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100% in 149 hours and 12 minutes. Longest every playthrough of a non-single player game for me.

In the final years of the 90's, Hardee's had the goddamn Monster Burger. That was the pinnacle of fast food. 4 patties, 6 slices of bacon, 4 slices of cheese. Carl's Jr came into Oklahoma and took over all the Hardee's in the early 2000s much to everyone's chagrin.

So I'm kind of sick of colossal swords due to their slow ass animations, but I'd like to stay STR if possible. Are there any Straight Sword/Greatsword/etc STR builds that are good? I already have the Nightrider's Glaive leveled, but it isn't my favorite.

I'll tell you what. Getting Melania to 0 hp after 15 attempts and having her just keep fucking standing up and then killing me is pretty goddamn fucking irritating.

Someone was asking about good colossal swords, the only real answer to that is Ruins Greatsword. The R2 on that is am awesome gravity wave.

I fucking lost it at "the bear is the stupidest animal..".

Don't pull it off the smoker wrapped in foil and put it in a cooler. You have to let the temperature come down or it will just continue to cook.

Cold brew bros, after several years of waiting for good, disposable, submergible bags to exist the wait is finally over. I can confirm this does exactly what it says it does. I use 1 3/4 cups of (measured pre-grinding) beans per gallon of water and this bag has plenty of room for all the...

Same. The latest Netflix increase came like a year after the last and for exactly zero decent new programming. We've come 180 degrees in streaming where it is now both easier and more cost effective to pirate than to try to find anything streaming since every fucking moron company thinks they...

The couple that went on Alone? I know they are from Alaska but don't recall if the property they purchased is there or not.

Good God. Why would NFC be constantly displayed in the status bar? Also, I googled 'N' in the status bar but I guess I had to add 'weird' to get the right answer. Anyways, thanks guys.

So the new S22+ is pretty nice. Getting used to Samsung's UI after nearly a decade with Nexus/Pixel phones is weird. Anyone know what the fuck this icon means? I can't find a description anywhere and I don't like my phone notifying me of something I don't know about.

I have a decent build at lvl 18 and getting trap TPed to Sellia was a ball buster. You can very easily make it out, though. Just balls out run right from the spawn and follow the circular slope down to the cave entrance that takes you to a grace point. Then go south-ish out of the cave to the...

I'd like to murder the devs, QA, testers, and all project leads who thought making the comment runes glow the same color as items was a good idea. Fuck all of them right in the face.

For you people missing weapons, how? Right after the spot where you meet the maiden for leveling there is a flail and a Lordsworn's Greatsword in chests. How are you not already rocking a 2H STR build?

I just commented to my friends this same thing. Controls don't feel super tight to me. Maybe I have a setting wrong?

For any idiot that hasn't already bought this on PC, you can get it from GMG for $45. https://slickdeals.net/f/15637234-elden-ring-pre-purchase-pc-steam-digital-download-45-35-via-green-man-gaming Pretty salty that I bought mine yesterday for $52 like a chump.

More stock but at even stupider prices! Yay!

What noob bullshit is this? Any self respecting terrible 2H str player farms early mobs to level str to 40 ASAP then one-shots everything not a boss the rest of the way. Duh.

Watched a half hour on Twitch. It is like they purposefully made her face twice as big as it needed to be. It is distractingly large during cut scenes.

Reading this thread is really amazing. It reads like every Xevy and Ronne post was merged from an entirely different thread.

I (accidentally) left a prime brisket in the vacuum bag for over 60 days. I might have detailed the experience in this thread, but when I opened the bag there was a very powerful sulfur smell and I thought it was bad. After a bit of research I found out that this is normal for aged meat and it...

Just a heads up to everyone doing the pre-order deal for the S22/+/Ultra. If you do it through Best Buy you can get the exact same deal but also get a $100/150/200 gift card depending on which phone you pre-order. It is literally the exact same thing except if you go through Best Buy you get...

The sheer lunacy of letting all this contact go for the first 58 minutes of the game and then calling it tight all of the sudden is exactly why the NFL fucking sucks.

Leave it to a failure of a streamer to equate long-form podcast interviews with subject matter experts to fucking streamers as a whole. Your takes on streamers in general are fucking awful but this is your worst one by far. I'd say stick to streaming, but you aren't any good at that...

I will literally watch anything he is in because his voice and delivery are hysterical.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but there was a discussion between the father and the cowboy about knowing what it means to be a man and making sure you know what it means if you pursue the relationship with his daughter. Sure as shit sounded like everyone was in agreement that they were as good as...

I just hate games these days that take 10 fucking hours to start to feel fun. I'm an old goddamn man, I don't have 10 fucking hours to waste before it doesn't fucking suck to play.

Sounds like peak game design for the last decade of AAA. Spend all the time and money making it look pretty while neglecting making it fun or compelling.

This cracks me up. Whoever asked why game developers are so fucking stupid earlier in the thread was exactly right. It has to be justifying a paycheck. All they had to do was make DL1 again, but bigger with new weapons and new crafts. Then they needed to make night missions so rewarding that...

What self-respecting DS player dies to fucking trash mobs because they are out of estus charges? No, you either die to trash with plenty of estus charges because you were being a greedy fuck and saving them for bosses or you die with plenty of estus charges because you took lethal damage from...

I have no idea how you made such a poor read on Wendy's character. Manipulative, yes. Cunning? Not half as much as she believes herself to be, and that is what actually makes her a well-written character. She was dropped into a situation deep over her head and managed to claw her way out...

It is even more hilarious because I guarantee that anyone who has listened to Rogan somewhat consistently for the past 5 to 7 years is more intelligent and discerning than the equivalent that only watches legacy shit media. I mean, how many things do you hear on JRE that you just spout back as...

Why in the world do we need another live action He-man when the first was nearly perfect? I don't even want it even if Dolph is back.

I love this. This is a company that sees the obnoxious feedback on places like Reddit, then looks at their sales numbers and says "Fuck them, they don't realize how much they love the swamps."

Begging to pay extra for this shit? I guess I shouldn't be surprised, but I can't help it.

So what is the lowest price for this? I'm looking at you, guys who bought it in Russia.

No matter what happens, after you cook the damn thing make sure you throw all the bones and wasted parts into a pot and make turkey bone broth out of that shit. If it is a 15 lb turkey then you are looking at clearing between 2 - 4 gallons of stock.