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  1. Onoes

    "I'm a fucking idiot, what do I do now?", he said to his wife.

    I keep checking the mail hoping for the same thing, but it never comes, it never comes.
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    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    Little question, does anyone know if mounts scale with character size? I noticed in the benchmark that the lalafells were on little tiny chocobos, which would be a bummer for me.
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    True Blood

    I like how they all move SUPER FAST to join in with the growing horde of Zompires, and then set right into a nice slow shamble towards the giant gathering of people. I mean, you would think if they could move as fast a bullets, they would all just be appearing in the middle of the party...
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    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    I've been messing with the Benchmark tool, which also lets you create characters, which is kind of cool. At max settings, in 2560x1600 resolution, I'm scoring 6,500 which is "very good". I tried messing with a bunch of settings but nothing would push that score more than a hundred or so...
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    True Blood

    Guys, stop trying to make sense of it and just remember... BECAUSE TRUE BLOOD.
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    EQ Never

    So now we play the waiting game. (Dementia is incredibly common in my family)
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    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    What I meant was, I had pretty much planned on not buying another MMO until I could see what people were saying a couple months after release, but with the combination of positive initial feedback AND a very low price point, I'm giving it a shot. It's pretty rare I pay full price for games...
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    EQ Never

    I sure would love to get back to the measuring another player how by how amazing a person looks. I can't even tell you how many times I chased characters grabbing screenshots in EQ, because "HOLY FUCK that guys sword is on fire!!!?!?!" and "Did that guys helmet have horns on it? WHAAAAA he...
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    Hex: Shards of Fate TCG - Set 7: Frostheart 6/29/17

    Too bad I'm not a piece of shit or I would use my recently acquired knowledge of the law not giving two shits about peoples money to ROB EVERYONE. /bitterness Sure looking forward to playing this *cough at work cough*
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    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    Well, for $22.50 and all the comments here, its hard to pass up. I'll give it a whirl! Foundhttp://eorzeareborn.com/for general info, andhttp://mirai.guildwork.com/forum/thr...inkbook?page=1linked a couple pages back for more specific. Anything else recommended before I dive in? I hadn't...
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    True Blood

    My wife was surprised Eric didn't have a bigger cock. I told her "Well, he was in the snow, cut him some slack.". She informed me that he wasn't REALLY in the Alps. I told her that even so, if I was that actor, I would open every conversation with "Hi, I'm Alexander Skarsg?rd, you've probably...
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    Breaking Bad

    My favorite part was walt threatening to kill his lawyer. "I'll send you to Belize." I laughed and said "holy shit" aloud. Saul knows Walt, and even if it didn't sound serious, you know his stomach would have lurched at that.
  13. Onoes

    "I'm a fucking idiot, what do I do now?", he said to his wife.

    TheTitlemaxguy said that, on her paperwork, she wrote no place of employment and listed her occupation as "Private Dancer", so he assumed she was an escort. It seems to me that escort means prostitute. Making her biker boyfriend potentially her pimp/protection. To be fair, she could be a...
  14. Onoes

    "I'm a fucking idiot, what do I do now?", he said to his wife.

    Seem's like trying to harass a prostitute at her place of work would be a lot of work. Should I just cold call motels with hourly rates? "Hey, is there a blond chick there in her 20's but looks closer to her 40's? Yeah, real worn up looking. Transfer me to her room please. *Ring... Ring*...
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    "I'm a fucking idiot, what do I do now?", he said to his wife.

    Passiveness? What would you suggest? I debated getting all my friends together and showing up with weapons, but then I remembered that all of my friends play dungeons and dragons, and would show up with historically accurate display sabers and such, and it just didn't seem like it would cause...
  16. Onoes

    "I'm a fucking idiot, what do I do now?", he said to his wife.

    Here's the update. So Thursday was 1 week since she said it was mailed, so I sent a text saying "Hey, I was wondering if you could confirm the address you mailed it to, or let me know if it was mailed late, as I haven't seen it yet. Thanks" No Response Sent the same thing Friday No...
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    Hex: Shards of Fate TCG - Set 7: Frostheart 6/29/17

    Thats what I'm talking about Selix! You get on top of it! Also, yeah, that does look like a lot of fun. I played a new game last night (New to me I mean), called Puzzle Strike that was pretty fun. I was only super bummed out to not get to play MORE, stupid adults wanting to go off and...
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    Hex: Shards of Fate TCG - Set 7: Frostheart 6/29/17

    Yeah, some talk is at the f13 forum, but even that is mostly quiet. I'm sure stuff will blow back up once alpha starts, but there really just hasn't been much to talk about in the last couple of months.
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    Hex: Shards of Fate TCG - Set 7: Frostheart 6/29/17

    How's Gencon going?
  20. Onoes

    "I'm a fucking idiot, what do I do now?", he said to his wife.

