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See, that's kind of the mentality I'm talking about. If you are going out in the first place, we can assume you like the people you are going out with, otherwise why are you going out? So, lets assume at this point you are going out with friends. Lets then assume you do this maybe once a...

It seems like I can break down everyone I know into three main types of people when it comes to finances. Poor people who will always be poor because they spend ever cent as soon as they get it on whatever. People doing fairly well who will never be rich because they don't mind spending...

Yup, I have no comment on fiction or denim. Nothing new or exciting in my life. Went on my big trip, had no luck with woman the entire time. Came back and went drinking with some friends last week, and 2 not very attractive ladies hung on me all night. At 3 a.m. I went home with one of...

Yup. Gross.

Back from my 2 week traveling vacation. Not a single hook up. Depressing. Also, catching up on this thread was equally uneventful.

Yeah, getting a vasectomy was the equivalent of donating blood. Seriously, man up.

You say that like it's a bad thing. *heads out the door to get a Black Flag tattoo*

It's not like he's wrong. She probably is fucking amazing and great. He's going to marry her and it's going to be awesome. And then, after a few years, or 10, or 20, it's going to be not as awesome. Eventually it will be more bad than good. That's the way this thing works.

Since it's such a "not a big deal" event, why not have a symbolic wedding. No legal documents.

It's funny because last night she posted on Facebook "There's plenty of fish in the sea... I must be using the wrong hooks!" And I really wanted to type "Maybe try a net, your hooks are sharp as shit." but I didn't. You know, out of a healthy fear.

Hey, people start wondering if I've been killed if I don't alert you guys. :P

Well Master, if you ever need a break, I'm available to fill in for you. Literally.

Thanks for your concern Noodle, I started to hop in yesterday but didn't want to derail the problems with conceiving conversation. Nothing crazy exciting. We had a bunch of sex. Nothing weird, it was super good. She's a fucking athlete though, its weird holding a girl and she's just solid...

What Khane said.

When did I say I didn't want to attract crazy? Let me be perfectly clear, I'd like to have casual sex with semi wild girls. I'd like a girl who mid fuck pulls me out of her pussy and starts sucking my dick, because she just had to taste us. I'd like a girl who tries to deep throat me, and...

Down to 187, still have a belly and man boobs, but I'm working on it ever so slowly. I started at 218 on Jan 1st, so I'm 31 pounds down, almost exclusively from dropping soda and watching meal size. And yeah, I know I open myself up for criticism when I'm this honest, but I'll still defend...

All correct, and yeah, I understand I'm a big dopey kid in a man's body. Most people assume I'm maybe mid twenties or so. Every time I talk to someone on the phone and then meet them in real life they are surprised, as apparently I sound like a respectable adult man on the phone, and then a...

I agree with everything you say there sir.

Yeah, I've Skyped with her for a few hours at this point, and I'm spending the weekend with her, we'll see what happens. Like you said, her crazy isn't obvious, so it is a lot easier to be comfortable there. And yeah, here's me right now at work with a hat on. Nothing crazy about it...

Ouch guys. Ouch.

Well holy shit, that went well. Talked to her on Facebook, she basically apologised, said she knows she's intense and just kind of assumed I could handle it. Said she noticed I was tense as hell this morning and figured she had "thrown me off", whatever that means. I said great, thanks for...

This is the like the third girl since I cut my hair, and the first two were fine (although number 2 was the make out no sex girl - who I'm seeing again this weekend. I like her, she seems fine.) and the other was just casual sex a few times and then she got back with an x, but it was pretty...

Of all my fucking stories here, this is the first time I'm actually nervous about the girl being an insane person. Fuck, fucking, fuck.

Advice time. So, last night I had a friend who is a photographer call me and ask if I wanted to help with a Boudoir shoot. Since this would mean getting to hang out with naked girls, I was fully on board. I went to the shoot and all was well. There was some drinking involved as well...

Fuck Ravvenn, Marry Millie, Kill Furor Me - Hitler - Me

I'm not in love. Just got out of the shower and headed to another girls house for a nightcap. I'm planning on seeing the good girl again, but a friend just introduced me to a bad one, and I'm going to see her first. I'm not going to say a lot of what you guys are saying is wrong, because as...

She did mention she wanted to move in, clean my house, raise my children, and satisfy my every sexual want. Shit, was that a red flag?

/shrug, I asked why she was on tinder and she said she told me that at her 4th of July party her brother was using it, she asked what it was, and he said a dating thing and showed her, so she installed it. That was the night I talked to her on it. She went back to Cali the next day and got...

Yea yeah. I mean, I wasn't expecting sex. If I had got there and hadn't liked her, I would have found a way to take off early. I mean, I definitely wasn't expecting a night of 16 year old making out either. I figured A.) it wasn't going to work out and maybe I would go see a movie alone, or...

Your comment about how 9 times out of 10 when a girl says she doesn't want sex she wants you to take control. 1 time out of 10 she doesn't, she just doesn't have sex with dudes she just met. This is based on your science fact statistic. What i'm saying is, if a girl doesn't want to fuck me...

And the other 1 time out of ten you get to be a rapist! Totally worth it. It's fine, I had a nice night /shrug And nah Gravy, her body was just definitely her best feature. Her face isn't amazing, but its good, really nice teeth, which is a big thing to me.

Hahahaha, man, got back from my Tinder date this morning and this is perfect. So, I said she was driving a couple hundred miles to meet me right? Well, her family owns a s vacation home in Lake Havasu, about an hour from me, so thats where she went. I drove the hour and met her at the door...

Kiss = sex. Girls bro.

Joined Tinder. Matched with and talked to a girl 4th of July who was in a neighboring town. Found out the next day she lives a couple hundred miles away. Kept talking to her anyway. She is driving all day tomorrow to go on a date/spend the night with me. I'm excited, and hope its not a...

This is insane.

Hooray for SCIENCE!

Man, I would be the best house husband ever. You can always tell a Milford man.

I'm not sure what impact I should be worried about? I'm pretty sure my actions as a human being are mostly what will be rubbing off on them, and I feel confident in my ability to manage that department. What exactly are your concerns? The fantastic quality of life I provide them? The...

I shrugged and nodded.