ezpz (joking, half the combos are creature based because it is The Current Year)

Obviously the correct whale move is to have a blinged out 40k commander deck and then also make a full 40k army for that faction. You can even commission a fellow FoHer to paint it ;)

Somehow $112.50 a deck isn't as high as I expected for the collector edition

If the whole deck is foil it will all Pringle the same way and thus remain playable, pretty big brain

I wonder if Warhammer commission artists will start doing Warhammer alters for Magic cards. Gotta keep them decks visually consistent when you upgrade em

Now add back in buddies and Darkmoon fair tickets for clownshow

So we've got ultramarine art and abaddon art, that's two out of four decks down. Guess it comes down to whether they think they can make more money pandering to long-standing factions with the last two slots with something like Eldar/Orks, or piling on the current sisters/necrons marketing...

If it brightens your day, just think of all the idiots who put their student loan payments into the market for "making some money during the freeze" who thought they'd pop it out +15%

So will I still be able to call folks huntards?

Why would they need denuvo? The Emperor Protects.

I'm actually less interested in collecting due to that. Bling is kind of pointless when it's raining from the heavens and nobody has any idea what version came from where. It's like mount recolors in WoW.

Because it's our easiest class marker. If you're poor, or were raised poor, you probably have shit teeth because you couldn't afford dental care and were eating poor people food, which is cheap, soft, and packed with sugar. Or you're a Meth-head.

"Was Shadowlands driving away all the substantive WoW youtubers part of the Jailer's plan for me to get this interview?!"

Asmongold is the totem spirit of the kind of gamer devs are desperate to erase from the memory of the genre. His braying laugh is the toll of doom for their dreams of video games being played on rooftops with trendy 20-somethings.

Sleeve your deck in alternating blue pink and grey sleeves and if anyone shuffles your deck on presentation call the judge for transphobia

Scrub for new default pronoun. It's gender neutral!

Baller

How to not inspire faith in your company: Get on stage and talk about how developing big games is hard and you're all burned out and want to work on low effort trash and are thus pivoting to mobile games.

They should add a pause button to mythic+ so that I can hold people hostage