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GRRM has no fucking sense of time btw. Book 1 Dany gets married, gets knocked up, gets close enough to deliver a premature dragon baby that dies in the blood magic ritual to save Drogo, kills drogo sacrifices the kings blood and awakens dragons from the fucking stone. So say, 8-10 months...

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It's a good thing pantheon's kickstarter failed then or brad would be in deep shit right now.

All of that faceless men talk was purely speculation pulled out of nether regions. the books haven't really went into any detail explaining how the pricing structure works, other than they are expensive, the show has merely postured that it would be cheaper to hire sellswords than a faceless...

Actress who plays yara has been listed for every unaired episode and is just removed from the list as each episode airs. Even balon gets listed every once in a while. It's meaningless i wouldn't read anything into it, other than imdb mistakes

Let's see season 4 was the first beyond the wall "oh shit this is where craster's babies are headed" and season 5 was obviously massive white walker army attack on hardhome. So yeah the "omg" gfx that they've tried to do for those 2 seasons is probably white walkers riding an ice dragon or...

Ok rename the spoiler thread to "Spoilers (use spoiler tags after xx/xx/xx date) [CAUTION THIS SPOILER THREAD CONTAINS SPOILERS] Game of Thrones" That's what you seem to want. or, you should just start posting in this thread. no pussy shit. nothing that will spoil the TV viewing...

yeah they can use spoiler tags but it's unclear what needs to be spoilered. discussions about potential plotlines, casting for next season? where does it end? How about you just NOT read a GoT spoiler thread until sunday night? You've known what was going to happen for the first 4 1/2...

Keep the 3 threads that we already have. Book thread in the book forum, no spoiler thread here, and the spoiler thread. People who don't want the books spoiled have already stopped watching the show, they stay in the book thread. people who haven't read the books post here. people who have...

just in case cus i don't know what needs spoiler tags now!

how does your brain not process "They are casting euron for season 6"? How do you not comprehend this? Here's an equally stupid theory with just as much "support" in the books. Randyll Tarly is actually Sir Barristan. totally. he is. cus youtube video said so. And they've not shown him...

yeah other than they don't. Luckily they've already announced that they are casting Euron so this stupid theory can be taken out back and shot just like the rest of your stupid theories.

Ah the "euron = daario with LF's magic teleporter and is secretly a faceless man since he changes appearance and eye color and also secretly a white walker cus he leads men in raids from the other side of the world while he is also being a prisoner of the Yunkai" theory. almost as lolworthy...

Euron, not Victarion. What we know about next season: There will be a bran tree style flashback, either the Tourney at Harrenhal or just Young Ned/etc, won't expect it to be subtle like the books, basically it will confirm Jon's parentage Randyll Tarly and family are cast, ie shit in the...

just for you gavin.

what two things? X is one thing.

"Well i've seen you suck a cock for a bag of ranch doritos" "totally different. That was a cock. AND i love the ranch flavor"

Didn't see anyone else post anything but Season 3 is out for early viewing? no idea what that means but it's up on netflix

it's a terrible idea. just use spoiler tags.

The trident. book spoiler:

nah referring to this video:

lol more than 8 narratives at once? try 3, max. then it's nothing but "who's that guy? who is she again? what were they doing? what is this part about?"

had no idea who the fuck bruce jenner was since I don't watch shit reality television but ever since this thing happened I keep seeing clips of shows making fun of him from years ago referring to him as a woman or mistaking a woman as bruce jenner. like Family Guy almost a decade ago sure, but...

pardon the potential pussy shit but has the show made mention of anything about waking dragons from stone? I can't remember. I wanna say stannis tells davos about it but I can't find the clip.

Not really required to grow together. Especially considering that dragons live far longer than men and all the famous dragons had multiple riders that rode them over their long lives. Certain Valyrians have the trait to ride dragons, much like certain first men have the trait to warg. It is...

Book stannis is much closer to Davos than TV Stannis. In the books it's Stannis+Davos vs Mel+Selyse. He begrudgingly sides with Mel unless davos can give him an out, but in the TV show he's much more ambiguous, because Selyse wasn't even a character until later on.

Yeah it's probably jaime and most assume it's the hound, but I think that's kind of a red herring. I apologize for the astro level theory here but: Know who else wear's dark armor, has a disfigured face (and was ugly before that, depending on your interpretation of "face of a hound"), But...

The internet is the repository of all human knowledge and wisdom. The internet is also the suppository of all human stupidity. and cats. lots and lots of cats.

go back to looking for bigfoot astro you are better at that than got speculation.

oh that explains a bit. That was some stupid pussy shit in the other thread though. Some dude had heard/seen the R+L=J thing and just assumed R meant Robert and then built a theory around it. Clearly not a book reader, but had spoiled himself just enough to fuck up the other thread.

was flying for 9 hours yesterday so i missed a lot. Did everyone in this thread go full retard, or was there some mod action moving posts from the no spoiler thread to here? Cus goddamn were there a lot of posts about dumb ass non-theories which are completely contradicted in both the tv...

what kind of pussy shit is this?

Thats part of the problem. Maybe its expectations on my part. I thought this was a comedy about a start up in Silicon valley. I expected the show to progress past the 3 dudes in a garage stage. But it seems like its going more sitcom with both the "clusterfuck of the week" and the "magicfix...

Never played this but since its free, on steam, and the guy doing cf combat apparently worked on this / references it i figured I'd give it a shot. Anyone play this? What do i need to know? Anyway to fuck up a character? Or just do whatever doesn't matter?

Thats viable reason maybe, but More like you failed to read any of the books or watch the tv show? That is clearly a question for the other thread. But i spoil it for you since you don't watch the show or read the books. He went to save the nights watch from the wildling army, but really he...

Lol. Thought the lord of light liked it bloody

Yeah you are terrible but you aren't astro level bad. A lot of bad posters who haven't read the books might say this.

it ends winter? at least temporarily? enough for them to march? you realize they are basically snowed in right? with no fucking food? they can't do anything. they are all about to freeze and starve to death. you can't really be this dense, can you?

sail? he didn't have food to march back to the wall much less WF. yeah maybe he could of abandoned his entire army to die in the cold, made it back to east watch, and then died later cold and alone when the throne executes him for treason. His choice was either die or fire god magic.

no he isn't the head of the insurgency. Barristan thinks he is but barristan isn't paid to think.