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Is this the Ever(qu)est VS UO sheep vs wolves posturing reborn?

New use for deathrow prisoners!

Yeah, with how widely used the "roll your missions until you get the reward you want" software was used, I'm surprised they never just programmed that functionality into the actual mission interface.

Maybe they'll introduce a new Bodyguard Follower who gets you a ship table once you're BFFs!

I need some magic-related real estate tips; I think I need to buy a second house for storing and sorting CCGs in. Ain't no damn room left in the closets for putting away holiday decorations...

Just get it peer reviewed by a sociology journal.

Garrisons are annoying, but at least they make WoW FTP~

U/G madness was the shit. Unfortunately for U/G Madness, Psychatog was even more Nutterbutter. God, I am still so damn sad Modern isn't Masques-Forward. So many fun engines and cards lost in the void between "too weak for Legacy," "too few copies to be the focus of an EDH deck," and "too...

TL;DR: "Any laws written after 1780 are SLAVERY'

I still hate the "CHAMPION" plastered acrossed the top of these mats. It's so tacky for a playmat you're likely to get by sharking an 8 player event at a shit store.

The interrupt mechanic was a nice idea, rewarding dumb dps players by giving them a +DPS cookie for successfully interrupting was a good training method.

Apparently they went through and redid a lot of the perks to make leveling gameplay feel smoother, and increased exp/money from Missions. New newbiezone has a direct portal to Temple of the Four Winds, so that's nice. Still no updates on the graphics overhaul, despite them "working on videos"...

On weekdays Gilgamesh is pretty routinely open for character creation between 6am-8am Central.

It does drop the Caster sword

I mean, all the benched melee need to get in at least one fight

This is why East Virginia is superior.

I've been playing by myself on Gilgamesh, since I was booted from ISIS sometime during the time I didn't play. Grinding up them jobs.

I am extremely amused by the 80% damage cap for Obliterate in PVP. If they wanted slow, heavy hitting melee specs, they should have gone about it like that in the Mastery. +% Obliterate/Mortal Strike Damage... against 1m+ Max Health Targets.

Yeah, pretty sure the shop I go to for Boardgame Night is going to be overrun by people who never normally play there this Game Day

We've got a guy who goes to every state championship every year, and has since State Championships first existed. He has gotten 2nd place so many times that the ribbing has become pretty amazing on the local boards every time. Even with 3903219420234 state championships a year now, he *still*...

"Dear Self, Never Post on Fohguild.org"

They just need to conquer and liquidate Turkey! I'm sure it'll all go fine, I mean, they've got those submarines!

Now now, if the commentators caught the cheating then that would be an unfair advantage for non-cheating players whose games are on camera. They need to lose their games to cheaters just like the off-camera players or it isn't fair. [incredibly over-exaggerated wink]

100% of Chromanticore decks at Pro Tour Dragons of Tarkir made day 2.

I seem to remember sometime in the 90s one of the Northeastern states still had a Firing Squad. Dude survived the firing squad and was returned to jail, since he had "served" his Firing Squad execution sentence, but still had a couple life sentences attached.

Satanists are also Christian, so sure!

Come now Gavinrad, they totally say they're sorry when they find out they executed the wrong person.

You make like 1k a day with a just one level 100 garrison and treasure hunters. If you bother to log in and poosh bottan for 5 minutes a day WoW's essentially FTP now.

Outside of Manhattan and Overland Park, Kansas is the most depressing state I've ever driven through. At least the crappy little towns in other rural states keep their Main Streets relatively not-in-shambles. Kansas just lets shit collapse on itself in the main thoroughfare. When you can't...

Dismemberment Abortion sounds way more metal.

I'm convinced that the Devs actually removed Killing Spree from the game 4 years ago and our rogues are just using its name as an excuse for standing in stupid places.

Going from 10 (no bench) to 20 (+bench) and the attendant rise of drama queens/trying to find 13-15 good players that didn't have horrendous personalities killed my guild. Flex Mythic would have been much appreciated. Going from server first guild to "can't even enter the difficulty mode...

All G/W Devotion Top 8 at the Pro Tour: THE FIRST TWO WEEK LONG PRO TOUR.

Really wishing I had done all this leveling during the double EXP earlier this year!

I'M HAVING A PIZZA EMERGENCY SIR

So wait, was that a rebuttal video or some kind of vacation hotel advertisement.

You measure the length of a dick pizza starting 1 foot past the edge of the box.

The nice thing about a character-creation restricted server is that the gold spam seems to die off by about 4pm.

What will happen to the bearded server maintenance hobo now