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Coffee in my cubicle surfing before anyone else is at work. Finding parking at my daughter's daycare dropoff - it is like a fucking warzone in the morning there. A cool breeze through the window while in bed on a sunny day. Cold beer after mowing the lawn. New scotch I've never tried before...

I'm really enjoying this game. Had my first total conquest last night. It is very, very much improved over the original FE. I usually start by going down the civ tree to unlock research and anti-unrest abilities and then I switch to combat for all the obvious reasons. I haven't gone down the...

It is clear that the ground has shifted too substantially for them to continue in the WoW-mold they were likely pursuing. I'm most interested in whether or not Blizzard is capable of genuine innovation these days, so the fact that the game was shitcanned is not at all a surprise to me. Won't see...

My first thought: once again I will ravage the battlefields of Europe in turn-based, tactical glory! *clicks link* My second thought: f u c k y o u.

Awesome movie delivering exactly what you want. No fucking around. The whole theatre erupted in laughter and pure exultation when, well, if you've seen the movie you know when. Can't decide what was better: #6 itself or the end-credits promise of #7. Hilariously true, this franchise is better at...

I thought the PS4 announcement was underwhelming; but the Xbone announcement has been lame and borderline insulting. An always-online, kinnect-required, TV interface that doesn't allow you to trade games with friends? No. Fucking. Thank. You.

Last third of the movie was so fucking boring I couldn't believe it. Zero drama. I just wanted it to be over. Great aesthetic, style, characters though - so that redeemed the thing quite a bit. Not bad overall. I liked all the nerdy Star Trek references.

Fucking retards who don't know to STAND on the right fucking side of the escalator and leave the left fucking side for those of us TRYING TO FUCKING GET SOMEWHERE. That, and retards who are climbing the escalator to catch a train, realize it isn't their train, and slow down - thereby blocking...

RIP GEORGE

Watched the full OKC/HOU game last night and the only conclusion I came to was: refs even worse than when I stopped watching NBA because the officiating is so godamned awful. I don't tune in to watch you fucktards blow your whistle. The number of retarded offensive fouls and pure randomness of...

I skipped this game until now and I'm starting from scratch with a friend. God is it boring. The storyline is cool and I really appreciate the work that went into the script, dialogue, voice-acting and all that. Its just that the gameplay is so fucking boring and cookie-cutter. Gameplay-wise, it...

Great trailer. So nice to see something different. Very interested. I like the last part "Free shipping, if ya know what I mean...umm, no really, its digital so...". Very funny.

I thought they were gonna rape Jamie - partly because of the discussion he had previously about resisting, and partly because of the bare-bottom scene we had just had. I was NOT expecting his fucking hand to get cut off! Awesome. I can't remember the last time I was watching a show that actually...

The only game I remember cheating was Demon's Souls. I just could not for the fucking life of me kill Maneater and I really, really wanted to continue progress in the game, so I cheesed him by firing arrows through the door. I fucked my build at that point in the game but once I went through NG+...

Sad that the interface hasn't been improved but I'm always excited for Dark Souls / Demon's Souls. Main reason I played Prepare to Die Edition on PC was to mod the interface and I'm just not sure I could go back now. Lots of familiar motifs in the gameplay reveal but I hope they keep the...

Holy Christ. Blood Dragon maybe just beat Infinite for "best intro sequence of the year". If you grew up in the 80s, you are gonna fucking LOVE it. Kinda like Tropic Thunder + Tron.

Love it.

I woulda shot that kid in the face too. Jesus, he just assaulted your home, you have him point-blank, and instead of literally opening his hands to drop his weapon, he starts crouching forward, wide-eyed like a sneaky little fucker, with the muzzle of his gun gradually coming down to target...

First problem is very likely texture pack corruption on install. I had the same problem with faces. No faces anywhere, just black. Reinstalled and went away.

Leahblo, and ruining the game by designing it entirely around a fucking RMT AH.

GSP is well documented as the UFC's top PPV draw. I thought that was common knowledge http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1...-draws/page/11 I think Diaz is a great fighter, but this fight is a terrible matchup for him: 1. Cardio. Diaz normally has better cardio than his opponent. His...

I wish Salshun could count to one.

Lord British should forget doing a kickstarter for this shitty game and focus instead on developing the Brain Wipe technology he used to make people forget that the last social-living-community-immersive-customizey-RPG-with-your-friends he made was Tabula Fucking Rasa: possibly the worst online...

I'm really enjoying the game. It feels more like Uncharted/Far Cry than it does a TR game, but the fun is there for sure. Gorgeous environments and models. Lara still looks hot although in a much more rugged way. I'm also running it on a 560ti Ultra (with shadows adjusted) and have only had 1 or...

I don't know about uber-characters, but my Monk still sucks ass compared to my DH. It just kills far too damn slow and has no real way of escaping the killer affix combos like "Jailer Arcane" or some shit. I've come to realize that the game basically revolves around gearing for the 2-3 combos...

Well, your first point hits on an added complexity I didn't mention. Ultimately, I have to output all this data as XML, and I can do that easily in Excel. The XML tools I have access too at the office are way too clunky for complex worksheets so, yeah, in that regard using Excel is pretty much...

Hi guys. Thanks for the responses/interest. Yeah, Excel can't work functions on HEX numbers natively. So you have to convert them to DEC, perform the function, and then convert them back to HEX. If you had asked me this before I discovered it, I would have thought you were crazy because I...

Hi folks. I'm wondering if one of you could help me out with a task that is totally outside my realm of expertise. What I need is a way to automate the following formula in Excel: =DEC2HEX(HEX2DEC(MyNum1)+HEX2DEC(NyNum2:emoji_nose: Where the user is given the option to select a cell to determine...

The only thing worse than EA for doing this is each and every stupid fucking asshole who paid for something in Dead Space 3. It was obvious that the microtrans in that game were a pilot. And it is also obvious, from this announcement, that there were enough idiotic retards out there to prove the...

Is there still a rapey action sequence? If so, I'm in!

You delivered; I voted. Nuff said.

Social gaming can suck my dick. It is nothing but a blatent cover for sterile gameplay and rehashed content. I didn't see anything in the PS4 demo that looked slightly new, exciting, original, or unique. More shooters? Check. More drivers? Check. More GTA? Check. BUT NOW U CAN UPLAOD TO...

I have to laugh a bit at the new recipes: every single one I've crafted (Dex) has had Int and some kind of useless resistence on it (Physical) plus usually the infamous "Monsters Take 5 pts of damage when hitting player" thing. Funny how RNG is RNG I know. The thing is, I just can't help but...

Complete legal immunity for direct relations to retaliate in any way they deem just against someone convicted of molesting a child of that family. Normal law still applies where the family decides to do nothing.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH! Go fuck yourselves. Until someone on that team comes out and says explicitly "DA2 was a complete fuck-fest, full of shitty ideas lazily implemented" they can go and stick their social media campaigns up a basilisk's cunt. I don't believe a fucking word of it.

No order: 1. Diablo 2. EverQuest 3. System Shock 4. Baldur's Gate 2 5. Fallout

OMG- looks so awesome. Can't wait.

This is a stupid game with nice graphics, cool monsters, an idiotic story and some complex but confusing weapon modification possibilities. It is basically Doom 3 with a worse story and fuckbag moneygrubbing microtransactions. Remember how everyone lambasted Doom 3 for relying almost entirely on...

This is about as far removed from games I usually play as I can imagine. However, I just wanted to say to anyone who loves games in general but is a little off-put by the setting, tone, and characterization: get this game. It is absolutely a work of love. Every aspect of the game exudes quality...