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ackshually Fruit bats are called that because they are gay. They eat nothing but dick and ass and die from aids within 5 years.

My takeaway from that was "Remember when they used pictures of the actual food in advertisements instead of sculptures?"

That's just dumb. They do that because english is the default and if you're a DREAMER who can't speak english, it's a waste of time to make you listen to a bunch of english instructions before telling you "Oh by the way if you're an idiot who cannot speak the correct language, press 9" If not for...

What do you mean by this? Does running it through a cycle with conditioner stretch it back to it's original size, or does it loosen it up enough that you can manually stretch it back?

I don't know where you get your information, good sir. But those gentlemen were not Russian Inventors, they were German Inventors.

Yeah, when she was cutting her straps free, for an instant I thought she was sacrificing herself. But that would have been idiotic writing. Anyway, I was halfway expecting reacher to swing the stretcher back into the chopper one handed and lay out the bad guy with her still in it. I mean, I...

I don't know who the fuck that is. What songs have the bards sung about him?

Now I've been watching some boney M videos and I love them. I really like how the dude is clearly the head of the band but all he does is dance around while the female backup singers do 90% of the singing. lol 1979.

I say it's Rasputin. Change my mind. I could entertain the idea that it's Mikhail Kalashnikov for inventing a damn fine rifle. Or even Lyudmila Mikhailovna Pavlichenko for being the deadliest sniper in the history of the world. But I'm going with Rasputin because there are multiple songs...

Interesting that his fucktoy didn't die. I really thought she would have to.

They were up for emmy's this year? The final episode was in 2022, how were they up for more? Did anyone watch the BCS spinoff? I don't think I even knew about it until just now. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt20516438/

We killed a half dragon (that we weren't supposed to kill because he was supposed to show up again later) and we harvested his hide and his dick. DM didn't make any items for the dick, one of us just wore it around our neck as a trophy ... but he made a set of boots and gloves with the skin...

Wait, I was born in the US. When did I get wiped out? Am I in hell right now?

Letterkenny is done, but aren't we getting another season of shorsey?

I honestly didn't realize there were people who didn't know it was better for a rookie QB to sit a year or 3 and learn from a veteran. It's as basic as staying ahead of the chains, punting on 4th down, and wrapping up when making a tackle. It's not just QBs either. Before the salary cap, the...

Yeah, I thought danes were vikings. I was expecting a Svein Forkbeard or Cnut the Great. Not this scraggly looking marshmallow. Don't forget the ham. Wait, will a pig eat a live human if he's immobilized? Asking for science.

Not really. They even called someone for holding Micah. Might be the first time all season.

If he gets fired for yesterday that'll certainly help with the pain.

Did I miss some news? How is the Cowboy's gig going to be open after a SB win?

Answer and tell them it's the newest high speed petabit ethernet connection. All they have to do it trim their ethernet connectors to fit and they'll get internet speeds faster than 6g fiber.

No, I get that. But how can you finish? I've cranked down to martha stewart's mugshot but I'm out on that one.

My wife is overly worried about big chested dogs getting bloat. That's what she calls it, but I'm pretty sure it's what you described. I think she must have a similar story from her childhood. They can do a preventative surgery to attach the stomach. We just always make sure the food dish is...

Are you having a stroke? I think you meant, Fuck everyone then get out of that company. Funny thing is that the one girl calling him cute and talking him up to the other girls has probably made all the other girls want him. That's why he needs to fuck em all and find a new job.

That's after the IG filters? I can't masturbate to this one.

Hoosier Hill Farms. I may try some other brands, but this one had the simplest ingredient list.

I haven't read this entire thread, so maybe you guys have talked about it already. I recently tried out dehydrated cheese and butter. The cheese is fucking amazeballs. Not only will I be getting some for storage, I'll be keeping that on hand for everyday use. The butter kinda tastes like...

Oh is that what you meant? Fuck, for some reason I thought you were talking about totally fake pictures. As in, they'd get a story about a girl being arrested, then go to insta to find a hottie and turn her pic into a mugshot. I'm not saying your thing is a nothingburger; but compared to...

Water? not acetone? Son, am disappoint.

A foler talking about man things. Lean back Nirgon, just link the yahoo answers page where you read that.

She got in trouble for dressing too provocatively at school. hnghhh The initial paragraph was kinda stupidly written as it sounded like she was a teacher in San Antonio after being run out of Missouri. But really she was just hiding out there. Kid was 16 and his dad knew about it and...

I had a basenji once named Q-tip. Hard headedest fucking dog I've ever seen. He grew up with my shepherd and when she died, he suddenly got very close to me. Like his goal in life was to have as much skin contact with me as possible at all times. I let him sleep on the bed and he'd run me...

Is that what they call murder hobos?

Tell your friend we all appreciate him giving that psychopath a harmless outlet for his disorder. If no one played D&D with him, he'd probably be out on the street kidnapping people and forcing them to play. No but really, he sounds like he has issues and I hope DM'ing is therapeutic for him.

I identify as TRI-pedal, thankyouverymuch

I thought the same thing because they said something about swapping the loads. But what we actually saw them do was swap the license plates. So they didn't switch the trailers or the load or anything unbelievable. They just swapped plates and went along. I kind of assumed the original plan...

In solidarity with the deaf hero, should I watch the entire series on mute, or only the scenes with her? I will also be sitting down, so no need for me to amputate anything.

Our processor actually grinds up beef brisket to mix with the burger. I think he does 2 lbs of deer to 1 lb beef. He calls it a 50% mix, which I initially thought meant 1 to 1. But he explained it to me a couple years ago that it means the brisket is 50% of the weight of the deer meat. I...

You misspelled best. Only caveat is to never give it your real name or address. So, work crazy is a dangerous place to stick your dick.

I gave my wife a vacuum for valentines day once because she was bitching about ours. Dyson ball, hell of a vacuum. Turned out I read the room wrong, but I pivoted and was like no baby the real gift is that this is a man's vacuum and now I'll be using it. You gotta be agile. That ball vacuum...

I like a fan as long as it's not blowing over my head. My wife likes a fan too but I had to re-aim it so it pointed it at our feet.