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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    One of the kc chicks I met in the summer, the "bad girl" with the rockin body who I kinda broke up with (not that we were a couple) for the "nice girl" I ended up dating, well we"re gonna meet next week probably and I"m super fucking pumped. No more fat girl necessary. This chick I"ve txted on...
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    I think keg is more worried she"s too good for him than whether or not she"s crazy. Or is it that she seems so respectable and you"re worried you"ll corrupt her? It"s gotta be one of the two, because crazy alone is not at all sufficient. Whether hot OR cold, you can"t call your own burns.
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    Hooby and lost you guys are like soulmates... ...except I give it like 80% this story is made up.
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    If you were young and geeky and dated 5 years, chances are you"re socially adept enough to find a girl that is less fat and less ugly. You"ll find a better girl guaranteed. If you lost your virginity to this chick you shoulda broken up long ago anyway because you can"t marry the first one.
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    I knew a gay guy once that talked really detailed about blowjobs and shit, and when the straight guys yelled at him, he threw a hissy fit about our double standard, yet again we pointed out no one"s talking about the inside wall of a vagina. But even then, even if we did talk about that, that...
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    psycho
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    Rav can I have your phone number. I"ll drunk dial you and you"ll get it at noon. Perfect to break up the work day. I joined IB after I discovered Transcendence wasn"t the underdog guild I hoped for, but rather a GM whining, incapable, cheating guild. I didn"t see much of Crow though I think she...
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    Well the picture explains all the advice. Ugly bitches always dream of being called beautiful. Fashion snobs that are also ugly and have no fashion is also extra hilarious. I feel less angry now that this person was ever fed a meal because justice is being served. My holy crusade is over for...
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    Tyen just told Trex to keep acting retarded and then people would think she"s trolling instead of just being retarded. All the btdubs shit and totes and all that was her trying to be cool, then decided since everyone hated her that she could just continue to say it and convince others as well as...
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    biggest white knight ever dot com
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    Go to starbucks, sneak up behind a girl you don"t know, call her beautiful, pay for her shit. Sounds like we got some quality woman advice. I think the only thing we gained from this post is if a girl is into skinny white guys, nice cars, receding hair lines, or baldness, she might be...
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    At a club last night in Korea I swear to god I saw that tranny from the real world. Some chick also started nearly raping me while dancing and she seemed to come with the real world tranny so I thought it was a dude too and backed away. I finally went out w/ some chick from KC yesterday. It...
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    I agree with this also. I"ve gotten good bites from my messages, but a lot of my meets are from girls messaging me first. I don"t have the experience tenks mentioned of "why didn"t you message me?", but I wonder if there"s something to that. Most guys presumably will message a hot girl after...
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    Eomer your message is boring. Plus, you"re not qualifying. Whenever you message a girl, remember the 200 dudes that day/week that are doing the same thing. The most common message is probably, "you like my little pony?? ME TOO OMG." You gotta do something somewhat unique. I always say "I like...
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    How hard would it be to fix this leather jacket?

    Why did it take 12 pages for even the first word of hatred for this totes ridic excuse for a homo sapien to come out? You know that louis ck joke when he"s talkin about hipsters that he hates (here for reference)? It always kinda made me laugh but I never fully understood it. Now I know. I...
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    To be fair Aamina I"ve been pretty cool to you from day 1. The way people treat you isn"t a result of your marriage fuckups or even perceived hopelessness to help, but rather your attitude. The obvious solution is PM me the pics and I can attest to their existence. Thread related, I...
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    Looks like we have our resident drug dealer
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    I kinda have a thing for short cute chicks. I"ve often weighed my attraction to them against desire for perfect offspring. Perhaps a short chick from a family of tall people.
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    lolol Yea it means hang out usually, thus the clarification, but it"s also a euphemism for sex occasionally, and with the wording of the text, that"s my guess. Not gonna get a Korean chick to be more direct than that. Still, the 10% chance I"m wrong is enough to maybe hold back cuz there"s no...
