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Pretty sure there is plenty of lipstick on that pig.

Glad to hear the plan is in action. You doing the Cap 10K? If so, I probably won't see you there because it is fucking huge. But brofist anyway.

No copping out. Examples or GTFO.

Mmmkay. So who is hot then? Show us, purveyor of natural beauty.

I'm very new to Linux, but I got a RPi for work recently to start getting used to Linux and found the start-up and configuration experience pretty straight forward. I actually bought the exact same kit from CanaKit. The WiFi was configured in the GUI with a few clicks. Is the RETROPIE setup a...

What did you name yourself after, then? The colon disease? If so, you misspelled it.

Define not in porn.

Cad DOES have an Asian wife. You guys should share bro-tales.

Yeah, this is how I read the situation. It is probably less about the beer and more about something else bothering her. But instead of telling him her actual concern, she just rails him having a few drinks. My suggestion, CJ, is to get to the bottom of the issue. Find out what is really...

Trampled by a wooly mammoth on his way to Halas. Sad times.

Didn't you mean "Gotta scrap that bitch"? Heyooooo!

But it is good you found out now. Before you were engaged, or married, or had a kid. I'm sure it still fucks with your emotions, but at least you don't have the added burden of canceling a major life event or getting lawyers to divide up your shit and decide how you get to see your kids.

It seems you've already gotten the message, but I'll add a "run the fuck away" to the pile. Sorry to hear that man, that sucks.

Dumar is a closeted faggot. Straight men don't go through mental gymnastics to justify why they don't like women. Hint: if you go out with numerous women and think all of them are awful, you are either gay or too fat/ugly/weird/defective to attract a decent woman. Since you assure us you...

I was going to post a picture of the "I'm here for the gangbang" guy from Old School with a related comment about being here for the titties. Turns out that when you GIS for "I'm here for the gangbang", the results don't center around that guy. CLOSE WINDOW!! CLOSE WINDOW NOW!!!

LOL awesome

It just struck me as lazy legislation with obvious exploits. I have no academic knowledge in the area and I can't argue it from that perspective. For all I know, men are more likely to lie about abuse than women. That seems unlikely, but possible. While researching divorce attorneys, I...

The surprise is that a wife could legally drag a husband into a rape case during divorce using circumstances applicable to strangers. In a sane implementation, the bar would be raised on spousal rape allegations. By getting married, you are agreeing you generally want sex with each other...

TIL that in most statesa vindictive wife could claim rape to any sex between her and her husband. Only 13 states raise the legal bar for non-consent between husband and wife. In other states, a spurned spouse could claim the tipsy sex after date night was rape. Or she could claim she was...

Patton is hilarious. Sadly, think more like this:

So you met a woman at the very beginning of the divorce roller coaster. She lives 3 hours away. And she met you thinking you had goofy devil horns because you were at a LARPing event. And your conclusion is "I'm 100% in, when do I meet her parents!!". Bro. This is not sound thinking. But...

"Bush shitting" was Julian and the psycho nurse. Though it sounded more like she was trying to look into his windows after he kicked crazy out of his house. EDIT: looks like Arch beat me to it.

I would never help my ex move once I got her out of my house. But that doesn't mean he's a doormat, either. As he mentioned, with shared kid custody there are favor trade-offs and he is helping move his kids as well. Whatevs.

Agree in general, except for the child support situation. I don't think he's "dumb", but I do think he was too nice for his own good or too naive thinking the legal system follows common sense if she decides to cash in later (not always the case). Also, if she told him to pay under the table...

EDIT: Just realized I necroed a derail. Damn you, last unread post button. My bad.

Not having kids gives the opportunity for a much cleaner break. So I had that in my favor. It's good you are staying on positive terms with her for your kid's sake. But moving her? Yikes.

I only got to do the first few lvls. The combat feels less random and the controls are a little smoother. Both of which are good things IMO.

Release day! I am remote installing now, hoping to get in a quick first look over lunch.

Teckbro, you should log in one last time and pass off the Leader position to someone still playing.

And on the actual topic: I've been divorced officially for ~5 months, though I am close to a year of complete separation from my ex. Feels good man. I don't see her, I rarely think about her in a positive or negative way. All in all, life has moved on.

Color Run : 5K :: Candy Crush : Enthusiast Gaming Filthy casuals.

Is that where colored people have to sit in your SUV? HEEEYOOOO!

Come to think of it, joining a running group/club is probably a good way to both get in shape and meet active women. I've been dating a girl I met online for a few months now. We tell people we met online; it feels kind of expected now. No one seems surprised. Though I remember a number of...

3 of the first 4 results for Dallas 5Ks are fucking color runs. Heh.

Not marriage related, butMultiSim is a schematic capture program that simulates with SPICE. Also, SPICE has become a generic term for software circuit simulation, kind of like Kleenex vs tissue. But I digress. I know she was trying to help. Perhaps my "know your boundaries" example came...

SPICE can be a player hater. Also, fucking hilarious that she contemplated it deeply then asked what a resistor is. Probably like when I get dragged to an art museum, stare at the famous painting real hard, then wait for someone else to say something so I can agree. Except she didn't wait...

Us too. Post your sister-in-law's.

Noodle long ago established that his in-laws need a mass bitch-slapping. My ex-wife that jetted after 6 months of marriage fought to keep every item she registered for, though she and her family paid a minimal part of the wedding expenses. At first glance, it made her look like a morally bunk...

We're using the standard internet measurement, right? Base of the sack to 2" past the tip.