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  1. Slaanesh69

    Escape from Tarkov

    I kinda meant that they would similarly suck me into this game, not that it is like Rust or DayZ. I am intrigued by the intricate loot system but frightened by the all or nothing loot system. Also, I panic easy in PvP shooters, which means I am shit at these games, so I would expect to get...
  2. Slaanesh69

    Path of Exile

    I had my first actual Rage Quit in a while last night. I got a corrupted (are they all corrupted?) T15 Constrictor map and thought - easy peasy. Then I got the arena with the cold-dot bubbles and got fucking annihilated. Now I run a Vaal Pact melee build, which, combined with how fucking much...
  3. Slaanesh69

    No Man's Sky

    Interestingly enough, this is the only game I have ever bought and refunded twice. This could end up being the best game ever created, with free handjobs and gold spewing out of the vents of my video card fan and I don't think I can bring myself to buy it again. That second time was after it...
  4. Slaanesh69

    Escape from Tarkov

    It seems like all the major Rust/DayZ streamers/Youtubers are playing this game now. Stimpee, AquaFPS to name 2 mid-range youtubers that I watch regularly. I won't lie and say I haven't been tempted to get this game and try it. They sucked me into about 65 hours of Rust which I both loved and...
  5. Slaanesh69

    Path of Exile

    I thought the same thing, then remembered it is often not the ping ping that kills you but the KABOOM, you know? I mean, yeah, a lot of times what you think is a one-shot is actually a quick one-two (or more) combo of something, but the one-shots are undeniably there. My melee (well, cyclone...
  6. Slaanesh69

    Alita: Battle Angel (2018)

    This was entertaining but nothing earth shattering. I agree with someone above about the whole mood of Iron City - it was laid out as a falling apart Blade-Runner-esque place but looked more like Orgrimmar than Baghdad. I thought everything outside the rollerderby stuff was great - the fight...
  7. Slaanesh69

    Birds of Prey (And the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn) (2020)

    I've known some trashy, closing-time dames in my years, but none that look like Robbie. I'll wait.
  8. Slaanesh69

    Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    I agree with Deathwing here. The movie wasn't terrible, it was meh, but it gets caught up in the gyre that is the disappointment in all things Star Wars. I think the Whitaker character's decision to "just stay here" was symptomatic of the whole movie - mediocre writing, paper-thin character...
  9. Slaanesh69

    Birds of Prey (And the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn) (2020)

    Let me know when Robbie is washed up and in the gutter. I would gladly swoop in and help her back to recovery. MI'Lady. <<tips hat>>. Please, relax in my sex dungeon...I MEAN finished basement.
  10. Slaanesh69

    Your favorite intro scene in a movie

    I cheated and looked at some lists on the interwebs and Inglorious Basterds was up there in my mind. The Jew Hunter opening scene was pretty intense and basically made Waltz a household name in one scene. Beat by seconds by Adebisi. Also, the opening temple escape scene in Raiders of the Lost...
  11. Slaanesh69

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    This cannot possibly happen soon enough. This fucking pedo reject needs to be incarcerated and that right now!
  12. Slaanesh69

    The New Mutants (2019)

    BAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA that may be single worst fill ever done in the history of comics. Flame? More like: Here, son, could you doodle on this image for a few minutes with this red Sharpie? Thanks, kid.
  13. Slaanesh69

    Path of Exile

    Ha, I have been playing less the last week, and I have decided to make a weak attempt to level my Cyclone character beyond 92, but I refuse to not do content. So, fairly empty challenge, but there you go. I basically play him until I die once and then go play an alt - I HAVE conceded to...
  14. Slaanesh69

    The New Mutants (2019)

    She has something strange and unique about her looks that I cannot quite put my finger on. Her eyes are a little too far apart maybe? And the middle-top of her upper lip comes to a weird point? I dunno but she is subtly off-putting. All that being said, she acts well in that "extended dread"...
  15. Slaanesh69

    The Red Letter Media Appreciation Thread

    I have to say, Red Letter Media needs to go back to their roots, because they are starting to get boring now. The Re:Views are OCCASIONALLY a nice alternative, the intimate setting videos ok, but they need to go back to the well of bad movies soon or they are going to lose a lot of their recent...
  16. Slaanesh69

    Best movie of the decade ?

    Tommyknockers is an abomination and should never be mentioned more than twice in a single thread page on threat of eternal damnation. Not only one of the worst books King ever wrote (Needful Things is up there as well) but also one of the worst single books I have ever read. I think the issue...
  17. Slaanesh69

    Rate Movies You've Recently Watched.

