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Which is explicitly why Morrowind was the superior game in the entire franchise imo. I really liked becoming the boss of EVERY guild, not just picking one and running with it. Man, I was in a great gaming place when I played Morrowind. That game was the pinnacle of RPG for me, have not been...

So I have watched a couple of reviews and all of them have said this is a definite buy. I am sick and tired of the Fallout model of gaming, including, unfortunately, Skyrim and all it's clones, and I look at the footage of this game and just see a colorful Fallout. So someone get in there and...

The Fappening slightly satiated me.

Everything too sharp! She's not bad, with an extra 30 pounds perhaps, but Drive Angry Amber Heard is God tier hotness and the stuff my dreams are made of. Whether she was crazy or Johnny Depp was crazy is immaterial to me........

I have been playing the Skyforge 4 mod with my son the last 2 weeks, and I absolutely LOVE it. It took me forever to get a LAN server set up so we could play together, and hilariously once I did my kid got bored with the grind in a couple of hours and went and did his own thing in creative...

There is much I would sacrifice for a shot at Amber Heard, but the annoying girlfriend chick from Cloverfield? Son, I am disappoint. I second the Karl Urban love (no homo!). I will have to look into this movie as well.

No shit. Prisoners - amazing emotional manipulation and suspense and tweest that you KINDA see coming but not completely. Sicario is a fucking masterpiece of pacing and mood, one of my top 3 movies of all time. Arrival also had masterpiece mood and setting and everything but the weird time...

I was only a passing fan of Pearce, even after Memento. But after The Rover, he's great in my books.

Well, I will say Vin Diesel is one of my guilty pleasures. I will most likely watch whatever he makes, specifically anything science-fiction or fantasy based. Must stay this trailer looked good - aside from that mechanical body suit on the "bad guy". But I guess he needs something...

Hey look some new Doom Eternal footage, I wonder ho.........oh. Um......oh. Oooooooooh. Seriously, fuck you major game studios. THIS is why you are doomed (ell o ell I am fucking funny) to fail - the greed fucks you straight in your own ass eventually. Bethesda can drown in their own jizz...

Okay so a bit of a right turn, but I recently installed Median XL for Diablo 2 for something new since I bailed on PoE league weeks ago. It no longer needs you to reverse engineer your install to an old patch level, so it is way easy now. Anyway, I am disappointed that I don't like it. I...

Dayum. I had to uninstall a bunch of stuff just to get Ark on my SSD - although I hated it so much I refunded it quick. I think that total install was around 120 GB/250. Conveniently I just ordered a new laptop with a 500 GB SSD, so I got this too........ I diverted cash from the 1 TB SSD to...

All right, listen you fucking cucks. All we want is a good action movie with a decent foundational premise in a hopefully vague time-loop to give an excuse to have a nigh-indestructible robot chasing the protagonist. T2 was successful because the action sequences were bad ass and the...

This is late to the post (Sept 26) but, without reading the article, I interpret "Very Ambitious" as = Retarded. Harris is a great dead-pan comedy actor, but in a serious role? Um, no thanks. Jason Batemen is very similar, and there is a reason he CANNOT act in serious roles. I never watched...

Lol don't worry, I expect Willis dies within 10 minutes and maybe has a couple of flashbacks. That way you barely notice him phoning it in to cash checks. I look at this with some faint hope that we go back to the Edward Norton of American History X and Fight Club, back when he was a joy to...

We need RLM's Science Guy's interpretation of the Terminator timeline to interpret all this.

Um, what's with the watermelon?

I am almost ashamed to point out the first and last are the same. I noticed not because of the tats or tits, but the shitty condition of the wall edges and the crappy microwave in the background. Also the three switches/thingies on the wall. Just one is in a mirror. I am shame.

I hate platformers in general but love the action RPG/boss fighting aspects of these hybrid games. I have been somewhat intrigued. The reviews say it is a bitch to see what is going on during a lot of fights, which you can easily conclude from watching the gameplay trailer. And that it is...

