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Even if she didn't screw the guy, she spent significant effort arranging a covert trip to screw some guy behind his back, and sat through a night of her husband's brother's wife (allegedly her best friend as well) screwing some dude repeatedly. While "holding hands" with a stranger and drinking...

Urban Dictionary wasn't very helpful. Unless she is saying "important people" or "big dicks". Is that like the barber surcharge for long hair? I assume it really means something that will make me want to quit the internet for the morning.

Yes, it is time to talk to a lawyer. Now. Also, Vim is right. Even if you want to rage at her, resist the urge. The more put together and reasonable you look to the court, the more likely you come out ahead. That said, secure your stuff. I'm sure a divorce lawyer could give you good...

This post was underrated. Well played.

I had a longer post typed out that agreed with this. Soygen summed it up nicely.

I agree, and took the vows very seriously. It's sad when you find out the other party to the vows viewed them on par with penciling in a happy hour with an ex co-worker you never really liked.

In fairness, she couldn't wait to wait to not own me personally. She was, however, a little more hesitant to not own my stuff. The sickening part is that for years, she was always the stronger advocate for marriage and permanence. Then shortly after, when it wasn't the rosy paradise she...

Does the guy have a really punchable face? If so, I think it's fair game.

Ahahaha, Deathwing has it covered. Well played.

I actually did have a much less severe version of this in college. Short version: My freshman year g/f and I agreed to continue dating over the summer, we lived a long way apart. I turned away opportunities to hook up, g/f and I stayed in touch. Shortly after we got back for sophomore...

Fair enough. My choice of words is poor. It's not like I would be appreciative of the other guy. And if he was dumb enough to be around me afterwards, it probably wouldn't take much for me to punch him in the face. But my anger would be focused on the wife. I wouldn't be looking for a...

It would be nice, but it in't realistic. Also, consider in the case of the "random dude" cheating: - Your wife could very well have hidden her relationship status from the guy - Even if the guy knew, your wife is out banging randoms. If it wasn't that scumbag, it would be some other...

A number of those types of relationships at my former job turned into divorce/remarriage situations.

An ugly reality that one must face in a divorce. The reality that you chose poorly. That things didn't go to hell without both people participating (or failing to) in some way. That even if your ex was the primary shithead, you contributed to the failure. Even if that contribution was...

GIS has somehow misassociated the two. Apparently this is Kristen Saban: Not as hot. Still may have a career in UFC.

Hmmm, I seem to remember a lawyer saying that if you leave the house, it gives her leverage to keep the house in the divorce. Regardless, may be time to consult a lawyer. You don't necessarily need to retain one yet, but you could pay for an hour of their time (use cash) and figure out how...

Discovered some old news that was new to me. Nick Saban has a hot daughter that beat her sorority sister to a bloody pulp and has her tits posted to the interwebs. For those who also missed... Kristen Saban assault case, analyzed line-by-line

I believe we lived together for 5-6 years prior to marriage.

Hell yeah I did. Bear in mind, we were married for about 6 months. Right as we started discussing how to split stuff up, she says "Well, I'm not sure I want my WHOLE 50% of everything...", and I started laughing. She didn't see what was funny. So I explained community property and showed her...

Hiding things from your spouse isn't a good idea in general, so I suggest telling them about the accounts. I made no attempt to hide my accounts, my ex-wife was well aware of them. If she insisted we combine all assets we had as soon as we said vows, I would be highly suspicious of...

Dirk, did you and your wife get married right out of college? Did one of you have significantly more assets (cash, investments, property, etc) going into the marriage? Granted, if marriage works properly, none of this matters. But if it goes to shit (especially if it does so within a few...

Closest to going from HIV positive to full blown AIDS

I can't speak for OH law, but if it is similar to TX law regarding marital property: I would hesitate to combine in money I had previous to getting married. That is probably what saved my ass in divorce. Combining money made AFTER marriage is fine, that would all be considered community...

Pretty sure Khane was mocking the perceived mindset of women and money. When you make more, it's "our money, our decisions, we are a team", blah blah. But if you stopped making more, the attitude changes.

Confirmed Antarius alt.

Reading Onoes story, in pictures.

Let's assume that McTits Jr is a persnickety little cuntbag and has narrow hips that guarantee death in natural childbirth. Damaged goods. Fetching a decent "dowry" for her would have been a win.

I saw Oregon Trail and other DOS games got released by Internet Archive. So for old times sake, I decided to round up Mrs. Haast, my two sons and my lovely daughter for a cross-continent adventure: So I went to the supply store: FUCK. How much will you give me for McTits Jr...

The Boshy runner was cynical, but funny. Especially trolling his roommate with extra deaths after his roommate pledged $20/death.

It's interesting what is fun to watch vs play. For instance: Morrowind - fun to play, soul-crushingly boring to watch the speedrun. It was basically 30 minutes of spastic twitching in a sea of brown. Kazio Mario World - would never fucking try it because I would put the controller through...

Onoes, there is only one solution: Joking aside, that is awful. Bro-hug coming your way through the internet.

Sorry, Bro-noes, but someone had to.

I lol'd. Especially reading the names in the Cosby voice.

Don't butcher the Dre line, it's "bitches ain't shit but hos and tricks". Otherwise, you can't end the next line with "dick(s)". Sometimes yes, bitches be crazy. Other times, you may realize you did something dumb over time without realizing it. Or that you were reading the situation wrong...

I skimmed the plot on Wikipedia. I wish I had those 5 minutes of my life back. Definitely needs a /wrists or emo roof jump option at the end.

That's... strange. Any additional perspective now that you had the night to stew it over?

I pull because I can't sit still. And also, I love training people to death. Is pulling/training still a thing in post-EQ MMOs? I think I'm obsolete.

I agree. With the wife or immediate family, figuring out something fun you want to do together works better than exchanging items you would have bought for yourselves anyway. Take a trip, go to a really fancy restaurant, get season tickets to something you both enjoy, etc. It's more fun than...