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Until the pendulum swings the other way. Then someone will dig up a 5 year old post where you were bullying an anti-masker and your career is over now.

It needs to be codified into law that social media posts on personal accounts cannot be used as justification to fire people.

halfway through the movie. I have no doubt chuk was able to handle the entirety of bay's meat sword. Have you seen how sucks the dick of these awful youtubers?

No you still don't get it. He didn't pay and he didn't sneak in. He actually sucked Michael Bay's cock to see it. Then walked out halfway through.

In his defense, cooked tomatoes are considered immune system boosters. That should apply to ketchup even if it does have other garbage in it.

That only happens to me at McDonald's so I stopped going there. No ketchup no onions apparently means ketchup and onions only. Last time I went it was a fucking cheeseburger and they didn't even put the cheese on it.

Usually with salt only. Sometimes I'll dip in mustard or mayo and mustard combo. Never mayo only. When I do that its because the mustard and mayo has dripped off my burger. But if the fries are so bad that they need to be dipped I just don't eat them. Also at Wendy's I'll dip them in my frosty.

The worst part about the ketchup isn't even that I don't like it. It's that it's sitting in this fucking bin that dozens if not hundreds of people shove their grubby paws into day after day. Then it's tossed on top of my goddam fries.

https://babylonbee.com/news/official-review-reveals-tom-brady-illegally-deflated-tennis-balls-on-bottom-of-his-walker

I have to admit I've fucked girls uglier than him. I appreciate his honesty though. Back when I was dating there were more than enough tranny chasers out there to keep the trannies busy.

@Izo There is no way to take that out of context. I hate all ketchup always. Even when they call it catsup.

I don't like ketchup so I get the opposite. "Do you want ketchup?" "No". 100 packets dumped into the bag. I know I should start answering yes so I only get 1, but I have this idealistic hope that someday I will get no ketchup.

Nope. Dallas pulled it out at the last second. 52-17

We got my daughter one at like 14 or 15 thinking it would be a leash. It was not. I still think it's probably my biggest mistake as a parent. She seems to have turned out OK, but it was touch and go for a while. She did not have the maturity to suss out trolls and believed everything she...

You fucking faggot. I'm changing my vote to combat this clear case of power abuse. You're well on your way to being as bad as hodj Look if you just want to moderate shit, why don't you start your own moderator jerkoff thread were all the mods are free to moderate the shit out of it. Move it...

Didn't realize booger sugar caused burps.

That's what I figure. 2nd graders knew what she was doing and recorded it. Do 2nd graders have phones with cameras now? That's 7 year olds. That sounds pretty fucking stupid. Goddam I'm old.

I was trying to come up with an 'elf on a shelf' joke for this pic yesterday and fucking thesaurus.com didn't have any synonyms for pedophile. What kinda bullshit is that? I tried every spelling and variation of the word that I knew.

Then you weren't paying attention. By that point in the film I was like "OK finally they're getting back to something that makes sense".

I wonder what a deer tastes like when it's been eating petunias and roses all it's life.

Amy Schumer played a Dalek in a WonderWoman comic? What the actual fuck man?

On an unrelated note, I have deer in my front yard. I first saw them New year's eve so I set out a trail cam and some corn. I'm not planning to kill them because you can't safely shoot a gun in this area. Maybe if I bowhunted I'd think about it and probably still not do it. Anyway, nothing...

Just heard about this on a podcast called GunTalk Hunt. TL;DR ... a Professional hunter bought land in Missouri and built a cabin. One night he sees someone out in his field with a spotlight and they shoot at a deer. He gets the license and turns them in. Someone related to the poacher then...

Maybe they were curious. She's a teacher so she did what came naturally. You need to teach sex education younger and younger these days.