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They really helped my AP farming

What do you think Asmongold has been saving all his Twitch Money for?

There's still no game since City of Heroes that caters to the "wants to lure hobos into dumpsters then light them on fire" demographic. Industry leaving money on the table.

Lol, both replacements have been with the company less than two years.

Obviously it's because he was really moved when he cast Furor on that Wolf in the offline tutorial.

The game lets you use a Musket and a Rapier, but just how frilly are the available shirts?

But I don't see anyone but my workmates while working 80 hour shifts at sub-industry-standard pay for the privilege of making video games, Mist!

There's going to be nobody left over 25 years old at this company. Should be great for their Phone Games tho.

The Cosby Suite was the reason Ghostcrawler had to nerf Paladins into the ground. He knew Retribution was coming.

It's the kit, I'm paranoid about kitbashing (I know, weird for an ork player), got the kit as part of a facebook lot with some unpainted boyz. I think the only kitbashed thing I have atm is the leftover "Deff Dread" from when I was a kid, that yellow space marine dreadnought with killa kan arms...

pWAAGHress update. Didn't quite get everything painted in time for the event, but plugging away at dudes, and finished the copters. Army's still more grey than I'd like, but I really enjoy assembly, and only somewhat enjoy painting. Got the Ork Hot Tubs busy stripping some awful enamel stuff...

Obviously it's time for Asmongolds to reveal that the reason he still lives in squalor despite all the twitch money is that he's been saving up to buy World of Warcraft.

Nah, he's gonna take the rubber band off of that ponytail and spread it into a "I choose to live as a Trans Woman" social media shield.

That capacity is not in Ghostcrawler's skill-set.

I hope this somehow spins out of control and kills the entire MMO industry. Fourteen days til we find out Yoshi's been grabbin Ps.

Obviously they just respected the man's good family values. Alex is only interested in marriage, after all.

Literally the only reason I didn't stick with FFXIV was "loot's boring, WoW's got tier sets and trinkets to vary how my class plays." I HAVE RAGERTS

"It turns out we were following best practices all along and you just should have stopped tempting Alex, you vixens."

Erin Campbell cancelled for being a creepy tranny who sexually harassed all five black magic players. Live by the Twitter Lynch Mob, die by the Twitter Lynch Mob.

The blow up doll was too conspicuous

So, do they have some kind of comeback system for losing sides, or will every server just end up 95% one faction because everyone chooses the one with the most/developed regions?

They should have snuck an undocumented +1HP/level in for Rallos Zek worshippers.

Dude's got a serious Marriage fixation

That is the face of a man who has made many women feel uncomfortable at a bowling alley in his life.

If Blizzard falls, it'll be Pantheon's chance to rise!

I was in history class when the first plane hit. Our teacher was bouncing around the class-room clapping her hands because "We're watching history unfold before us!" She was committed a few years later.

I really enjoy playing Ogors even though they're pretty mediocre/bad. I am less salty about the double-turn thing than when I started, as there's definitely a lot of play to it, both in game and in list-building. It's nice that there's weird gameplay twists that make some units significantly...

On the plus side, if everyone gets fired and blizzard relocates to Texas and hires new staff, that probably increases Diablo 4s chances of not sucking when it releases in 2034

Has Blizzard announced the Support Survivors of Sexual Harassment Store Mount yet?

Well then they better get cracking on the official porn. For Warhammer+++

Face Commander for one of the two Midnight Hunt Commander decks. Which means Coven is a set mechanic/theme the deck will support. So "control three creatures with different powers." Low powered legend, but most of the 2-deck Commander sets have been pretty derpy, since they're replacing...

I assume this movie will end with the attack

I just need to see beeg worm

They'll have to sue him at least 10 times to find one ass to ream, though.

Should have stuck with fucking exhaust pipes

Taliesin falling apart heals my soul.

But I need all of these guys to remain trainwrecks for my amusement. What if Rich's laugh changes when his neck/chest is free? It's not worth the risk!

My body is ready for that Squig Rig to be unplayable garbage and I won't even care. I just want that on my shelf

Ork Commandos you can actually buy! Just in time for the new codex to probably nerf em