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I don’t know if the dung eater would get a hero’s grave. Seems like they would have just thrown him down the sewer.

It’s crazy how fast you can get through From Software games after you know how to rush through bosses and where to go. I think in Dark Souls I was able to get to Gwynn in like 30 minutes flat once I got to new game +++.

She’s staggerable and weak to bleed. I usually just mimic with river of blood and bully her down before she can do her spaz attack.

I’m out. See you guys at the dlc.

I’m real fucking tempted to try this out on foreskin duo rather than deal with that bullshit fight again. Seems like it’ll get nerfed real soon.

That never ever goes away.

He gave me a bit of trouble the second time around but I still never found the fight that bad. Think I got him down try 4-5 and just did the whole fight on horseback.

I think I overleveled the first time because the last three (four) bosses in NG+ are fucking nightmares. Getting to Elden Beast with only maybe 4 flasks left and then getting one shot by his beam attack.

Gun to my head, I couldn’t tell you which bits are Martin and which are Miyazaki. They’re both great world builders but everything in the story is already the same type of shit Miyazaki has been coming up with for over a decade. I just assumed they gave Martin a giant check to put his name on...

I swap mimic and Tiche based on the fight. If I just need to stand back and run in for a few hits while mimic gets it’s faced pushed in it’s the way to go. If I’m looking to just burn a boss down and I’m not too worried about damage Tiche can definitely put the hurt on. Especially with her beam...

Alecto can get straight fucked. Had to cheese her by running away like a nance and then just getting a few hits in when she jump attacked.

There’s a wrong warp trick through that area where you crash the game and it drops you off at the beginning of Farum. I don’t know the specifics I just saw some dude whining about on Reddit because it locks you out of some other stuff.

Everything has increased health/damage but the mechanics are exactly the same.

Started thinking about the grand overarching lore of the game and how it maybe relates to the Souls series. Marika doesn’t seem to be the first god as it’s mentioned that the dragons ruled before her. Once you start exploring the underground you find other pre-Lydell civilizations buried on-top...

I don’t know what it was about Kalameet but I just got rocked by him over and over. He was pretty fast for a dragon boss and just did a disgusting amount of damage. I ended up just farming some levels to wear Havel’s armor without needing to fatroll and just tanked him to the face. I completely...

The only thing I want to know is how many total souls I’ve lost during corpse runs by blindly running into the elevator pit instead of pulling the lever first.

When I got Demon’s souls as my first ps3 game I played for about 2 hours before I said “fuck this cheating piece of shit” and put it away to play through Oblivion or something again. A month later I picked it back up and when I got into a groove I thought “ah. I see where the problem was.”

Hey, they made it an option.

RIP hoarfrost speedruns.

I kept banging my head against Malenia off and on for a week. Try her. Get stomped at lvl 90. Come back at lvl 110. Get stomped. Come back at 130. Still get stomped. Finally got her down at 150 while she was still taking out half my health with a single hit. Definitely in my top 3 boss...

If you accidentally hit or kill an npc you can reset it by visiting the statue by the turtle Pope. Takes an item you won’t find until way later though.

I was banging my head into the wall last night fighting Malenia until I gave up and went to bed. That night I dreamed I was gripping my PlayStation controller so hard that it started to crumble in my hands. 10/10

Im currently in Chicago for work and the amount of panhandlers that will run across 6 lanes of traffic because some dipshit held out a dollar is insane. They bring their whole families to sit on the side of the road and walk up and down between cars. Imagine gathering up the wife and four kids...

Just like the last 2-3 seasons!

Finished the first two. Pretty hilarious.

I’m playing on base ps4 and it still looks gorgeous. Frame rate drops a bit when there’s more than a few enemies on screen but it’s certainly not destroying the experience.

His main point was that he didn’t like streaming it because points between content material was too far apart to be good watching material (at least for his target audience). He seems to just want to play it offline and spend his time dicking about. Asmongold as a character is a S tier...

Got hit with a trap that sent me all the way up to the Divine Bridge Golem. At least there was a nice hp regen amulet up there.

Truly America’s greatest athlete

He’s been in just about everything animated since futurama was on the air. I’m guessing Hulu tried to low-ball him and he knows how much he’s worth. They’ll eventually cave.

Being a Futurama fan is so exciting. Will it be on again next year? No one knows! Can’t wait for it to get unceremoniously cancelled by Hulu.

Jesus Christ. All I can fucking hear in that video is him wheezing between each word.