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I've always been very introverted, but it's hard to imagine HS me could have tapped that ass and not told anyone. Actually, come to think of it, maybe I would have kept quiet. I was aware of the statutory rape laws back then because technically a sr boning a freshman was illegal (anything...

I use unearthly chorus from UA and I think the other bard hates me for it.

I came back to add "WHO DOES NUMBER 2 WORK FOR!" and was greeted with this. what the fuck is this shit?

you gotta make noises too. Grunting. Heavy breathing. "IT BURNS"

I thought that was Commander Riker at first.

What I did was visit the store in the terminal and buy liquor there. Then put it in my carry on and lie when they asked if I had any liquids. It's not like they have another xray machine. On the off chance that they do an actual bag search (I saw it once in about a dozen flights) I was...

They're not? I thought the underbite was developed to help them control bulls. Pic unrelated