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    I should clarify "play" in korean doesn"t mean the same as English, but the wording kinda hinted that way. That"s the other holdup. If I"m gonna shame myself I sure as shit better guarantee to get laid. SS guide me (my wiener)
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    So the kinda fat chick I had sex with a few weeks ago has been getting progressively more desperate to meet up, and now just texted that we can meet up and play, and after that leaving is ok, so don"t worry. With this no fapuary contest and pigbenis being an asshole posting those near-naked rave...
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    Tons of people meet partners at work, for obvious reasons. It"s not always a great idea, but it"s not always the worst either. The safest route would be to just get to know her first and determine if it has lasting potential, and only then ask her out. Generally you should avoid work romances...
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    lol Sleep next to her in the fetal position. When you both wake up, tell her the exact same thing happened to you. It"ll help you bond. If it doesn"t work, accuse her of rape.
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    This chick with no pic messages me on KC, says she can send via kakao, I have no smart phone so I say you can send it on skype if you want. That"s the entirety of our conversation. She calls me on skype, I decline because I don"t know her, and explain: her: hey] Me: i cant talk on video now...
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    sutekh and drinsic are getting raped
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    Sorry, but please ignore the entirety of this post. Not having unsafe sex is an insult? uh...................................... I don"t have any stories yet. I just reupped on KC 2 days ago. It should take at least a week with even good success to line something up. I"m really pressed on...
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    lolol keg when are you coming to korea?
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Jerle please kindly fuck off from this thread. To the guy with a friend who has multiple girlfriends: there is nothing to say. He fucked other girls, his girl fucked another guy. Not shocking nor important. Continue seeing her or don"t. There"s no "righteous" path.
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    Don"t buy girls drinks at the bar.
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    This is a good point. Not that she remembers, but stick to what you decide. Realistically you coulda just walked out of the apartment for 2 minutes, waited, and reentered to find her sleeping. Do that next time, and ignore what a drunk chick says. And by that, I mean IGNORE WHAT A DRUNK CHICK...
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    It"s cool to be skeptical (I am). But I"m not a fan of proclaiming it"s all fabricated just because it sounds a little outrageous. Sometimes the pieces just fall perfectly in place. I"m sure you have an experience or 2 where you are in the right place, right time, and your game is just right...
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    You guys gotta put the girls into perspective. Look at Cam. He"s not exactly a perfect male specimen. I"d say those 2 aren"t bad for him. The story is really well-written. I also expected a bel-air ending, but as the receiver of a lot of "bullshit" accusations, I"ll give the benefit of the...
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Don"t think too much about it. She wasn"t "yours," but she knows what impression she gave to you, so trying to bring another guy to hang out the night she"s supposed to meet you and other friends makes her a piece of shit. Seeing another guy, fine. But actively willing to bring him in your...
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    It"s not hard to tell if the girl you"re banging is a career slut or not
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    3-5 at the same time is fuckin nuts (and I mean a lot of nuts). Those dudes are probably bangin other girls, and tons of guys DON"T use a condom, which means really fast someone or another is gonna get an STD, pass it to her, and all it takes is a slip of a condom or just unlucky skin contact...
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    Sorry rav. My first post was a little knee-jerk and undeserved. Now it"s gotten out of hand on a derail that is pointless and undeserved. See now I feel like I gotta defend you haha. It"s like I have be a contrarian here. Just ideas cant not snowball out of control. There is something I gotta...
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Lol cool thanks for the deliberately-uninformed opinion. Well the difference is, when a guy goes up to a chick and pummels her with compliments, at least he"s doing it in pursuit of a goal. He"s trying to date her, or get laid, or whatever his agenda is. I think it is incredibly ineffective and...
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    I don"t want you to misunderstand my intention. Believe it or not I like you as a poster. If there was a way to make my previous post with a setting to prevent you from seeing it, I"d 100% have done so, because my beef has nothing to do with you, only with the extent to which people kiss your...
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Jesus christ could you suck her dick any more? Can"t we say similar things about Kegkilla, who has been proven scientifically to be Jesus"s illegitimate father, the greatest poster ever, and he even looks like that guy from Entourage? Oh but he"s a guy, so sucking his dick makes you gay, but you...