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  1. Awanka

    Long full disclosure

    On a side note, women have lost all rights to complain about how hard it is to find a man when someone like Shelly can do it with the ease of someone you"d expect to look more like Megan Fox. It is "puzzling" that a girl that looks and acts like Shelly has a stampede of ordinary-looking guys...
  2. Awanka

    Long full disclosure

    Forum experts are already saying this thread is locked in. This will be 2 for 2 for Galiem. I have to hand it you GV, you may have failed at many things, but in this forum you are undisputed. Here you have found your true brothers.
  3. Awanka

    Long full disclosure

    This could be too much for even Maury. He might have to team up with Jerry Springer for a special episode.
  4. Awanka

    Long full disclosure

    Sounds like Jeremy dodged a bullet here. It is his extreme good fortune that the state doesn"t accept food stamps to pay for the fee. This is one case where I sympathize with the father wanting to be absent. Galiem, I know you"re reading this. AVOID SIGNING THIS FORM AS IF IT WERE A CONTRACT...
  5. Awanka

    Long full disclosure

    Meanwhile somewhere in a shadowy basement... GaeliemVaelant"s alter ego: DarkGaliem the master troll, is pulling on levers and typing furiously on 2 keyboards while laughing maniacally.
  6. Awanka

    Long full disclosure

    Roll 1d100 you motherfuckers!
  7. Awanka

    Long full disclosure

    Even the most fair-minded inquisitor would survey this situation for 1 minute before calling in the black ships.
  8. Awanka

    Long full disclosure

    It"s like a Stephen King novel. It looks like a slice of sleepy small-town America, but lift up one of those tiles, and Shelly is staring back at you. Energy vampires who crave menstrual blood lurk in the alleyways.
  9. Awanka

    Long full disclosure

    So you would be upper middle class in the trailer park?
  10. Awanka

    Long full disclosure

    Nice. So you"ll have a rusty pick-up truck on cinderblocks hooked up to your solar setup? I was worried for a moment your green trailer would look out of place in hillbilly-land. I think it"s great you"ve found a hobby. Keep away from those ugly girls man!
  11. Awanka

    Long full disclosure

    Would be impressed if you made the solar panel thing work GV. From the description of the area you inhabit I wouldn"t expect anything more sophisticated than people capturing stray cats and burning them for fuel. One thing I must have missed though, what are you using for capacitors? Or is that...
  12. Awanka

    Long full disclosure

    The most disturbing thing is how many fairly ordinary-looking guys are willing to fuck Shelly. Gaeliem I can understand. Nice guy, but it"s been obvious for a long time from reading his posts that he has tremendous flaws in his thought process. What"s with this train of other guys who are...
  13. Awanka

    Long full disclosure

    I have to hand it to you Gaeliem, you"re well on your way to getting a second thread Hall of Shamed, a feat that I would have thought was only the province of trolling titan, Sam Deathwalker.
  14. Awanka

    Most memorable comic book moments

    My favorite moment in a comic may very well be the scene at the end of "Age of Apocalypse" where Apocalypse is beating on Magneto and asks him why he doesn"t fight back, and Magneto says he can"t because he"s concentrating and than rips him in half. My second favorite is probably at the end...
  15. Awanka

    Note Millie

    What? How is that possible? I liked Sinister Urge.
  16. Awanka

    Note Millie

    Yes, here I am posting for the first time on this topic because it seems to have created its own cottage industry fueled by turds such as yourself who rage through entire threads about this shit so you can find out which posters it"s safe to masturbate to. I"ve told you already, I don"t really...
  17. Awanka

    Note Millie

    Haha You"ve got me wrong. The only pants I want to get into are Dis".
  18. Awanka

    Note Millie

    Eh, I"ve never cared half as much about Millie"s gender as any of you, and so I haven"t been keeping up on the threads or daily news of Millie errata that yourself and others get excited over. In fact, I"ve been mostly avoiding them. So you"ll have to forgive me if there"s a bunch of stuff I...
  19. Awanka

    Note Millie

    This might be the last chance to get all the evidence in, so I"m reposting a quick exchange I had with the titular figure where she gives her version of events. I don"t see why it couldn"t be true, unless someone has evidence she was a man 2003 onward. If Millie is a female impersonator...
  20. Awanka

    Note Millie

    You were always cool in my book
  21. Awanka

    Deathwalker Plans 26 Boxing WoW

    AN CHALLENGER HAS APPEARED!
  22. Awanka

    Deathwalker Plans 26 Boxing WoW

    I hope Blizzard upgraded their damage numbers to double floating point.
  23. Awanka

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    That"s some wierd shit. I wouldn"t want a big black guy looking through my windows searching for a white woman.
  24. Awanka

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    I hate you for having more -internets, but I love the shit that you say. Rock on Aychamo. Plenty of sluts in the sea.
  25. Awanka

    Bertoxxulus Bugged

    For your consideration: Hall of Shame pls~