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Didn"t you guys date for over a year? She breaks up via a letter? What a stupid cunt. P.S. Video is hilarious

The replies to my story are amazing. It"s almost worth that horrifying event just to read them. A little detail I left out: when I got up to throw away the condom, she went into the bathroom to wash up. When I saw the damage, I inspected it, then immediately went back to the kitchen to...

I was hoping to return from work and get some "lol you must be a virgin it is obviously..." Instead the reaction is more mortified than I was. Shit. I talked to her about it and suggested she go to doc. And I guess I"m gonna have to go get tested for ebola

Help I slept with this girl from KC last night, and after, when I was cleaning up, I noticed a brown liquid all over the sheets. It was a purely tan/brown color with no red at all, at had small chunks almost like runny vomit. And it kinda smelled like cat food. What the fuck is this? Is my...

Eomer when she says "my company isn"t good enough " she is fishing for attention. If u wanna fuck her just ignore her when she says that. Her mind will run thinking "is he busy " "does he think I"m not fun" etc. Or better yetjust say "no" bc its funnier. Eomer you still fail ALL attention...

Stories since I"m going on vacation tomorrow: BF girl that kinda stopped showing interest contacted me this week and, while doing her weekly trolling of korean cupid "because [she] is bored" she found her bf online. So she confronted him, at which point she discovered he had been talking to...

Eomer stop responding to TC. He acts pretty normal for some of the time then goes full retard about once a month. This is that time apparently. Of course you can"t expect someone who married at 19 to understand the point in just hangin out with a chick for the hell of it to pass the time as...

Why do people always try to take some unique viewpoint just for the sake of being different? "It doesn"t matter what her mom thinks of you." Are you fuckin serious? Of course it does. Does she EVER talk to her mom? Yes? Then it matters a huge amount. If she hates you, she"s gonna take any...

Lol is there actually a thread about you hating jews in general? I seriously never saw it. I just totally fabricated something and asked you about it. I thought that"s the game we were playing here...the make-up-false-things-and-pretend-they"re-true game. I still love you even if you are...

damn I didn"t know you could make a 3 paragraph post and manage to be incorrect in every sentence you type Hey Etoille I have a serious question: why do you hate jews? I think it"s pretty sad that you hate jews for no reason. Even if you had some bad experiences with jews in the past, you...

Lol who made a fake account 3 years ago and accumulated 400 posts just to troll me in this thread? Jabber, that"s a worthless response she gave. Not much to do w/ it really. Send her a link to the wiki article for "joke" or "personality."

Lol @ mmmkevshek and cutlery coming out here knowing absolutely nothing about any Asian culture and making sweeping conclusions about them. First, "not being able to date white girls so you go for Koreans/Asians"....lolololololol. Not only is that absurd as a general statement, it"s doubly...

hahaha u r so funny cutlery Asian women make great partners bc they"re so loving, caring, and committed to their partner. They"re also completely unchallenging, not selective, and you obviously have to deal w/ cultural misunderstandings. Lol @ guy offering chinese girls via the GWBYHT...

4 hour korean cupid session (while doing a million other things like upload photos and blah blah) netted this after about 1 1/2 hr talking Spoiler Alert, click show to read:[7:31:47 PM] her: =_= [7:31:49 PM] her: oh well [7:32:01 PM] her: anyways contact me often :P [7:32:03 PM] her: babe...

I reupped my KC membership since it"s been expired for like 2 weeks because I had WAY too many girls to keep track of. Well, as is always the case, they almost all disappeared off the face of the earth. Feast or famine...all the fuckin time. The one with the boyfriend just basically stopped...

The chick said, "I will let you knowwhen we are going out." That is the most emasculating thing I"ve EVER heard of from a girl. Guess what? If she"s as friendly and social as Brad claims she is, why is she after a divorced dude 5 years younger than her parents? Oh yea, because he never asked...

hahahaha Can u give me her phone number? I love her Anyway, she probably eats men for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. She"s probably used to being in control 100% of the time. That means that she"s the exact type of girl that you can ROYALLY fuck with & play every game in the book & nothing...

I"m waiting for GSL VODs to load due to my shitty internet connection, so I"ll elaborate on korean cupid adventures. I should say first off I should have said "korean cupid IS a gold mine" not "HAS BEEN a gold mine" bc I"ve not capitalized on it to its fullest yet. But the potential is...

