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I would also recommend you stop sleeping with married women.

Here you go Cam: The #1 Sugar Daddy Dating & Sugar Baby Personals

Doesn"t matter had sex.

Yes. It"s a tumor made out of bacon.

a_skeleton_03 also has a thundercock

To be fair I did ask her how I could help. She was too busy to answer though so I figured I"d stay out of the way with Pepe until heavy lifting or cleaning needed to be done then helped with that. The booze and cheese I brought for the party (can you tell I"m from Wisconsin) went fast though...

Hah. Though getting to walk along the beach with Ceno was worth it. He"s so dreamy ^_^

Do you sleep with a noise machine at all Lori? If I can"t sleep because I"m too busy thinking I just put on a little white noise and it makes me stupid apparently because I"ll zonk right out.

I lost about 25 pounds in 4 weeks when the pain started. My doctor was like, "Kudos on the weight loss, you should keep that up. But you"re an idiot."

Like others said. Exercise and a new girl. Just don"t overdo it on the exercise or you lose a ton of weight too fast and suddenly your gall bladder tries to fucking assassinate you. Too bad they didn"t let me keep it or I would have put it in a jar on my mantle to remind my other body parts...

Eomer"s heterosexual life partner.

Just ask her to come over a night or two before she leaves and fuck her then. If she"s at all interested in doing you, she"ll do it then.

I learned my lesson. Love is transitory but balls are forever.

You wouldn"t know anything about making shit up would you Dabamf.

Suddenly sleeping with a potentially crazy person and being misled into blaming Lori for the eventual fallout doesn"t seem so bad.

(insert subtle jest about how you, not your wife, was the one who was anally interacted, thus taking advantage of the obvious vagueness of your post)

Or maybe we were counter-trolling him and you/he should have picked up on that?!

Anecdote time: I"d had been friends with my wife for about 5 years when I told her pretty much that I didn"t have room in my life for a female friend, told her I was single, said she was as well and that we should rectify this. About a week later I was balls deep in her. Now take this with...

What does the t stand for?

Really? While you"re at it why not casually mention how you have a hard time keeping a girlfriend because they simply can"t handle the mind shattering orgasms you give them and that you"re sick of explaining to the dealership why you have to return the Lexus you bought them for their birthday.

Really? You guys are missing out. When I overpay for a burger that I could have made better for half the cost, I want a bag full of fries I"ll never be able to digest to go with it.

Really? I pegged you as more a 5 guys and fries kinda person.

I hear Kuriin orders from Burger King and then drives to sit at a McDonalds to eat it.

Proof that you don"t need makeup or pedi"s to be cute and fashioanble:

My wife was amazed that up until I was 29 I had never had seafood. I mean I had fish sticks once as a kid but other then that? I explained it like this. Every time I"ve had the opportunity to have seafood, there"s also been an opportunity for steak and I fucking love steak. The first time I...

The hashtagging shit reminds me of one day when I was younger, had a girl over and I wanted to look cool in front of her so I sent a message to a friend using leetspeak. His reply of, "What the fucking fuck?" reminded me that it really just looks fucking retarded when you do stupid shit like...

He just lacked the confidence Drinsic. Fortunately one day he met Bill at a Starbucks.

Just do as Kegkilla said. Put in your profile that you make 100k+ a year and watch the messages roll in.

They made pillow forts and pinkie swore to be best friends forever. He"s coming over this weekend to mow her lawn.

I imagined that what he meant by that is he got so aroused while reading this thread that his driver/mistress had to grab his cock and it distracted her and almost killed them.

I liked your birth name Jerle. 8(

Well that would explain why she wanted me to call her William Playfair and spoke with a Scottish Accent during foreplay.

I just so have one to sell too! 30 bucks for materials and you pay shipping/handling.

This explains the fascination with Sam. You want to be #600 don"t you.

We have. After reading her side of the story, I realize just how badly she had been lied to and how it really colored me in a bad light so I became unapproachable/unreasonable. To me it looked like Lori was lying to me and being malicious so I had no reason to trust or believe anything she said...

Bitches love smiley faces Cam. No joke. Give those bitches some smiley faces.

If you ask nicely she will poop on your bed though. Speaking of which, do you keep in touch still with any of the Korean chicks you"ve dated? You should do a High Fidelity bit and meet up with your top 5 before you leave. Would be pretty amazing given how crazy some of the shit you"ve gone...

That"s pretty much the gist of it. Had some misplaced anger for a long time. Finally got the better of me. I apologized to everyone I wronged, friendships were renewed. Fin. As for pictures I have a few in my gallery and our wedding pictures are online somewhere but I"m too lazy right now to...

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