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This almost had to be planned by someone who was actually an incredibly funny person, just because it would take incredible skill to determine each potential for genuine humor, and quash it.

WE MADE IT! Through the terrible intro.

These rhymes are so illin' I think I just got cancer.

Does anyone fight a Skeleton using a sword in the reveal video?

TESO is balls and Wildstar isn't Fantasy Genre.

He said it would be playable this year, but that was also while Titan was still a genre competitor on the horizon. They've got plenty of leg room to work on the game now.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/S...s_Manipulation I'm shall become a fluffer of legend!

Real Men, and 12-year-olds, play Slivers.

This is ruining the immersive experience that was to be the Raid On The Mead Hall of the Ogre King adventure!

Player-made content is awesome! I love killing 50 <Insert Highest-EXP:Time-to-Kill Ratio Monster in the generator> in a hallway/open plain for randomly generated loot!

Where's mah AAA MMORTS! Screw you other formats, you've had your shot!

Wait, it's a sandbox right? Maybe we're supposed to make our own film!

That's the most likely theory. Dunno if I even want to continue watching. Not upset with the show or anything, just weighing whether I would prefer to just leave this a vignette or whether there's anything much compelling for the expanded story. "I'm going to wander around and do things maybe...

Do you want to play Crit Roulette and watch your DPS nosedive when you roll poorly, or do you want to play The Unmoving Turret and curse when your DPS nosedives whenever a mechanic tells you to move when your mindflay procs are lined up? I do consider killing yourself/wiping the raid with...

There's no sight of a drunken dwarf on the front page, they've abandoned their branding!

Heroic 25 would suck. We had a hard enough time finding 5 people with basic mechanical competency, much less 13!

EQ2 actually punished you for button spamming in the base game, as a melee, since auto-attack timers that occurred while you were channeling a skill (and every skill was channeled, even if only .5seconds, pretty much) delayed your auto-attacks. It was really hard to find a competent Monk DPS in...

Being a Rogue in EQ, anyone who could solo something that gave EXP looked pretty godlike to me.

But Smed feeds on despair, Dumar. That's why he gives all that money to charity. People can't suffer if they're dead.

Erudin with people in it would indeed be bizarro-world.

My jimmies are still rustled at WoW devs taking away Warlock Tanking after it cropped up in Mists beta.

GenCon is awesome. I miss back when it actually had a heavy MMO presence in the dealer room. Definitely not worth the travel money if you're not engaged in any of the large events that go on there, though. If you're knocking out 30 hours of RPG mods you can't find people to run in locally, or...

Me and my friend laughed so hard we about died during The Ring. Specifically when the horse jumps off the boat and flails against the side of the boat like a coked-out dolphin before rolling under the boat. Just as we were catching our breaths, the dumbasses run to the back of the boat, I...

Nah, the cops would have been "fired" for 6 months, then re-hired with backpay and no one would care at that point.

It's not really a game when anyone with half a brain knows EQN will be cash-shop out the ass. Smed humps that shit like dachsund on pixie sticks.

Grand Prix Kansas City this weekend. Resisting the urge to put Wildfire Emissary in my deck.

First character I made in EQ was a human SK in Qeynos. "Gamma level" was something rather foreign to me at the time. I very quickly rerolled a race with nightvision. Bad "Game" Mechanic; Hilarious, Memorable Experience.

Was completely expecting Amy to get vaporized by Striker when she was derping along near the fight. Would have been bloody hilarious. Good ending to the series, something short anime rarely succeed at doing due to blatant second-season whoring.

I crossed that river plenty of times between EverQuest, Anarchy Online, WoW and Dark Age of Camelot. Each of them held subs from me for years and provided me a lot of entertainment. I don't think newer MMOs suck because I've already "played my first MMO." I think they suck because they suck...

The "strategy" articles/youtube videos that get linked on the main cryptozoic forums are so hilariously bad, and yet they get 5-12 pages of "omg u so smrt evbody follow dis." A) Evaluating cards with half the set available B) Doing it poorly even within the context of what IS available Is...

I dunno, there would be something sublime in that contrast.

Sony tried it. That people have no idea they did, tells you how that panned out.

Because I shoot lightning out of my hands in video games. And enjoy jaunty caps.

My question is why would you care to do procedurally-generated story content? That kind of undermines the entire basis of what a story... is. It's honestly why I hate quest-hub leveling in modern MMOs. Each zone has maybe one or two good *stories*, that are perfectly acceptable as...

Friends don't let friends play Alliance.

I like the Monk Windwalker Tier being EVEN MORE FREE RESOURCES for the class/spec that's been GCD capped since it equipped its first purple. Just move Rune of Re-Origination's effect to next tier's 4-piece bonus and suddenly there'll be 5 more pieces of gear people actually want to equip (I...

How am I supposed to pretend to be a female wood elf if you can hear my voice! I'll never get any loots!

All I know is, thank god he shaved and put on a shirt, else I was about to start questioning my sexuality.

To this day I can't play EQ in 3rd Person. Feels too disconnected. Scroll camera in and out quickly to check for enemies/area effects, but other than that stuck in first person.