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Because the point of classic wow is to get people to fail out of college/highschool, and you can't do that during summer.

Hey hey, a Null Rod you can hit with Collected Company and Chord of Calling.

"Thankyou for your $15."

They gave him his Temporal Aperture :)

Enemy Horizon Canopy cycle at rare. You're supposed to call the doctor if the erection lasts more than five hours right?

If only they could make it playable on my phone.

It's gonna be so pretty foil. Free way to break out of Blood Moon is nice, but it's in the color that generally has the least trouble with blood moon. Maybe if Tribal Fires Naya ever comes back it'll be a nice sideboard, since that deck is all shocks and fetches. Force of Vigor will probably...

Obviously this goes in Modern Humans ;)

He's that guy who makes ice cream and fucks station wagon exhaust pipes right?

You have to do world quests until one titanforges into a beta invite.

Classic does kinda super synergize with the streamer lifestyle. Play one game for 16 hours a day? That's just the high warlord grind, except this time you get paid. Having a chatroom to interact with probably also helps keep you from necking yourself in Winterspring.

And we'll find out server names/types a bit before the name reservation date, for planning shenanigans. Unfortunately, I assume the streamers will all conceal their server choices until after the name reservations in order to prevent their fans from sniping names :D

I assume there's an old man in China passing down ancient goldfarming wisdom to the younger generation in preparation for the second golden age. "Old man? I'm only 35!"

I'mma Warrior healer. Prepare for bandages.

Now teach the baby how to farm Black Lotus.

All the college kids shrieking and wailing over the release date is amusing

Best comment I've seen on it was "So they're adding bye rounds to the Pro Tour?"

So, big hooplah today. They're adding 16 Discretionary Slots to each Pro Tour, to be filled with WotC-selected Women and Minorities to try to diversify professional magic on camera. They also announced MPL replacements. Gerry T has quit the MPL over lack of clarity and direction. So Savj...

Nah, sean, we were the dudes running around with Ben Stark in the Midwest.

Hopefully we get to use it again after the Old Gods fuck up the surface world. Either that or Ulduar hub city for underground expansion.

Basically anyone playing successfully in competitive in the 90s and early 2000s was a scumbag or at least trained in the method of being a scumbag. The most important things me and my brother learned when we were traveling for events were ways to catch/counter that shit (and in my little...

I had 2 Urza's Ruinous Blast, but after the tournament I'd just replace them with 2x Deafening Clarion main deck. 2 Mox Amber 4 Fblthp 2 Spark Double 1 Jaya's Immolating Inferno 4 Spell Pierce 2 Urza's Ruinous Blast 1 Dovin, Grand Arbiter 3 Dovin, Hand of Control 1 Karn, Scion of Urza 2...

Got second place at our first MCQ today. Played Jeskai Sarkhan Friends and had an absolute goddamn blast. Spark Double may be a bad magic card, but it's just so god damn enjoyable. Took home a grand, so now I can almost afford a Masterpiece Edition on ebay yo! Testing for events on MTG Arena...

Yuuya removed from MPL and Hall of Fame; Banned for 30 months. All those articles last HoF voting season accusing white people of being racist against the Japanese and assuming they're cheaters are kinda funny, with this being the second Hall of Famer from Japan to lose their seat due to cheating.

It'll be interesting seeing how much these sheets are worth in a decade if magic's still around. On the one hand, there'll be more of them in the wild than previous uncut foil sheets. But on the other hand, they'll have a specific community event/moment tied to them to increase notoriety.

They should have just sold it physically at Hascon if they want people to actually go to it.

The price to frame is ridiculous. It's also pretty difficult/pricy to find a cutter that actually does MTG-style corners. But if you do go through the effort of cutting them correctly, they are actual magic cards at least. If you just want to use them for casual play, square/round cuts work too.

So, the booby prize for trying to buy the Masterpiece Edition and failing is a $20 Ebay gift card... and a foil uncut rare/mythic WAR sheet.

I think the internet has ruined me. Part of me wants this game to suck just for the meltdown that would follow.

Pretty much the only world where he's innocent is a world where the Judges are in a conspiracy sabotaging specific players. One of these states is more unlikely and/or concerning than the other.

Yes. He'll start out looking like a hero then try to kill Peter off for some reason. Maybe try to remain behind in this timeline if his homeworld sucks. "Someone has to be the next Ironman" and this mysterio's suit being way more techy-looking than it normally is.

The monk isn't even needed if you prune your melee down to 1 DH ;)

Reddit is actually hilarious on this. So many bullshiters. "I was buying this to have one last draft with my friend dying of cancer!!!! Wotc is literally murdering cancer victims!"

Inb4 a video next month of Rudy sitting on a throne of MED boxes for the rage clicks

I hope my compensation is a full art Lavaclaw Reaches!

They just clarified the existing Rule 13's language. Sideboards don't exist in EDH, so Wishes don't do anything. Unless your playgroup decides to house-rule sideboards in, then they work as expected. The same as they functioned before.

Enjoying Reddit raging over EDH rules change that isn't actually a rules change, but they're too retarded and reactionary to notice. On the plus side, most of them are getting downvoted into oblivion for being idiots.

Oof, Yuya DQ'd for having all 12 of his Tron Sleeves marked with a consistent pattern of three different marks (for the three different types of land). Kinda makes it real hard to argue that's not intentional. Makes that funny clip from earlier today of him trying to protect his tron lands...

Owen Turtenwald silently removed from MPL, being replaced by current mythic point lead Autumn Burchett. He's also deleted all of his social media, pending legal action. MTG Reddit is automatically filtering any post with his name.

That card had to have been intentionally designed to be terrible. Like a dozen minor tweaks that could make it at least something to consider