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  1. Enzee

    Pornhub’s 2016 Year in Review - Do you jerk off correctly?

    What Ukerric said.. he didn't use 'views' he used 'visits'. Opening 20 tabs is one 'visit' to pornhub. 23 billion visitors, 91 trillion views. I mean, it could be lower, but I'd imagine it's actually higher when adding in the multifap sessions. edit: LOL 'overwatch' became their 11th most...
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    The Grand Tour (from the guys in Top Gear)

    I caught up on the namibia special and most recent episode.. the special was good, felt more like their old journeys and style, but not a 'all time best' one. Still, probably the best thing they did of the year. In the last episode, when they were doing the electricity generation stuff, it...
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    Hearthstone

    Oh, mind if i ask who you are? Can PM me if you dont want it public. Neil Reeves is the only 'well known' PT player i know, just cause he lives somewhat close and owns a store. I have some friends who have played at least one PT, past and present, but none of them are names most would know.
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    Hearthstone

    A lot of them throw aya in as the top end of the deck. but, yea its just 2 jade claws and 2 jade lightning with aya at most. I was playing the pirate/jade version, but the pirate package is very iffy. when it works its crazy, but more and more decks are aiming to beat it and you often run out...
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    Hearthstone

    @Brand and when you say 'Pro Tour person', you mean a fan or you have played on thr PT?
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    Hearthstone

    Oh yea, thats a good point too. i had a feeling there was a busted deck without rares, just couldnt remember what it was. i mean, force of will is an uncommon techically. they used to put a lot of power outside rare.
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    MTG thread

    oh, cool. Might actually be a real deck, ala 'lucky charms' from RTR era standard. If the deck can function without the combos, and then just sometimes wins out of nowhere with them. Crackdown construct is the only iffy part, that doesn't do much on it's own, potentially.
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    MTG thread

    hmm.. interesting. Might fit into a jeskai control deck as a win condition? Or maybe just a deck dedicated to finding the combo mostly. An infinite combo on turn 4 in standard hasn't happened in awhile. The color requirements aren't strict on either card. Still, I can't imagine it'll dominate...
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    Hearthstone

    I've played magic heavily, and paid attention to the pro scene even when I didn't, since before the Pro Tour was created. I've never heard a story like that. Devs used to do a lot of 'gun slinging' where they bring weird and/or fun decks to play people on the side. It's possible some dev did...
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    Hearthstone

    nevermind, i suck at arena. Had some of the crazy shit like in first week of MSG all happen today. Shaman who coins out whirling zap-o-matic, I play sorc apprentice, he's got earth shock and spirit claws to kill.. then rolls air totem next turn to kill my followup. At 3 life I FINALLY kill the...
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    Doctor Who

    So, I was just reading an older BBC article about sherlock, but they mentioned Doctor Who because of Moffat and Gatiss. Turns out, the ratings for Dr. Who declined over the last few seasons and they were blaming it on the complaints about their "convoluted metafictional narratives". That sounds...
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    Hearthstone

    Priest is in the top 3, for sure, but it's inconsistent is the only thing. If you go by just how often a class can get 12 wins, I'd rank them 1) mage 2) priest 3) warlock. But, warlock gets more wins on average then priest or mage. The difference between the worst and best warlock deck isn't as...
  13. Enzee

    The Magicians

    Or, the half-god develops within a few days and tears it's way out of her, killing her in the process.. You never can tell with these things.
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    MTG thread

    Yea, ok. I've seen similar comments about him in random places. So, good, hope he does quit then.
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    Hearthstone

    Stick to the best classes (imo it's roughly tier1: mage/warlock tier2: priest, paladin, rogue tier3: shaman, druid, hunter TierTrash: Warrior) so just tier 1 and 2, basically. Maybe find a tier 3 class you like (mine is hunter) when you have no option to pick a tier 1 or 2 class.
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    Hearthstone

    @zzeris If you used to play arena, that should help a lot. If you were a brand new player, I'd almost not recommend it. The learning curve is pretty steep I realized in retrospect. I listen to every lightforge podcast, used heartharena's tool for a long time (still do, just don't follow it 100%...
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    Hearthstone

    Woot! Got my first 12-0 arena run, and just days after my first pally 12 win. Last round opponent disconnected, so that was anti-climatic.. but I'll take it. Deck was insane, but kind of tricky to play. Almost every game I was under 8 health, or dead next turn, but obviously I can't complain. 3...
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    MTG thread

    I have never really watched him, what's his problem with this set? Looks fine so far.
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    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    which article? I went to their main page, but didn't see anything that jumped out as 'spoilerish'. I don't mind spoilers for the most part, except for 'twist' movies.
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    The Magicians

    Yes, the demi-god/god thing they summoned did. You needed the 'seed' of a God inside you to have the power to hold it. Blondie (err.. alice? been awhile now) drank the vial, other girl was raped was the implication.
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    MTG thread

