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Ohh almost forgot- God damn if your post doesn't make you sound about as unlikable as someone can be. Girl apologies for missing your first text, then she misses another one and it must be because she is "Socially retarded". Then she texts you back and suddenly she's a fucking bitch? She...

Ahhh, I think you're oversimplifying it. When I was married, I made 70% of the income, and my wife made 30%. Everything was deposited into one joint account. I would say, I spend maybe $40 a month on frivolous things, a couple games on steam, a book, shit like that. She didn't ever really...

Ohh yeah, and Khane, I'm totally with you, you don't want to be with an adult who balks at fucking kissing. Thats insane. Bailing seems the right move to me, lest you find yourself a member of her churches choir this time next year.

Hahahah god damn you guys are assholes! To Clarify- Yes, I've had the horns both times she saw me, so no surprise. Also, my facebook picture is currently this. Secondly, she came over Monday night, which meant I had work the next morning, so my hair was down, under a hat. (Maybe that...

I'm with Khane, didn't seem like pee, but if it was pee, I guess I'm totally fine with watersports? Also, had a ridiculous thing happen, with a classic Onoes twist ending. Monday night, about 8p.m. a girl starts chatting with me out of the blue on Facebook. This is a girl I went to school...

I'm laughing so hard right now. Thought I clicked the Marriage thread, and started with "Ohh this is an interesting derail..." Read back a couple pages going "What the actual fuck is going on?!" before I figured it out. Hahaha, laughing so hard, fucking idiot.

I'm glad you're not dead, would have liked a story though.

I'm meeting a dude in a motel later, he thinks it's for sex, but really, I'm just going to murder him. He thinks I'm a tiny chick, it should be easy.

I also didn't understand the hate. Well done sir, I for one appreciate the gesture, a Merry Netsmas to you! And thank the lady for us.

Yeah, I don't think anyone is complaining about service dogs. I was just at the store and a lady walked by with 3 dogs on leashes, while a sad looking fellow followed behind her with the cart. I laughed and almost took a picture, but figured the thread had already moved on, damn I'm kicking...

Finally a topic we can all agree on. Why the fuck can't I go into Home Depot without seeing 20 stupid dogs. A couple of weeks ago I had to switch lines because this dudes dog just squatted and started pissing in the check out lane aisle. Fucking dog people.

She was arrested chasing my 9 year old sister down the street with a butchers cleaver one time, totally think she would have killed her. Seriously guys, I don't have PTSD, I'm really just a laid back dude. /sigh I didn't go crazy, I just learned to cope.

Guys seriously, that was 22 years ago, I've been in some pretty fucking rough and terrible spots in that time and I've never had the slightest urge or thought about it again. I feel really stupid that it ever seemed like a good idea. If anything, I'm kind of obsessed over life extension...

Ohh I would never think about killing myself man, I might get bummed or whatever, but I'm still very very very thrilled with my life. No worries there.

That's the cliffs-notes version! haha

I'm usually entertaining as well though? :P

I take this thread off issue all the time, its cool. I wear a hat Famm. I'm 5'10, so currently I just have headroom. Also, I'm too fat to be a heroin junkie. :P Kirun, I would guess it comes from a lifetime of abuse? I was the nerdy kid in school, to the degree that even the other nerdy...

I imagine I drink less than a typical adult male? Is that better? :P I probably average 2-4 beers a week, because some weeks I drink nothing, or maybe 1 beer, and then some weeks I go out and have 5. I don't drink hard alcohol at all. I'll choose wine over beer any night of the week if its...

Nope, the truck is still here in Kingman AZ... Well, I sold it to a friend in a band.. she may have had a gig in CA, they sometimes do. And while I have been drinking more than any point in my life currently, it's still no more than one or two nights a week, and rarely to excess. I'm...

