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Titan Quest may be the best Diablo ever made. No, you did not misread that.

1.0.5 made the game feel like a Diablo title, finally. It's probably worth another look. Picking up from where MN left off, I've been working on alt leveling. Assuming you have a decently paragoned main and a bit of gold to get started, here are some tips & observations: - Unlike Inferno...

You should be. Drink bleach and stop posting your fucking psych thesis here. Either post how you bumblefucked a date or GTFO.

I"ve been quick to give big E some shit before, but this time he made a nice, swift move and closed immediately. I think he deserves some credit. I"m interested to see how a drunken hook-up transitions into a potential relationship though. Should be fun for Eomer if it goes well, or fun for...

I dunno, the duckface + crossed-legs package-hiding in EVERY picture is pretty funny too. In America, you fuck POF skanks. In Solviet Canada, POF skanks fuck YOU!

Apparently POF requires log-in. Can you post the pic?

Pretty sure Hooby was the smackhead pimp.

Good work man. Even though it didn"t work out, you don"t have to second guess yourself constantly anymore and you moved out of your comfort zone. Sounds like she took it well, so no problem.

Whoever took the news best is your burner.

Wait, you guys were engaged and she still introduced you to her friends as "just my friend"? Backstory required.

Did you let her know about your mancrush on Skrillex? That should tip the scales in your favor.

So, going to give it the old college try, or keep shooting yourself in the foot and mourning afterwards?

Yes, yes it will. Once you get fired at Gap by the jealous supervisor, you can always go work for Lids, so no biggie. Enjoy the ride. This deserved a quote for genius.

Or if Eomer has a friend that is better with women, he could look into the MAC system.

I"m just giving you some shit. Based on your posting, you seem to severely overthink things, which I"m sure has been beat to death ITT. I"ve posted some of my own embarrasing fuck-ups, of which there are many more than posted, so I know that feel bro.

It"s almost hard to read. Opportunity knocks, Eomer ponders whether or not he should answer until it gives up and fucks someone else. Can someone give him a colored text title, "FoH Friendzone Champion"? Pretty sure he"s earned it twice over, even if it wasn"t a formal contest.

When Cathan claimed to be an engineer, the first thing I thought was: "I bet he graduated from Costco". Thank you, Idiocracy.

How did you find out we were right?

I don"t understand how you can spend several hours with someone and never see any opportunity to make something happen. Go to the fridge, get yourself a beer, offer to get her a drink too, bring it back and sit right next to her when you hand it to her. I"m sure there"s plenty of other options...

1) Stop taking her so seriously 2) DON"T FUCKING KNOCK HER UP 3) Threesome her with whatever other chick she wants Problem solved in 3 easy steps. Also included a picture to illustrate what happened on that drunken evening she brought up in a more visually appealing way.

So umm, how do you know (and no one else does) that they are fucking daily in the parking lot?

Had the friends not ratted her out, who"s to say that wasn"t about to happen?

Annihilating trust seems pretty applicable with the repeated lies about them not dating to people who know they are dating.

They do, but there"s some troubling shit in there. Her telling your mutual friends that you weren"t dating is messed up, especially the 2nd time. What if they had taken her side and not said anything to you? Also, the friends-after-dating thing is usually awkward at best. Especially in your...

Thanks for clarifying. That"s pretty cold, had the two of you been having problems? Or did this come out of nowhere?

I"m confused. Are the two of you still dating or not? You"ve eluded to being with her, but you refer to her as your ex. She is telling close mutual friends that you aren"t dating, but you are having relationship status chats as well. Think some background is in order here...

Something is wrong with that chick. Not sure if cheating or crazy. But at least you found out now and can move on from it with closure. Good luck with whatever comes next.

This is genius advice. Follow it and stop being lame. She is sending the "ask me out" signals. Take the hint. What"s the WORST thing she can say? No? Ok, next girl then.

1) Not sure how you would convince someone not to come home when their entire family is there. Don"t you have a place? Take her there instead. 2) Other than picking her up and moving her elsewhere, probably not happening. 3) 1 in a million ("So your saying there"s a chance!!"). 4) The...

Of course it counts. All we ask is for backstory and (preferably) getting her to post her side. FoHSS conflict resoultion service is always glad to assist... for the lulz.

It"s possible that what she said is the whole truth, but it"s unlikely. Eomer"s version is the most likely scenario (not working out for her, feels bad). It"s possible she"s dying to bang some other dude immediately, but less likely. You said she is a co-worker, right? She"s probably trying...

Holy shit, TC just blew my mind. Apparently, they can live for up to 5 days afterwards. Fuck the rhythm method.

Why pull out? She can"t get pregnant as long as you both close your eyes when you blow your load. Duh!

And most importantly, wear a fucking rubber.

This thread went from epic analysis to awkward penis talk to epic analysis again. HOF material? Potential is there....

...right after you air up the tires and rotate them, amirite?

I know it isn"t the smart move, but I don"t know if I can blame him. Everyone learns the hard way at least once, right? I"ve posted a very short version of my own "learning experience" in a different context, but out of deference to Sola, I"ll post a medium length version for everyone"s...

Sola, I read your novel. Let"s play out a quick "what if": let"s say she IS genuinely into you and DOES really want to get with you long-term (note: this is not my actual opinion). If that was true, let"s say she leaves her boyfriend and starts dating you. You know for a FACT she is willing...

My girlfriend and I use the "if you shoot it down, you a responsible for the next suggestion" method. Sometimes we go back and forth for a while, but both sides are having to put ideas out there. Couldn"t agree more that the one sided suggestion/shootdown routine is irritating as fuck. It"s...

Lost"s bottle hostess story reminded me of a funny story from college. I worked at a satellite office for a big computer company, which was filled with interns and a few full-timers to make sure work got done occasionally. Surprisingly, most of the people there were pretty cool except this...