    Man.. I haven't been playing MTG for a bit, I did play a kaladesh pre-release, and it was great, but the spoilers on this set make me think the limited environment will be fun again. There's only a few cards that look standard viable, but a bunch of them seem like lots of fun stuff for limited...
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    Humans

    Oh, did this air on the real BBC already? I've been seeing commercials for it coming up soon, but the new season hasn't started for BBC america yet as far as I have seen.
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    Hearthstone

    The complaints about emrakul are not nearly as universal as the pirate complaints are for hearthstone. There hadn't been a good combo deck in standard for years, and there was lots of people asking for them to bring back a viable combo deck. They did, and it's good, but there are plenty of ways...
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    MTG thread

    I would think that you are either playing a deck that is fast enough to beat tasigur without killing him, or a deck with enough other removal to use on him while these kill anything else (like, some esper or b/w midrange/control deck with 8-10 spot removal). I mean, path to exile can't kill...
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    Doctor Who

    no, not that ive heard, they are just saying shes ugly. I like it! Yea, he is someone that could be great. He seems like he would be somewhere between Smith and Tennant in personality, which would be fine of course.
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    MTG thread

    Memory jar does something different though, right? im by no means an expert on that deck, but this is generating mana for the most part, jar is refilling your hand or am i missing something? But, if they can fit that 5 mana artifact in, seems like this can work. The combo with time vault makes...
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    Hearthstone

    So, wow, I'm kind of in shock.. I just got my 4th or 5th twelve win run of all time, but I think it's my first non-mage 12 win. At the very least, first time I did it with paladin for sure. When I drafted the thing, I was thinking I'd be lucky to hit 7. It had almost no 2 drops at all and I...
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    MTG thread

    That paradox engine could do something in legacy or vintage, with all the mana rocks available. getting it out is the tough part, but when you do you can get infinite mana practically. ive never been good at figuring out combos/building combo decks, but untapping all your mana artifacts for free...
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    Hearthstone

    God.. this is such a great example of 'wtf if brode thinking?'. Even his explanation, when it was just Classic, is so silly. He's literally over thinking it to justify a mistake. The community almost unanimously agrees it should say transform. Any other good company would just go 'yea ok, we'll...
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    Doctor Who

    chuk, the difference is these 'grand arc' stories were introduced in an episode, then ignored for awhile, then resolved in another, for the most part. Whereas something like the 'Crack' or the 'Silence' arc from Smith's run, or 'Harold Saxon' from Tennant, or 'Bad Wolf' from Eccleston run all...
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    Hearthstone

    Nvm.. on mobile and it didnt show all the posts. already answered.
  32. Enzee

    Doctor Who

    yea, no, I just double checked. Capaldi isn't planning to leave after this season. ‘Doctor Who’ Producer Confirms Peter Capaldi Won’t Be Leaving After Season 10 The 'showrunner' left, which was Steven Moffat, but Capaldi is staying for the foreseeable future. That's the most recent news that's...
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    Doctor Who

    It's confirmed that it's Capaldi's last season? If so, well fuck. I was just getting used to him, and like malakriss pointed out, wanted to see him get some longer plots like Tennant and Smith both got. Honestly, I think he really hit his stride last season with the Gallifrey stuff, and we are...
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    Doctor Who

    I seriously do not care if the companion is pretty or not, but they need to be fun to watch in some way. Clara grew on me a bit, but she was my least favorite at first, despite some finding her to be the hottest companion since the reboot (I prefer Amy, mmm redheads). I have not seen much of the...
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    MTG thread

    I mean, normally I'd say not likely at all.. but it looks like Wotc is trying to push something along those lines while clues are still legal as well. Plus, there's tons of playable artifacts currently and coming out in this set (hopefully). Heart of Kiran and Scrap Trawler are both playable and...
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    Hearthstone

    Because as bad as it is, it's still the best game of this type out there. Magic has more strategic depth, but it's expensive as fuck in comparison and you don't have the same ease in finding a game (mtgo is horseshit). Eternal, hex, etc.. are all bad for various reasons as well. We whine...
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    MTG thread

    New tezz seems like he could be good if there is a deck that makes lots of artifacts normally. if you have 2+ artifacts consistently by turn 4, he can generally kill a creature or two with his -2 ability. Of course, if there is no deck that does that normally, he wont do much.
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    Westworld

    I just binge watched this over the last few days and read through this thread as well. Great show, half shitty thread. As to the above, about no one recognizing Arnold, it's been brought up multiple times and I don't understand everyone's confusion. Everyone knows Bill Gates, but very few...
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    Hearthstone

    It just might. Operative is a class card, so it's got a bonus offering rate to begin with. They may have also (accidentally or intentionally) given it the MSG offering bonus on top of that. So, when you look at the pool of total dragons, and it's got stacking bonuses on it, it'll come up much...
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    Eternal the Card Game

    silence isn't worthless at all when you get into real constructed decks. It removes buffs from minions, and some decks are all about buffing. It's the main 'removal' that combrei (time and justice) get. Desert Marshal and Valkyrie Enforcer were both played very heavily for that reason, but also...