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Maybe he's a grower and not a shower?

Does that mean it's spread by ass to mouth and/or butthole tonguing?

You make it sound like there was a time when he didn't suck...

Phantom Assassin is the worst a lot of times because they'll farm until the enemy team all gets MKB and then yell at the team when they get rolled in fights. Another fun one is Juggernauts who go battlefury + aghs and don't autoattack for the entire game (either spin or ult, otherwise run from...

You might have too much mmr to get in to jungle farm wars games, it's been out for years.

Made it two whole days in this league before I got pissed off and quit. Good times when you spend 45 minutes trying to kill an essence mob in cruel docks with 1.3k dps on kb and you can't get it below 25% health at any point in time.

You really don't need 5k life to do maps and stuff... My lvl 89 wild strike evasion ranger that I did in prophecy had somewhere between 3500-4000 life and I could do up to t13 maps (didn't get any t14/t15 but i'm sure it wouldn't have been much of a problem, maybe the bosses). Uber Izaro 1shot...

It's not so fun when you should 100% win but your team gets stupid and throws (hai2u farm game with a 2.5 supp/2.5 carry team vs a 5 carry team... yeah lets play jungle farm wars for 45 minutes!)

Guy runs out of bounds for the Dolphins and the clock doesn't stop? RIP 40 seconds, refs are fantastic this year as always.

Which of those quotes say Brissett picked them apart through the air? The one calling him a mobile quarterback? The one calling the pats offensive style similar to the SEC?

Luckily i'll more than likely be dead from all the meth I smoke before it gets to that point in this country (at least aside from all the retarded little children (and yes I know most of them are technically adults/my age) who run around the internet threatening to rape and kill everyone who...

And Ambi is asking other people if they even watched the game, lol. Also, I don't recall seeing a single person say that Brissett dominated the game so i'm not sure where you're getting that from...

Ambi just trying to find any way he can to downplay the Patriots. "No guys, the Patriots actually suck but the Texans offense cost them the game... If the Texans offense played better it would've been a 27-0 shutout the other way!" What'd Blount have, 24 rushes for 100+ yards and 2 tds or so...

I have Edelman in fantasy and if he is qb next week i'm playing him for sure (sat him this week expecting a run heavy game, hopefully TY Hilton puts up more than the 5 pts I would've gotten).

I lol'd at trex thanking tardnoomba... The two of them would like each other I spose.

Biel is gonna be #1 tho (just like she's the #1 of the round).

But... What does it mean? Google telling the NSA I look at tranny porn (even though the NSA monitors that too)?

Nice to know you were thinking about me. We should grab dinner some time if you're ever in Cleveland...

I have no clue who Eva Marie is but she looks pretty hot so i'll consider that a great success!

Yeah cause every fan of the Patriots is a "bandwagon, projecting faggot"... You mad because your team is and has always been shit (I say this without knowing who your team is)? If your team isn't and hasn't always been shit, then do I get to call you a bandwagon faggot cocksucker too?

I miss the good ole days when trex wasn't around...

Yeah I get a lot more enjoyable matches in low prio than I do in ranked (still get some bad ones in low prio but i'd say it's probably 70/30 enjoyable vs 10/90 in ranked) even some of the shitstomps in low prio are fun because the team is just fucking around. On a different note, fucking french...

Not sure, but I know he sucked himself off quite a bit in the Black Desert thread while I was still playing that.

Makes sense because vegans are retards...

I'd be down to do some play money or real money games but my schedule is kind of shitty for it. Generally i'm off on Mondays and working 4-11pm est the rest of the week.

Pauly D probably sucks the best dick out of all the celebs this week... Going with #1 despite the Sheen last round.

I'm not sure if I should commit seppuku because I got charlie sheen or be happy that I didn't get the mystery celeb...

Bovada is changing ownership or at least names in the next couple weeks, i'd hold off and see what happens with that.

This... I regret posting my pics in the Wizardhawk VS Camerous fight thread sort of kinda. PS: Wooly, if you are better than everyone except Phil Ivey then you should probably be making a lot more than $83 on casino days... (Play 30k pots online but you play 1-2 with the min buy-in live??? Lol)

Of course it is, just like his "worst bad beat ever" story is complete bullshit too since no casino would ever let 2 jack of hearts in the same hand fly.

You played the entire hand and nobody mentioned the duplicate jacks of hearts? You got robbed.

3 years ago the people who are 7-9k now were 4-6k. Then you have all the people with high mmr running 200000 smurf accounts so they can shitstomp 2k games etc., mmr "averages" don't mean much.

Don't need keys at homeless shelters... do I win? On a serious note tho I have 3 keys on a tiny keyring, building key, 2 door keys. That's it for me since I don't have a car.

Ajin for me too. I've read in a few places that it's highly unlikely Overlord gets a 2nd anime season =(.

I was 5th pick in my league so I took Gurley and I wish I wasn't 5th pick so I would've gotten someone else...

What are the odds that wooly makes a single post in this thread at any point in time without qualifying it by talking about how much money he made on online poker (or what songs coheed and cambria wrote about him). As far as which ones are good and which aren't, i've read mixed reviews...

Way to stroke your e-cock, wooly. 10/10.

Hopefully Garoppolo just got bruised up a bit and will be able to come back in the 2nd half...

Can't see the Patriots game, what happened to Garoppolo? Bad injury?