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I am very offended by this comment. Hahaha, no not really. I don't give a rat's ass. But, I AM way more handsome than that fellow.

And you're keeping to that? Oh no, please show us. I won't tell.

You use lotion?

I'm about half a dumbass. I meant to reply to Vanessa, and wound up replying to my own post. That's all right, it's not making a fool of yourself if you don't give a shit.

Hey kid, how's it hanging?

Fuck yeah!

Hey kid, how's it hanging?

Gaaayyyy

Did someone say "cock off"? Don't get me started.

Sometimes the sound was enough.

Uhh, Showgirls came out waayyyy before porn on phones. Are you serious with that post. But yeah, most of the TV shows or other such was because a hot girl was in it. Remember dude, I'm old, like before the internet old.

I have no idea who she is, and hadn't heard of this movie until I saw my tag in a post. But, thanks for thinking of me. And, I have gone to see shitty movies to see a particular actress naked. "Showgirls"comes to mind.

Ok, I don't give a fuck about that. I just wanted to know. I actually like fucking with people, so negs are cool to me. Thanks kid, I knew you would come through.

Vanessa, this is your AMA. I was genuinely curious. I know to harrow someone is to cause distress to them, but when a post receives a harrow reaction, is the poster or the reader harrowed?

What does the Harrow reaction mean?

Not true

I will admit it, it is me. Thanks for noticing.

Pics faggots

Pics faggots

Why do you care who gays are fucking? They should fuck the degenerates, and the pedophiles.

Either way, long life.... Should be celebrated, not mourned

Hadn't been to McDonald's in years, went yesterday and got one. It is the best thing on the menu.

Half white and half black, the white smooths out the super monkey look of all black, and the black smooths out the wrinkled, time ravaged look in the white girl.

Before you file papers, or dig a hole... A question, is it malicious intent or ignorance? Sharing the good stuff with the wife doesn't have to be a bad thing. Let her know that the silly shit can stay at the store, and to only get what you're going to drink. An a plus note, when the wife drinks...

Faggots-r-Us

What kind of dumbass would allow himself to get in that situation? Not smart...

Who? Or, from where? Please.

I demand a recount, ballots still coming in.

Proof

Alright homos, I knew my fate when, once again, I nominated myself. I am surprised and gladdened that I was in our silly game. I'm out. I check to see the winner. Lurkingdirk, you're still my favorite Asshat. Maybe Izo...

Not daft, just an ass.

JK on that first response. The Asshat Award thread is the only time I actually participate in much further than lurking, and occasionally jerking.

Tarisk vs. sakkath Mudcrush Durtfeet vs. Kirun RobXIII vs. wellijustdontknow On your mom..., or dad

I freaking love beef and cheese.

Fuck yeah, last on the list. I'm number one, I'm number one, I'm number one!

Sorry fam, I totally forgot the pic. It was not intentional. Please forgive my stupidity. Terrible faux pas

Much better nudes in the one with Sam Jackson.

Fuck dude, I'm fucking with you. I know. I said that I only got ONE vote, and it wasn't even mine.

Nah fam, rigged rankings last year, I didn't even get one vote in the first round. I voted for the other guy. Check that, one dumbass voted for me. Otherwise, I got beat by some something or other.