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Clearly you should have sex and have a webcam secretly running for us all to watch. No one will call you gay

If your SEO company only does white hat, they are either lying, or they are doing a much much worse job than they could be doing. I"m very close to someone who does SEO for a living. He works for himself and taught himself the entire industry. He did white hat for years until he realized...

sadly I lol"d

I always pictured Eomer looking like a less douchey version of the UFC president, whatever his name is.

My brain hurts. Who gives a fuck what you actually do for a living. The point is I was reading the "job market sucks" thread until Etoille comes in "LAWYER LAWYER LAW SCHOOL LAW SCHOOL LAWYER LAWYER LAWYER LAW SCHOOL LAW SCHOOL ME ME ME ME ME," and I had to stop reading. It"s like it"s...

you didn"t go to law school?

I"d still take Tyen over Etoille. But I"d take 10 Etoille"s over 1 Trex. Errr...actually Trex has moved on into taking jabs at herself. Etoille still can"t miss an opportunity to bring up diamonds or being a lawyer or something else in a manner so show-off-y (made it up, fuck you) a 6 year...

It"s my new tablecloth

Lol. Also my one and only std. I wish it were at least Gonorrhea because it has a cool nickname. I got it from some Korean chick from koreancupid. Then I met a girl I liked and started dating, and I gave it to her. I found out through her (my symptoms came late). That was the beginning of the...

"Avoiding boys" means she"s not interested, not that she"s actually avoiding boys. But well done on sacking up and going for it!

Fuckin haters. I hate haters. I had a mgr at a restaurant I used to work at do that shit. He hated on everyone. He"d try to hit on every single 5+ girl that worked there, then when they ignored him he would torture them in every way possible: critiquing side-work too much, accusing them of lying...

OH NO HE DIDN"T

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Im psychic so I can decode all messages before reading them "you"re pretty" = I bet if I act nice and compliment her she will have sex with me "I like your interests, I also play squash in my free time" =I bet if we have the same hobbies she will have sex with me "I also have kids" = I...

Ask "what the fuck are you doing going out with other guys while you have a boyfriend?" If she"s really hot, your rudeness will shock/offend her and make her want to have sex with you. Nothing to lose, so do it for science.

Must be hard to see with those blinders on

Help with what? It"s not like you have free will here. It"s best to just accept the inevitable that you"ll try to have both and it"ll likely blow up, you"ll tell your friends, "dude, never get involved with a girl from work," and repeat the exact same thing a year later when a similar situation...

That is not even close to schizophrenic and not at all sociopathic. A sociopath enjoys manipulating people and does it actively...accepting that there"s a game that must be played and begrudgingly playing it...that"s accepting reality

Haha good story Eomer. Unfortunately posting interesting/funny stories to be taken as single incidents and laughed about tend to become the person"s life summary by the peanut gallery. Everyone"s done stuff like that. The funniest part is when you"re facepalming yourself WHILE the shit is...

This translates to: Instead of being myself, I change my behavior to what I think pleases you.

Antarius is right on, except he"s still overthinking. There"s no need to explain yourself because you haven"t done anything wrong. "huh? I"m not mad..." The end. Her worry is her problem. She can ask directly and then you can tell her, if you want, why you haven"t been talking to her much ("no...

What both them said ^

Yea, that"s the actual reason. I was just making a joke. There"s this cute & really interesting foreign girl at work. I"m so busy lately I haven"t given a shit about girls in general, hoped or even wanted to bother with them. Couple cute white girls around, still don"t care. Then I talk to...

I realized today I"m not in love with Asians. I"m in love with foreign girls. Key difference. Couldn"t give 2 shits about the hottest white girl walking by. But a cute and/or interesting foreign girl? Mmmmm (white foreign girls usually don"t count). Maybe I hate myself and my own people?

Well, in reality, most guys wouldn"t shut up and leave her alone. That"s why girls are often bitchy and dismissive to even normal guys. If every guy could take a hint that the girl isn"t interested and remove themselves, no one"s ego is hurt and girls don"t have to put up a bitch shield. But...

Hey someone documented my latest subway pickup attempt. NICE!

Uh...what? ham, Sorry bout your grandpa. But well done w/ the girls. It sounds like the recent one wants you now that you rejected her friendship. It could be a "want what you can"t have" deal, but it sounds like she is into you again.

I don"t get why having fake knowledge about zombie apocalypse is considered nerd "cool."

Well, there"s a massive difference in behavior and style, so I could see that. I love Korean and Japanese girls, for example, but not crazy about Chinese.

Seoul is 1.25 world yo. And no I moved away from paradise. I don"t know why guys are so afraid of ass play. Lick her ass. It"s probably clean. Who cares. You"re not gonna die, and if she wants you to, she"ll love it. And let her put her god damn finger in your ass too. Maybe you don"t like it...

Yo I Just wrote a giant paragraph specifically about how hiking is a great way to meet people. Join a group. And we also just talked about Eomer being a bus guide for long distance ski trips and how easy that was. You don"t go to these places and start approaching strangers with their friends...

If you don"t have a new influx of people in your circle from time to time, you should find other ways to meet new people. The other option is be bored and slowly become depressed because every day is the same and you know tomorrow will be the same still. I was lonely as hell for a while in...

Antarius is right about the oneitis. You were perfectly fine for almost a year. Hearing that a missed opportunity is suddenly around again will make anyone reflect with a little melancholy. Here are things working against you: 1)You already made a run at it and it didn"t go well 2)She...

Let me get this straight: the ONLY reason a chick would ever flirt with a guy, and then later on tell him she wants to be friends after a night of drinking, is because she likes him and is afraid? That"s the ONLY reason ever? Got it. Hey guys friend zoning doesn"t exist. We were wrong all along.

Again: you"re making these conclusions on 1-2 paragraphs of info. Certainty when the situation is too ambiguous to be certain is evidence that you don"t know what you"re talking about.

Yo you got that from like a paragraph explanation. The problem with this thread is someone gives 4 sentences and everyone makes these insanely detailed analyses like it"s their dissertation. You know what is the proper sort of response to the information given? "Hey, it might be that she...

No, that was exactly how he should have handled it (minus being "hissy," which I don"t think he was). Agreeing to be friends with a chick you don"t want to be friends with is wrapping your balls up in butcher paper and handing them to her. We"ve already seen at least 1 person here go from the...

Not attempting to nitpick, but as a general statement, that"s a really, really bad way to say something. It voluntarily puts you in the position of being assessed and her as the judge. Youneverwant to do that ever ever. You want to put her in that position. Playfully: "If you"re good, maybe I"ll...

Ah my bad I thought I read physically abusive earlier.

A girl who was in a physically abusing relationship is not relationship material...especially one who openly tells you about it. A girl who is relationship material woulda ended it the second he hit her. Or, if she made a mistake and falsely believed he"d change, and now realizes that was the...