Ohh look at those cute little baby horns. They're much better now... Also, yeah, I know what you are all saying, and you are probably all right... but I like em. P.s. I sold the Jurassic Park truck last month. :P

For some reason in my town, Thursday night is a big bar night. All the bars work with the restaurants around, and have deals and specials, and they have live bands playing. I probably go out on Thursday nights more than I go out on Friday or Saturday due to that stuff honestly.

I completely understand what you're saying, and it's something I was saying friends this evening. Even if she called me back tomorrow, and said it was all a mistake and she wanted to get back together, as appealing as that is to me right now, there would always be a part of me that's not fully...

They were separated and he killed himself. I don't think she is really upset over that. She had a 2 year relationship after that, which ended in February of this year. In August she took a two week trip to Colorado to stay with her Ex and see if they could make it work, apparently they had...

I hear what you are saying, but it's totally, completely, 100% out of the blue. Imagine your mom, boss, whatever, calls you and says "Hey, I'm not going to go into why, but don't come to the house anymore, you didn't do anything, but thats the way it has to be, goodbye." I'm just confused...

Basically everyone I know is saying there must be something I don't know about, and most are saying there must be another guy in the picture somewhere I'm just totally unaware of. I don't know how that could be, I mean, we were together during about all of my free time, and while sure, she had...

I think it was worse that I got a huge "This is probably a stupid mistake. You're one in a million, it's so hard to find a nice guy, and (string of compliments), it really has nothing to do with you, you're perfect, it's me." spiele. Well that and the fact that we spent a great night together...

Well, I just got dumped bro's. Feels bad.

All the nets for Grumblethorne! hip hip, Huzzah! ^_^

I just want to acknowledge you are a prophet. Two days after you posted this Southpark had Bill Cosby trying to rape a girl and force her to drink while singing this song. Good job sir!

Hahaha, I've discovered that to a woman being called Crazy is probably worse than being called Cunt but I'd never heard Princess before. I'm going to have to try that one at some point! lol

Also, fellas, I can not recommend divorce enough if you've never gotten to experience this kind of shit. If you have an amazing wife, sure, stick with it, but holy fuck if you don't, go out, see the world, face fuck someone.

Yeah, she's made it clear that while she likes it in the butt sometimes, she is pretty much just into maybe a well lubed finger while we are fucking. However, she likes doing things to a guys ass. If it was just her thing I wouldn't be as uncomfortable about it. We basically have a reverse...

Hahah yeah I know, and today I totally agree. How about we change gears a sec and I tell you my other concern. As I've stated a bunch on here in the past, I'm pretty fucking repulsed and horrified at the thought of anal anything. In the thousands of times I've had sex, I've never tried...

Ehh, I tried to talk to her, she didn't want to, I apologised for taking so long and let her know I thought she was going to be happy getting to spend some time with me after I had previously stated we wouldn't be seeing each other. She still wanted to just lay there and be pissy about it...

And yes, I 100% agree with you. Last week she asked me to come spend a night and I told her I just wanted some me time and to sleep, and the next day she made a couple of comments how she had hoped I was just going to show up and surprize her. So last night I thought "Well, I don't want to...

Hahaha, man, all the people who think my dick made the decision and I wanted to fuck, you are dead wrong. It was actually the opposite. I didn't really feel like fucking at all, but she is pretty relentless about it, which is normally awesome, but I was fucking tired. I'll confess I wasn't in...

Merry Netsmas to all, and to all a good night! Here is your present, I put bows on it. Enjoy.

Sorry, I just read that and realized its minor and boring as fuck. I think I'm just annoyed because its been 40 straight days of amazingness, so this seems like a bigger deal than it actually is.

You rang and I cometh. Had my first little tiff thing with the girlfriend tonight. I spent the night with her last night, and let her know this morning that I tossed and turned all night, and was probably going to just crash tonight. Well, we text some this afternoon and she ended the...

Watched it tonight, A+. I'm taking it to work tomorrow. I suspect it will be a hit. Love that NZ humor!