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Holy fucking hell, I just popped a massive boner.

I get it @Rude, it's gay. But what I don't get is why?

What the fuck is even this thread? All y'all just licking each other's buttholes reminiscing about the time such and such did such and such. Oh, Megan Fox is a dog.

What is this faggotry?

This thread is Crazy Sexual Experiences. So, I'm going to pull out and wait for everyone to share.

But...

You guys are fun. I can keep this up all day.

I'm sure that I have no idea what that means. Maybe you can expand on that idea.

No, I just like fucking with people. I don't give a shit one way or the other. Thanks for responding.

Doggy? Now, that's funny!

Involuntary participant is not the same as involuntary celibate. I had sex with pros for the convenience. The crazy part isn't the person. Plus, I'm a good looking fit man who has never had a problem getting laid. I love women and take care of their needs. I think that you are the cutest little...

edit. toes fucked? A Pussy on your toes? Or a Dick fucking your feet? Feet sex is also not crazy

Now we're talking... Ducking in public isn't "crazy" toes ducked?

Oh, and another another thing... Fucking a cricket would actually live up to the name of this thread. So. Post something good, or STFU. My jackoff story was better than anything you've said.

Oh, and another thing... I am willing to take a lot of insults. I'm good with inept, no big, but incel I have never been. I have banged my share. When times were as hard as my dick for getting pussy, I was not above paying for it. I've fucked all over the world. Incel, I am not. That's hitting...

Says needledick the bigfucker, post something crazy besides walking in on your mom taking my Dick in her ass

Let this thread die, lamest bunch of assholes

Sooo much nicer before the disgusting fake basketball tits and the "i gotta be a skeleton diet". I'm not sure that I could bang her (given the opportunity to) now. She is repulsive.

I like and have fucked feet to completion. Sucking toes, smelling them as long as they aren't dirty or over aromatic is good for me. Is that as crazy as it gets on this thread? Holy shit, I thought that a few of you were actual men. What the effing eff?

She looks every day of it.

Your name puts me to sleep. Then, I dream of falling down a staircase.

You forgot...

I didn't realize that jacking off counted in this thread. I have an experience involving self gratification. I was pretty young, 18-19, but way too old to know better. I was getting a haircut. The stylist, (female, before you sick fucks get the wrong picture), was kind of cute, smelled great...

In the Navy, travelled to The Phillipines, got together with a bar girl, (prostitute), spent lots of time with her whenever I was in port, stayed at her house overnight, hung out with her family, she came to spend time on base, fucked all the time, almost like a girlfriend, I'm pretty sure that...

Try adding a splash of soda and a squeeze of fresh orange juice. My absolute favorite drink. It doesn't have to be the above whiskey, but that is an excellent choice. I range from Jim Beam to Maker's Mark. Good thread idea.

You want to know what's rustling my jimmies? Do you? My fucking knickers are in a twist with the fucking title of this thread. Where is the damn apostrophe in "Whats"? What in the actual fuck...?

This is the kind of quality poon that we need to see in TPBGT, not the disgusting blimp tittied dog-faced skanks posted there on a regular basis. Pic not related...

@pharmakos , I repeat myself, CCUUUUUUNNTTT!!! Yes, I am a huge lurker, so the fuck what! I have a life outside of FOH.

Would be able to roll a great joint...

CCUUUUUUNNNTTTTTT!!!!

I'm glad I have my own copy. Sorry no pic, I don't feel like it.

FBI guys are too sensitive...

I dont want to get into a pissing contest. I have had some deviant experiences that I won't share, sorry. The others like BJs and threesomes are not the craziest.

Well, I just don't know. I don't think that you all would be able to handle the experiences I've had, so I'm going to sit back and watch.

Yes, I've been rustled by this for some time. You guys post some great pics in the Backside or PGT, or even in the FSR. What I can't stand is that I want to give a reaction, but it's a long chain of pics. Some of them in the chain don't warrant a similar reaction. How can I let you know about a...

It's ok, I have no idea what the Worf reaction means. I'm going to assume that it's something supportive.

You know what else is missing...? Pics, faggot. Here's one to satisfy your proclivities.

It's a trap, right?

I don't get it... Did you leave the crock pot cooking for eight hours, or leave the meat sitting out at room temperature for eight hours?

I'm not going to take advice from someone with a minimal degree in a field. A Bachelor's degree is rudimentary knowledge in whatever subject. Advanced degrees require much more study and provide a much deeper understanding of the topic. You are not going to convince me that AOC is a great mind...