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1. When I was 13, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend with big Tits. 2. When I was 16, I got a girlfriend with big tits, but there was no passion. I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life. 3. In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional...

1. Dad, are we pyromaniacs? Yes, we arson. 2. What do you call a pig with laryngitis? Disgruntled. 3. A commander walks into a bar and orders everyone around. 4. Never buy flowers from a monk. Only you can prevent florist friars. 5. How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced? A...

My goal for 2021 was to lose 10 pounds. Only have 14 to go. Ate salad for dinner. Mostly croutons and tomatoes. Really just one big round crouton covered with tomato sauce, and cheese. FINE, it was a pizza ... OK, I ate a pizza! Are you happy now? How to prepare Tofu: a. Throw it in the trash...

Dr. Anthony Fauci, Director of the U.S. National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases told the President: "This morning, 3 Brazilians were killed by Covid-19." Trump's face went egg-shell white with shock. The blood drained from his face and to everyone’s amazement he collapsed on the...

Listen to radio anywhere in the world... http://radio.garden/visit/edinburgh/uF6sb3eR Just have to know your geography :)

How fast can you guess these words and fill-in the blanks? 1. _ _NDOM 2. F_ _K 3. P_N_S 4. PU_S_ 5. S_X 6. BOO_S . . . Answers: 1. RANDOM 2. FORK 3. PANTS 4. PULSE 5. SIX 6. BOOKS You got all 6 wrong...didn't you? The good news is: You do NOT have...

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The Gay Cowboy A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand. Two cowboys applied for the job. One...