The only way for people to bring up shit that is 1 1/2 years old to try and burn you with is by you leaving that info on here indefinitely. In other news, Korean cupid has been a fucking G-O-L-D-M-I-N-E of slanted yellow vagina. I"ll post a story in a few days or perhaps hours if I get some...

You"re implying there"s a small Etoille?

I"d do a MMF without much question. I"ve seen buddies naked enough times in a gym locker room to not mind being that close to em. The chick would have to be extra hot though or something to motivate being willing to have another penis in the room. On a related note, I met that "skunk ass ho"...

haha yea...right that doesn"t make sense...sort of an exclusive fwb till/unless someone gets in a relationship...it sorta goes along with the "young" (and you can add in "fragile") part.

The bf is a foreigner she met on the site like 7 months ago. She whored it up on there last year, but said she hasn"t met anyone else since her bf. She was on one day bc she was bored and wanted to talk to some dudes, that"s when she msg"d me, and I won her over with my super charm. Seeing as...

bored with troll I met that chick tonight. She was pretty shy and quiet at first, talkative but not in the bold ridiculous way she is on messenger surprise surprise. She"s pretty hot though. We got dinner, went to a bar, then went back to my place and had sex all over the place. She"s fucking...

Hey stalker boy, she"s a Korean chick, one from this country called Korea. You see, other countries sometimes have different cultures, and in these different cultures, they sometimes have different things that are taboo. Sometimes it takes a little extra time to overcome these taboos. Sometimes...

holy crap chicks that are uncomfortable about something make up excuses, then shut down when you corner them? alert fucking Geraldo Rivera What are you actually trying to imply, that I"ve been a sucker before so I"ll be a sucker again? Yep. Correct. I dated that chick for 8 months and never...

Lol, what? Lies and refuses to discuss? Did you date this chick? Because I sure as hell didn"t encounter any of that. I pressed the issue after a while and it was all resolved. Lol. CULTURES ARE ALL THE SAME! I"m glad you remembered me, though. edit: Eomer, the marriage line has been used by...

after all I"ve posted here, you guys seriously think I"d get emotionally invested with a girl who"d cheat on her boyfriend with me? christ

Korean cupid summary: LOTS of fucking weird girls on there. Most are boring, many are fat with clever photo angles (who woulda guessed?), half have "looking for my soulmate" as their title. What looked at first like the holy grail of yellow poon has turned out to be just like I imagine any...

She"s got you wrapped around her finger and she knows it. If she is doing something that doesn"t make sense, ignore her. She blew you off and you called her out, that was good. Then ignoring her was good too, and you should have stopped there. Her getting pissed at you after that was obviously...

What if your dad just doesn"t like fat people? You can"t blame him for that Speaking of fat people. I met some girl from kcupid who has been super desperate to meet without much conversation online. Her pics were kinda cute, but she"s a bit older and the desperation made me think she"s...

When I have a fight over an issue that seems irresolvable in a relationship, even something small, I immediately start thinking the relationship is doomed and I should move on. That"s the result of living in a home where parents argue 1-2 hours a day every day for over a year. I"ll take...

More online shit. This is a message I got from the married & divorced spam I sent out a few days ago. It"s a trick somehow. I"ve had more than one girl that was quite pushy from first contact about meeting. Tell me, more experienced internet people, what is going on? BTW her picture is a...

so I wanted to experiment what the standard no-effort message would do here... lolol

Korean cupid seems silly easy to get girls on. Their membership system is pretty clever because, to talk to free members, you have to be a paid member. So naturally all the girls are free, and the guys are paid. Well, this kinda makes for an uneven distribution in favor of the guys it seems...

9 more months, unless my school drives me to quit early (possible)

Convinced. Did you and the old lady break up or what? And do you have any Seoul plans any time soon? Despite past failures, we are foh brethren and destined to hang out.

just giving you shit for listing obvious good qualities without means to attain them but then you wrote the means as response to my post....I"m a genius! In other news I finally made a korean cupid profile. It was a challenge to get across the personality I wanted to that is also...

You should also be rich, tall, square-jawed, and V-shaped. Oh, and famous

Yea people"s advice is always "just go change into Mr. Friendly and problem solved!" Guess what, people asking for advice about how to approach strangers aren"t the kind of people that can or SHOULD go up to strangers without looking super weird. There are guys like that, that can approach...