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This has unexpectedly become the most uplifting thread on Rerolled for me. Everything I ever thought was "bad" about my life is damn peachy compared to the shit being posted here. My parents are happily married, I have a loving and supportive network of extended family, well-adjusted and...

I love when students complain about their grades, because it gives me the opportunity to bitch slap them with their numerous failures, shitty assignments, and absences which resulted in the grade.

Animated jubilee was hot.

Probably anything and everything he saw. I gained 30 pounds in about 2 weeks a few years ago. I had been living overseas and was sitting at about 185 when flew back to the USA for a 2-week vacation. I hadn't had anything other than potatoes, cabbage, and horse meat for over a year, so I went...

You know that stuff is fashionable because each mannequin's hip is jutting out to one side. Some of that stuff looks way too tight to be comfortable. I don't wear baggy clothes or anything, but I like a little bit of leeway just for comfort. In the second post, the black button-down just...

My dad told me that when I was 2 or 3 years old and I thought I was playing Frogger on Atari with him and my brother, I wasn't actually playing. He would put the plug of my controller under the machine so I thought it was plugged in. No wonder I had such a difficult time controlling the damn...

When I make my own corndogs I just buy one of those batter packs of honey-cornbread, mix the batter, and dip the hot dogs in it. I'm sure Alton Brown's recipe is great, but doing it this way tastes pretty damn awesome too.

I'd push it, but not before careful examination of my surroundings to see if there was any sort of trap or other nefarious result. Do you prefer chicken stuffed with peppers or peppers stuffed with chicken?

They need to keep the names simple so Astrocreep can follow along.

While a kimono might be good, I thinkthe package(tm) is usually a better option. Learn2TGWBYHT

Corndogs in general aren't as popular as they should be, given how incredibly delicious they are. That actually goes for all hotdogs/sausages. You'd think there would be just as many hotdog/sausage fast food options as hamburger, but for some reason this isn't the case. I blame the phallic shape.

My knowledge of this plot was always based on the animated series, in which Bishop goes back in time to prevent Gambit (aka Mystique) from killing the senator. I never knew it differed from the comic. I think Bishop looks stupid here, however.

Yeah, I agree with everything you said. You're spot on about my boss. I could go through the trouble of getting involved with twitter, facebook, linkedin, etc., but honestly, I care so little about this job and company that I'm just doing what my boss wants. He wants me to distribute press...

I was on the edge of my seat during the Chalky/Purnsley fight. Holy shit that was intense. I'm really not happy about the developments with Eli. They've already done the "brother against brother" thing and I was really enjoying the two working together. Not to mention blackmailing someone...

It rustles my jimmies that everything is so god damned expensive. Someone find me a job in bumfuck Montana. I'll do pretty much anything as long as I don't have to castrate sheep with my teeth.

Thanks for the information, everyone. The purpose is just to get our name out there, yes. My boss is under the impression that if we pay a lot of money to distribute press releases then they will magically appear in relevant magazines, trade journals, and websites. The problem is that we are...

I don't watch in HD so all I see are pixels.

I just learned there is a NEW 3-cheese stuffed crust pizza. All other fast food has officially been invalidated.

NJ isn't greater than anywhere in anything except shitty smells and guidos. Armpit of America.

That's the difference between this thread and the weight lifting thread in the Sports forum. This thread is for peoplebeforethey break themselves, and that thread is for peopleafterthey've become physically broken shells of their former selves. I generally agree about pushing your strength...

I just polished off my 2 burrito lunch and it was everything I dreamed of and more. I had been excited for it all week and it lived up to expectations. I didn't even need to bring a friend! It's been a really long time since I've been to Chipotle. I forgot how tasty it is, although I still...

Nope. I can't say I've ever disliked any movie so much that I walked out of the theater. In fact, I can only think of one movie that I absolutely could not stand finishing even when I only watched it on DVD. I'm generally a very easy-to-please person, I guess. What is the single biggest...

I will concede that being drunk will elevate almost any pizza to heavenly status.

That doesn't sound very appealing because the nacho flavor doesn't go well with pizza. However, a "Doritos Locos Taco" style of pizza roll would be amazing; pizza rolls stuffed not with pizza, but with nacho cheese and Dorito dust. I just jizzed myself. Jimmies unrustled. Thank you for the...

Amen, brother. It rustles my jimmies that I can't find a family size bag of Spicy Nacho Doritos. When I eat Doritos, I eat the fuck out of them and a regular bag isn't big enough to satiate me, so I'm forced to buy 2 bags if I want Spicy Nacho instead of regular.

The company I work for is pretty small, but we're starting to grow and win some awards and get recognized by various industry magazine/journals. I've been tasked with figuring out how to get our press releases distributed so they show up on relevant websites and publications. I've done a few and...

Well, to be fair, Ossoi has an enormous head so it makes sense that he's arrogant.

The plan is to bring in Flash for a short story arc and then have him branch out into a spin off show next season. I imagine they'll bring him in to help Arrow deal with some sort of super powered villain towards the end of the season, and then Flash will go off to Central City and leave...

If it's all you have available to you then why not. Just make sure that the awkwardness of the motions does't cause strain or injury to your back. I assume you can tell the difference between muscle soreness and back pain.

Does anyone use a combo automatic coffee maker + grinder? (for example:this one) I drink 5 - 10 cups of black coffee a day at work, and I'd like to get something for home that I can use on the weekends. I'm not too keen on manually grinding the beans and using a French press, so I'd prefer an...

I didn't mean formulaic regarding that specific episode, I meant formulaic in terms of how the overall show is structured. It's not one of these "anyone can die at any time! A happy ending is not guaranteed!" HBO or Showtime shows. On any of the 4 big networks it's pretty damn rare to find...

I don't like that Beorn. I always pictured him looking more like a man and less like a Geico caveman.

Poor man's cookie clicker.

In the S.H.I.E.L.D TV show, everyone talks about it like it's a fairly well-known organization, similar to the CIA or FBI. Agents even introduce themselves as "Agent Soandso of S.H.I.E.L.D", implying that people know what S.H.I.E.D is.

People who complain about the USA without ever having spent real time living overseas rustle my jimmies. I don't mind complaining, because we certainly have issues that need to be addressed. I'm talking about people who post/say shit about how America is a terrible country and how they can't...

See, this is a perfect example of why rating pizzas is stupid. EVERYONE says the same thing about the pizza they grew up on. "Oh, well, pizza in bumfuckville is the best pizza ever! Pizza in other cities sucks!" When you eat that pizza you're not tasting the pizza, you're tasting delicious...

That list is retarded (as are most "best food" lists). While I concede that some of the pizzas on the list are truly unusual and interesting and therefore stand out of the pizza crowd, the vast majority of the pizzas listed are interchangeable. I seriously doubt any average joe could tell the...

Dear Marvel, I love you THIS much! Love, McCheese

I figured it out. Like I suspected, it was a stupid thing I overlooked. For whatever reason, whoever created the document used headers but set up the table of contents based on chapters instead. I had to go into the table of contents and add the "\h" field code to make it auto-link to the sections.

Stop giving people cancer like an asshole.