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You're not supposed to be able to die from being too awesome... This sux - Iwashaving a good day.

I need to borrow a paddle

Oddly, there is an app for that Also, a manly marvel moment for the gays

No time for losers

No time for losers

Ye olde 1960's...

Arkham pussy

Is that the dying lake in Shitholistan?

Pregnant women are so fucking disgusting.

You know when you have to put your chin in that holder-thing when you are getting a dental X-ray? It's so hard to keep your head still and it's uncomfortable. I had to do this the other day and I was thinking they need something softer, with more support for your face. I dunno.

It's really hard to jerk-off to this since I noticed those air holes in nose area. It's just a mask, you can totally tell it's a person under there.

My Ozil erection is needing more and more fluffing to maintain itself. He looked worse than ever today with respect to energy levels. Is there actually something wrong with him? Near the end of the match he was just letting balls go by and/or roll out of play - like they were down 11 nil and...

Weird that Bernie wants 2x points for the lastthreeraces now. Wtf?

Still have not seen. What did you think?

I know these have nothing to do with alternative metal, but I think they are cool in a funny, strange, random sort of way.

Hamsteroceros, a question... Are you aware that some malicious, and obviously lunatic fiend has hijacked your account and inserted 'Christian Mingle' advertising directly into your sig?

Hmmm, can't even do this right. Image too short! Lol

Napalm in the morning, afterburner at night.

I need to get a new scratch 'n sniff monitor.

Girl's face. Many pixels for zooming.

And here I was thinking that Serj was a really good mechanic too.

BAHAHAHAHA.....

Nice... So that's a B-29 on the left, which I always thought was a pretty big plane. Guess not!

That chick is so fucking hot.

This is what happens when you try and help out, eXarc. Best to just stay under your desk and hope it all works out in the end.

So I tried THC tabs as was discussed earlier and they did really nothing for me. Pretty disappointing as I really thought they might be a new direction to go. I felt a little odd, but certainly not any substantial relief from he pain. Unfortunately you guys were right again. Was doing the...

Seasons Greetings Everyone Hoping y'all have a Merry Hoho best I could do tonight, sorry

I used zoom and enhance on the climber you can barely see in the second picture. Maybe this trick wasn't as hard as it looks?

Is that Serj Tankian eating chow mein?

Don't forget double check your tv listings as this game is scheduled to start two hours earlier than original start time. Wouldn't want to tune it during the post game!

Yes, the more time one spends in this thread, the more one's sexuality tends to drift into entropy if left unchecked. As my old roommate used to say - "Dude, don't be so uptight. A set of lips is a set of lips!"

There must be a cream to stop this joy from spreading? Peace and love. Peace. And. Love.

Also, my ex-wife used to go and get a hose shoved up her ass at a clinic in Ann Arbor every month or so. She swore it helped her deal with her chronic constipation. I dunno, I believed her at the time but the idea just creeped me out.