    The Shape of Water. For all the buzz and Del Toro attachment, it fucking sucked in my opinion. I am a fan of Michael Shannon and Richard Jenkins but even they could not support this slow, boring, plodding movie. The cinematography, the mood, the setting, it was all pretty great, but the story...
  18. Slaanesh69

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

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    Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    So I just talked to a guy who went to DisneyWorld for the Xmas break. He and his kids planned out their Star Wars portion of the park well in advance. He said there were massive (MASSIVE) line-ups every day, and the app for getting into the Millennium Falcon ride was full up for the day in 3...
  20. Slaanesh69

    Battletech

    Am intrigued. Have very horsepower. Will see how my next few vanilla sessions go and consider.
  21. Slaanesh69

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    I never noticed this in the way back, but you really had to be an alliteration master to do cover print for these magazines.
  22. Slaanesh69

    General Gaming News and Discussion

    Dude, you are like a total shill for this game all over the place now. Like, did they give you free blowjobs for a year or something? I kid........! I have been thinking about picking this up, although I am usually a solo or duo player at best. I was sucked into the mobile gachapon style...
  23. Slaanesh69

    Battletech

    Yeah, I wasn't sure I was going to be into the game enough to get the expansions at that time so I didn't check the sale. I am still pretty early in the campaign so I am still running a suite of mediums with that crappy dragon you pick up early. Heavy, my ass. I am trying to buy my way to an...
  24. Slaanesh69

    Battletech

    CCCCCCCCombo breaker! Necro! So I binged three games over the holidays - Path of Exile, Mechwarrior 5 and this. Of all three, I think this has been my fav. I was an original backer and casual Beta player, but dropped it early in lieu of other games. I am really bad at games now, I hate...
  25. Slaanesh69

    1917 (2019)

    Well, after reading this thread and some other stuff, I am looking forward to seeing this more than any other movie currently in circulation.
  26. Slaanesh69

    Cats (2019)

    "This is what the people in Birdbox saw. " OMG I am still laughing at my desk. This is the funniest thing I have read in weeks. Edit - actually reading the last couple of pages, the majority of the reviews are comedy gold. This is by far the funniest thread on this board at the moment. Good...
  27. Slaanesh69

    The Red Letter Media Appreciation Thread

    Well my son wants to see Dolittle and Sonic, but I he's an idiot 7 year old, so that's no judge. That line-up looks hilarious. EDIT - "Didn't Martin Lawrence die when that Walmart truck hit him?" BAHAHAHAHAHA that joke took about 5 mins to register.
  28. Slaanesh69

    Path of Exile

    So I made it to Sirus and.......yeah. Interesting. I feel like the decision to make the environment 90% of the difficulty of the fight is.....questionable. Anyway, of course I failed, and just so the game could REALLY kick me in the nuts, when I died with 2 portals left the instance crashed...
  29. Slaanesh69

    Path of Exile

    Funnily enough, I was putting them in the slots in the Atlas first and it took like a week before I even noticed the boxes on the left that aid you in how you slot your stones for Conquerors. So, yeah, the system is not exactly intuitive in any sense lol! I will say the new system is FAR...
  30. Slaanesh69

    Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    LOL is that fucking real? Rosie Perez with some brass knuckles immediately destroying all possible hope for that movie, looking as threatening as a grandmother with a bowl of creamed wheat. And an asian child ffs. A Rose Tico series would be fucking gold. It would be the cherry on top of the...
  31. Slaanesh69

    Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    It really seems like the fine line between "making the movie they want" and "not wanting to lose money on purpose" is very, very, very thin these days. To the point where it also seems like these studio heads THINK their movies WILL make money despite it, ultimately, being opposite to what the...
  32. Slaanesh69

    A Quiet Place Part II (2020)

    So this is part 2 of......7, where Krasinski directs his wife through a movie series, ala Resident Evil? I mean, Emily Blunt is clearly superior to Milla in nearly every way, but it is starting to feel like that. I agree with all Arbitrary's points, but enjoyed the first for what it was. I...
  33. Slaanesh69

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Okay, a little trashy is great, but that pic? Yeah, that's a no from me.
  34. Slaanesh69

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    "I nutted"? I had to read this several times, because my logic circuits did not connect all the nouns and adjectives and adverbs correctly. But, apparently, a lesbian used the term "nutted" because "clit piercing".
  35. Slaanesh69

    Path of Exile

    Confirmed for me as well. First time it happened in a one portal Zana mission too. Great code, GGG, as always. Edit - looks graphical - as I broke open the boss and was crashing i got huge gray void squares around the boss.
  36. Slaanesh69

    Path of Exile

    Yikes I just hit the 4 stone Drox fight and my DPS is insufficient to do it. And that fucking annoys me. After the bubble and on the last stage, by the time I get his stupid fucking banners down I have about 5 seconds of DPS before he pops it again. And I was playing without headphones...
  37. Slaanesh69

    Path of Exile

    For melee, Cyclone is still aight. I've run a dual wield variant this league that I've gotten into high reds and am just now finishing the fourth stages of each conqueror. With self found gear and just a hair under 6 k life (which is insufficient as yet), I get occasionally one shot by odd and...
  38. Slaanesh69

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

  40. Slaanesh69

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Do you have kids? Because that post makes it sound like you do not have kids. It is like the zombie apocalypse - you THINK you can prepare, but you CANNOT. THIS rustles my jimmies. I wash my hands so much this time of year I get what we like to call "nurse's hands". When my kid was in the...