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It was alright. The commentaries for the Evil Dead, Evil Dead 2 and Army of Darkness are all super gold but this wasn't anything special. His youth is a bit interesting and all the people he knew growing up that would go on to make movies. He does the reading for the audiobook which is nice but...

In act one regardless of the %delirium there's one treasure box that fills up as you murder. I'm not sure if that one box fills up faster with more delirium. The Ledge is like 85% delirious? One treasure box. The percents per area are fixed with maybe an hourly rotation? Not sure.

Gremlins 2 is a sequel that the director did not want to make but received in exchange for making it nearly full creative control so he made a bizarre yet charming subversion/parody stuffed full of gags. They did a re:View on it as well -

I didn't see this new Matrix film but they made it sound a lot more interesting than any other review/post thus far. Oh, it's like Gremlins 2! No interest though. I'll get to it some day.

On a personal level I'm offended he attempted to pass himself of as Irish. I would like to get over to Japan for Saint Patrick's Day at least once. It looks like quite the bash.

The internet is probably not going to ever let him live this one down. Ever. Unrelated or maybe related?

He's some manosphere grifter "pay me 99 dollars a month and I'll show you how to be a man" asshole that had everything blow up in his face when he berated a young woman on a livestream for reading a superchat where someone asked about a cuck article he wrote. It's funny but it's small potatoes.

Had a legitimate nightmare over that fella. He just freaks me the fuck out. unrelated

Dark Fate opens up fine. The first action sequence on the highway is pretty good. If it had been 90 minutes instead of two fucking hours of increasingly absurd physics breaking CGI it might have been decent.

Boy do I hate all that trash.

and poop in your lawn. I can't handle those kind of restrictions. unrelated steampunk Mary Poppins I think?

That is a head for someone's fursuit. As an example this is Aladain's full costume.

Can I pick up Bravely Default 2 without playing the first one and not be lost? The sequel is on Steam but the goddamn first one never made it to their store.

Yeah, it's not much of anything.

Not including the 2016 from the start with a proper physical copy and maybe some new extras was a mistake. Ain't no one going to pick that shit up on their own but it might get some new fans if it's lumped in with a bunch of stuff people actually want to buy. Of course given how everyone...

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It was just too fucking long. It is my favorite JLaw performance though. edit - I can explain what I didn't like a little better I think. The movie needed absurd violence. Ron Perlman's character needed to get reduced to chunky salsa during the aborted mission. When Not Steve Jobs is cooing...

THE MOVIE IS THE LAST TIME AROUND TWEETED BY KING HIMSELF LAST TIME AROUND Salt. Forever. Forever.

With low expectations but curiosity driven by this thread I checked it out. Obviously it's too fucking long. The stock footage is ass. The freeze frames are ass. Making me watch Ariana Grande perform basically a full song is an insult. I think I want Jonah Hill to suffer an industrial accident...

I've seen one person with a "died at level 60" debuff. Most people I've seen died before 20.

Climate change you say! I'm not making another thread for it so prepare to get hijacked Lifelong friends are getting together for Christmas and something is amiss with their interactions. It turns out that Russia has sent poison gas to kill everyone in the United Kingdom! Wait no, it's...

What you do is you turn it on, die at level 1 and then forever have a debuff that I try and cleanse at the start of AV.

I liked Rage a ton the first time and then reread it and just had no time for it. I'll have to revisit The Bachman Books in the new year. I've read The Long Walk a bunch of times (and can't wait for the Frank Darabont adaptation to actually get made) but the others were more of a one and done...

Battle Royale and 1984 but written for 12 year old girls.

I had forgotten some of the bits of the Running Man until reading Chuk's post. FreeVee plus locked up books has a lot of parallels even today. You can have corporate newspeak for free. We'll even give you the television. A library card? For someone of your class? I don't think so. In the "boy...

If you did put forth a script that was faithful to the original story in which a destitute man in a dying world decided to take the elite's offer to struggle for cash in a game show for their own amusement that concludes with him flying a jet in to their corporate headquarters no one would touch...

Makes me sad to see that Kay-Em 14 is an Instagram thot. You know, from Jason X. Also I don't believe any surgery would be that doll smooth. Those are pasties with makeup or something.

Agreed. It's rough out there.

As a shitter it's a littler murdery and running through the some of these story areas after dying is a pain in the dick. "Respawn at checkpoint" is actually a hell of a walk sometimes! Overall though it's not bad for a fuck around event.

Irish but with an ass which is tough to find because the Irish are critically deficient in asses.

I don't even mean the weirdo hermits or the lonely. I just heard from someone that one of my best childhood friends is going up the river for a couple hundred years over kidnapping, weapons charges, drug charges, etc. with a laundry list of priors. This was someone I saw like every day for years...

Yeah, something about it felt really real to me. It was so grounded. Hey, there's that friend we used to have whose entire life fell apart.

I get that it was a joke and what the joke was supposed to be but I didn't like it. If they had gone with pic related as an epilogue it would have been 100x better but instead they threw a little depressing bit on the end of their holiday special.

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