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Did he beat that motherfucker's eyebrow all across his face?

I'm working on her.

I was rustled that someone was rustled by titty drops. Get on my level potatoe.

Me too but it doesn't work as well when I'm doing it to myself. I like when my wife tweezes my hairs. The ear hair is the best but the occasional nose hair is always a treat.

Boiled feed corn? Do you let it go sour? I used to use sour mash and it would attract catfish and carp and baitfish. The baitfish naturally attracted everything else eventually. When I was a kid we fished for carp but never to eat. Supposedly a chinese restaurant would buy them but we...

I just taught my wife to do a titty drop. She likes to flash me, so I have her drop em then bounce them back and forth a little.

Do you think that she thinks her eyebrows look .... normal? Like, does she look in the mirror and say "yes, that's what a normal human set of eyebrows look like" or is she going for the fuzzy caterpillars? I sincerely think the mexican girls aren't going for normal. But this?

Clearly you don't remove your pants and piss outside like a normal man. Lean into it. Take a handful of water and splash it on your knee and tell people your dick dribbled a little.

This was known before these guys came along. Did you just start watching football last year?

I just got a call from technical support because my computer had a virus. His name was dave, I told him my name was sandeep. Long story short, the scam was to get you to go to a website and download some malware. After he told me the website he asked me what I saw. "Naked Ladies. " "What...

Glad you found a special guy who let you smoke his meat on the patio. mid-sized pussy faggot bitch.

Only dom. I already forgot his name.

That was about dom you fucking retard. Obviously you didn't skelly because @Oldbased still tags you whereas @dom doesn't tag the massive pussy faggot bitch. You just got triggered by your own stupidity you mid-sized pussy faggot bitch.

I'm sure acidfly's post set you to thinking along these lines. Did it to me too. I mean, I've seen similar words used to describe a porn clip more than once.

You don't need super soldier serum to pick up mjolnir. Just a pure heart.

I don't know exactly what you mean. But yeah, that sentence got away from me.

I need to be freed so I can go re-offend.

I'm embarrassed for the local BGN (Brotherhood of Grammar Nazis) that my demerit came from using an implied subject (which is allowed) instead of my improper use of affect where it should have been effect.

We'll see. There's a different set of rules for the star players.

This watson shit is getting bad. I'm going to laugh when it comes out that the Texans were sitting on all of it and released it on purpose for "reasons" only to fuck themselves out of any trade value. Anybody remember in Major League when the team owner was trying to lose on purpose? That's...

But we're imagining everyone knows how great mahomes is going to be on draft day and surely cleveland would have taken him if they knew. Doesn't matter. We disagree too much on how far a shitty team can drag down a good player. My point is that the people being tossed out as early pick...

By definition, we cannot have generational talent in every draft class. We can disagree about shitcago but I notice you didn't say the same about the browns who I believe had the #1 pick that year.

Easy. I'd take good coaching and no injuries for a solid team. The dolphins went undefeated with the chinese bandits no name defense. Granted they had some big names on offense. Any other choice gets you an exciting team at best, and exciting isn't always good. I would say the good coaching...

Team nucap/battlestar checking in. Only because battlestar galactica was the fucking bomb. I hated them until he revealed his nickname.

I dated a chick once with rape fantasies. She wanted me to rape her but i didn't understand. It wasn't until later when I talked to another chick with rape fantasies online (who was much more explicit about them) that I realized what this girl wanted when she said "take care of yourself" after...

Saw a clear alert on the freeway last week. Like WTF they're getting crazy with these alerts. Is it really necessary to give them all different colors? Are there people who aren't going to respond to certain alerts? Just fucking call them all amber alerts or change the name to BOLO. I was...

Yeah kinda like how Herschel Walker was a cowboys fan's favorite player.

What's a banner interface? I'm sure I hate it too but I don't know it by name.

I will if you can tell me the prisoner pods in man of steel didn't look like a bunch of dildos. That was snyder too wasn't it?

You sound like a complete idiot here. In your world investigators never go on fishing expeditions and the court of public opinion never matters. You're aware cops are allowed to lie to you during an investigation and face no consequences, right? I'm not sure how you think crimes ever get...

Not for the rivalry with the cowboys. Twice a year it's still gunna be cowboys and indians. I recently heard some advice that you should always agree to take the lie detector if an investigator wants one. But don't actually take it. Just agree that you will and if they push it then you 'do...

Yes but some still use the masculine pronouns out of tradition.

Even if we accept that and believe this detailed account means it happened to the girl, doesn't mean it was watson. Coulda been some other dude and the girl just inserted his name for the payday. Maybe it was another black dude and she genuinely can't tell the difference. When I used to go to...

He's a brit. Even if we knew whether he was liberal or conservative, it would mean nothing to us.

Thanks. Like I said, the solutions are the best part about this thread. My phone is older. The Android System Webview is disabled and there's no way for me to enable it. But I updated Chrome and it seems to be working for now. If shit starts crashing again I'll uninstall updates for chrome...

Fucking apps just started crashing for no apparent reason on my phone last night. I uninstall and reinstall and it works for a while then crashes again. It's an older phone and I've already picked out my next phone, the F(x)tec Pro. so I went to order the phone last night and turns out it's...