I just don't even understand most of the magical items in this game.
"+5 to when a fart lands, it does extra stink damage, and burns their noses..."
wat?
I prefer the mid-western accent (or, otherwise known as, no accent at all). Southern people, and I'm saying this as a southerner, just sound stupid to me. Fun to fuck, but when I have to deal with them on the daily, just no thank you.