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Not molesting her into the next generation of stripper?

Yes, Yes it is. I paid 2250 for my bike before tax tag title all that jazz, that exhaust is 900 dollars. Hekotat I started a "Conversation" with you.

Definitely the GY6 150cc motor, maybe big bore to 171cc, with the stretch to fit a fatty back tire. Looking online, there are some absolutely gorgeous modified Ruckus, and I'd love something even half as nice. I need foot pegs soon, and I plan to do a lowered seat frame as well asap. The...

Yeah, sounds nice, but I don't even have Amazon Fresh where I live yet, so I'm not holding my breath.

Here is my new Ruckus. Sorry if the picture is fucking massive. Gonna pay off a credit card, then start buying parts for the GY6 150cc engine swap. The weight limit according to the manual is 220lbs, and I'm sitting at 290 in boxers, so it only gets 35 MPH with the throttle pegged lol, and I...

What was the name of your first pet? Who was your childhood hero? In other news, I picked up a brand new, 0 miles fresh out the crate 2016 Honda Ruckus yesterday, for a better price than most of the ones on craigslist. Pics to come later, it rained the entire way home on it, lol hurricane season.

I asked my old boss and two buddies today, and they all agree hottest chick line wins.

What? Why? Does she not know how a Sent folder works?

Burn it to the ground.

Fuck Srathor, I was just gonna comment Chik Fil A, never seen an ugly bitch working there unless shes a manager.

Bees nests is by far the most random thing I've heard about home ownership lol. It's ants, do you want ants? Because this is how you get ants.

I use and love CreditKarma as well. When the market dropped late 2008, I lost my job, my house, and defaulted on a 5k credit card and my student loans. My Credit was in the shitter for years, eventually settled on the credit card and had it removed from my account, the student loans are still on...

Sounds like a personal problem.

Or he's banging the daughter too.

Are there any pictures of her from 24 years ago? lol

I have recurring dreams of a bathroom when I need to go piss during the night. It's always the same weird bathroom. Think normal stall height, but the toilets are jacked up to be flush with the top of the stall walls, always clogged and overflowing, and it's a huge bathroom, dozens of toilets...

Plenty of those fucks around UCF, and tons more in Jacksonville. I personally hate Florida, I've lived here like 20 years. I've been in Jacksonville, Daytona, Orlando, Ft Lauderdale, Miami, Tampa, and to me Florida is Florida, the same all over. Maybe the Keys are different, a better vibe maybe...

These people realize the bull gets eaten after the show, right? It's not like they just throw the body into a garbage bin. Sure, it's bloody, but so is MMA.

I usually end up out of breath, sweaty, and my dick smelling like cooch so I have to take a shower. I can jerk it and just wash up in the sink. Also, I have to somehow persuade a woman to sleep with me lol.

The urinal etiquette rule only applies if there are more than 2 urinals, and it's not a busy bathroom right? Otherwise, tough, I gotta piss.

only that one guy getting ice-picked

I was solely shopping for AWD cars, which rather limits my options when I was looking for a hatch with good cargo room, because I deliver medical equipment to peoples homes, and a lot of my deliveries are down dirt roads. I looked at a 2014 Audi Q5 the same day, pretty much the same setup, but...

It gets way better mileage than my Mazda3 did. Think it's rated at 29/36 epa estimate with the 2.0L boxer engine. Also, I was kinda trashing on the EyeSight a bit, lol. My last car had no frills whatsoever though, so keyless entry and push to start was all I was really looking for. Built in...

My new car. Such features, so wow. It has "EyeSight" which means it detects when you start to lane shift without signalling, and cars in front of you, so it beeps at me a lot.

Is it supposed to look like a WRX?

I have a dentist here in FL, he pretty much said my tooth needed a crown, but since it didn't hurt, he would just do large fillings in it. Been fine for 2 years so far, the tooth is basically fillings at this point.

They wait a year and get married, it's TN ffs.

Or when they come by and brush the crumbs off the table. Maybe I wanted those crumbs, you don't know me.

That's not much different from Soda aisles or bread aisles in a grocery store.

"The boy, who said he has learning disabilities" He's probably just an idiot, not retarded. She's a tutor, not a special ed teacher. Also "Over the course of about a month, he and Towers had sex four times." That's only once a week, damn.

The new Miata convertible is nice though, it's like a retractable targa.

Toyota just released the 86, a rebadged BRZ, if I'm thinking clearly.

Turtle, built in armor

What the fuck is antifreeze for if you can mix it into a slushy?

Isn't that what MAP and MAF sensors are for?

Sorry if this is painfully large, new polynesian tribal tattoo, this was last friday when it was fresh.

Vanessa Hudgens is half Filipino, your argument is invalid.

You know when you close an account, they give you whatever money is in there, right? They don't just throw it away.

I find myself getting real into this game, then being out of it for a long period, then coming back. I've played since release, but I still suck ass at it. I've watched sections of those 5-6 hour long youtube videos, where ZiggyD or whoever try to get as high as they can before they wipe. I...

The Nissan NV2500? It's a van, not a car, but I've seen people drive them for personal use.