    Nope, Just got off the phone, didn't show up in the mail today. So, I got the text saying she mailed it Thursday night, but lets assume that means she plans on mailing it. Maybe she put it in an envelope. If it actually went out Friday you would think it would be here, probably Sat, but maybe...
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    True Blood

    BECAUSE TRUE BLOOD.
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    Breaking Bad

    First thing out of my buddies mouth at the very start was "Coughing? id his cancer back?", because he coughs when he walks into his house at the start, right before he see's the Heisenberg graffiti. At the time I went "I'm sure its just dusty or rank in there, looks like its been sealed up a...
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    Breaking Bad

    I love that I had a friend over to watch tonights episode, and when Hank and Walt are talking in the garage, my friend goes "Man, I love how basically every conversation this episode has been between two people who are both just lying to each other while pretending to be sincere." Right at...
  24. Onoes

    "I'm a fucking idiot, what do I do now?", he said to his wife.

    Never really heard of Carmax no, I'll look into it. So, pretty fucking terrible day to weird day. Went to Vegas, went to TitleMax and got both the signed testimony of events from the guys who worked there, then headed to my Lawyers office. Waited in the lobby a half an hour or so and then...
  25. Onoes

    "I'm a fucking idiot, what do I do now?", he said to his wife.

    When I bought the car and was ready to leave the boyfriend said "Hey, you'll mail the plates back right?" and I said "Yeah, no problem", and the girl wrote down her address. That next week she sent the text asking for the plates and I told her I would mail them when I got the title, and she...
  26. Onoes

    "I'm a fucking idiot, what do I do now?", he said to his wife.

    That is what I said. So here is what happened tonight. (copied directly, thats his spelling) BOYFRIEND - Aug 7 - 6:16 p.m. - Well I guess you will need this paperwork o have in my hand now. So when u would like to come get it from myself and I hope u are a really remorseful person for the...
  27. Onoes

    "I'm a fucking idiot, what do I do now?", he said to his wife.

    Even if a lawyer DID find this random thread, he would find me looking stupid, asking for advice, refusing to release her personal details, and sharing the exact evidence that would already be on the table at trial. I just don't see how that would really be all that damning. Should I have...
  28. Onoes

    "I'm a fucking idiot, what do I do now?", he said to his wife.

    Ortega- Obviously I have no way to verify these are the actual texts, it's just my word, but here they are. No idea why people keep assume I'm leaving stuff out. HER -Jun 24 - 6:44 a.m. - Hi. Did u guys mail my plates yet? ME - Jun 24 - 7:02 a.m. - No, I was waiting on the title so I could...
  29. Onoes

    "I'm a fucking idiot, what do I do now?", he said to his wife.

    I'm in full agreement this entire situation is the stupidest thing ever. A couple people keep throwing out that I must be leaving stuff out, as it doesn't make any sense, but I assure you I'm not. Why would I come on here, make a thread titled "I'm an idiot.." and then lie? If I was going to...
  30. Onoes

    "I'm a fucking idiot, what do I do now?", he said to his wife.

    Yeah, I'm taking a vacation day tomorrow and driving down to vegas. I'm going to bring paper copies of everything (I have 76 pages of texts, 1 page per text) between the boyfriend, myself , and the girl. On top of that I'll bring the receipt from paying off the lien, and signed statements from...
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    Peepshow - 8 Seasons on Netflix

    Vaginas
  32. Onoes

    "I'm a fucking idiot, what do I do now?", he said to his wife.

    I think its pretty clearly sarcasm followed by "lawyers will handle it".
  33. Onoes

    "I'm a fucking idiot, what do I do now?", he said to his wife.

    You know, when someone earlier mentioned me just being stupider and stupider after I said I would do that, I stopped for a minute and thought, yeeeeah, maybe thats not a great idea when they could potentially murder my entire family. I'm thinking a way better idea would be to just wait a few...
  34. Onoes

    "I'm a fucking idiot, what do I do now?", he said to his wife.

    Samsung note 2, just downloaded an app called SMS Backup and it's sending them all to my gmail as we speak.
  35. Onoes

    "I'm a fucking idiot, what do I do now?", he said to his wife.

    UPDATES - Got a text from her saying the title place didn't have the plates, fuck me she's not playing my games, etc etc. I responded with "They have the plates for sure, I talked to the manager this morning and he had them in his hands, hang on, I'll call now." Called the manager of...
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    EQ Never

    Yeah, I chimed in too.
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    Peepshow - 8 Seasons on Netflix

    Hahah, just hit this part, fucking fantastic.
  38. Onoes

    "I'm a fucking idiot, what do I do now?", he said to his wife.

    Well the first rule is that I'm not supposed to talk about it... But lets just say I'm WILD about STARting this new hobby, and it should really help relive my STRESS, and take my mind off this TESTing situation. I know, smooth right?
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    Peepshow - 8 Seasons on Netflix

    So, for years I heard people talk about this, and have made it through the first couple seasons. I wasn't 100% sure I was going to stick with it the first couple episodes, but really glad I did, lots of great awkward comedy. The show is basically 2 roommates, one is introverted and awkward...
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    True Blood

    I clearly heard Andy say she was 2 weeks old this last episode, but when I swung by the maternity ward of my local hospital the girls looked nothing like her. This show is all lies. Also, it's super nice the TrueBlood lady can just run all around the prison chased by 1 crazy lady, BUT NOT...