This is an interesting point. The question is, ARE they going to keep quiet? With the government intimately involved in most (all?) major corporations in China, will they secretly keep investing in companies that defy their requests for censoring, or will they pull 'chute outright? Is there...

Evil is definitely the wrong word and pure hyperbole. I certainly attribute no malice to the man, nor do I think he is in cahoots with the Chinese dictatorship to oppress people. I DO think he is using what is essentially bribe money to secure exclusives to his store, and as I stated, I...

I........wat!? Wasn't Epic Games store all China Numba Wan from the get go? Wasn't that the whole conspiracy that the Chinese were using it to watch you masturbate through your web cams or something? And Sweeney thinks this is going to turn-it-around for Epic Games Store? Jesus, I think I...

There are a series of really great episodes where they go out through Wall Rose on a Scout mission that are VERY good - preceded by a couple of the talking episodes as they train as Scouts. I thought the balance of talky talky with action was just enough, but I could see someone losing...

I liked Oz a lot, but after a while the prison rape just grinds you down. I barely recall much in the way of story threads aside from the rape.

He's just Mayhem in insurance commercials now.

Well I just finished watching the first season of Attack on Titan. I am in no way any kind of anime fan, I have watched Gantz.0 (best visual experience of all time, by the way), the old Macross stuff when I was a kid (I also read all the books) and that is pretty much it. I think I loved...

ba-dum-bish! Well played.

So this is Zombieland 2 - The little girl has boobs now and we added a Millenial hipster/cuck so please watch our movie? I think it is hilarious reading in this thread how unlikable Eisenberg is. He works in very specific roles and I actually think this one is suited to him perfectly. Anyway...

Yeah I used to own a large pick-up and parked at the end of the lot at all times. Then you come back to your vehicle and some assbag parks beside you in the middle of no-man's-land. They do it on purpose. To rustle. Fuckers.

100% Agree. But back then we were all in on the joke, actors AND audience. Last Action Hero being the most blatant example. Will Smith is not joking.

That is a really interesting point. Bridesmaids, Spy/The Heat, shit like that, all comedies aimed at women. Romantic comedies similarly. And now that there are more women "nerds" there may be a market for comic book or sci-fi movies oriented to the same audience. But I feel like it is...

I believe they flat out stated the last Plinkett review was the last.

This has to be the most self-indulgent, narcissistic (I tend to be redundant and redundant) project in a long time. Will Smith wants you to know he can still keep up with the young people. Hey, everyone, I was in the YouTube Rewind, remember, because I am popular and all the kids know who I...

Good Lord y'all are so spot on - is there a single, intriguing thing in that trailer? Is there a........a theme? A bad guy? Jesus at this point it would be an improvement just to see generic bright light/laser shining into the sky that the anti-heroes have to oppose. I don't want to always...

On the one hand, I am a little sad that I missed out on the original gameplay. The base design of the Alpha definitely appeals to my ARPG instincts and a progression system is the fundament of a great game. I've recently started playing Terraria again with a friend, and the progression system...

Ell o ell 16,500 that's hilarious. Yeah the bearers are notoriously the best generic "tanks" but those Relic Hunters (melee) have the 2H moveset/attacks making them, IIRC, overall better in combat. Not sure if bearers have any weapon's moveset or just basic attacks. At any rate, with a decent...

Go to the undead city. Grab some Relic Hunter Treasure Seeker thralls........profit. They are easy to get (you can stand on a pillar in one spot and burn one down with blunted arrows, have 7425 or so hps topped only by a handful of the best named Thralls. Every boss is easy with one of these...

I've been especially picky with movies of late, so take these comments with that in mind. I watched the opening sequence of the fight in the cab and the effects were so shitty and so obvious, and the massive-seeming, pregnant pauses between each important move and counter move was so...

Some of the great pleasures of commuting to work every day on the train: (1) Random, sneaky farters - that cloud of noxious gas lasts a little longer in enclosed spaces and moves slooooooowly (2) Entitled assholes thinking they are more important and in more of a rush than everyone else so they...