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ok, what's the story here? Actual sisters? source?

You realize that you have a sense of pride about not knowing and not giving a fuck about what is popular anymore

shit, sorry bro. I was looking forward to seeing your locker room pics.

I would answer the door dressed like this:

so if he says she said "yes" and she says she didn't...gee, I wonder who they'll believe?

the first time I saw it was in a fucking DRIVE-IN theater!

having to reboot my directv receiver. mother fucker takes 20 fucking minutes and then the schedule is fucked up for days while it rebuilds

wait, I can punch my wife in the face and she'll be able to get us free tickets?? sweet...

All they have to do is tax the fuck out of the rich but make it so that their bank accounts and portfolios look like nothing has changed (or are gaining). Their day to day lives wouldn't change one bit.

when many of my stories of "when I was a kid" now refer to me in my early 20's ...

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Caepan, I picture you high on meth posting pictures all day. God bless you man, you are a one-man derail. Thank you sir.

GIS holy air brush

He gave themAending, but not necessarilyTHEending. Some are calling bullshit, saying there is no way he just hands over the story and let's them tell it after all the years he's worked on it. He gave them something they could use but he might end up taking the books in a whole different direction...

lube and coke...nice.

Fuck car dealers Tesla bitches

It's been a while so I don't know if they still do it, but if you were a Costco member they had fixed prices with dealers that were lower than what the dealer quoted; no BS no haggling. It was worth the membership just for that aspect.

Seems like Coke is just begging for someone to photoshop a cock in place of the bottle...

Translation:

Which is about $160.00 adjusted for inflation... CPI Inflation Calculator

Damn, Rest in Peace Leonard Nemo

http://www.snopes.com/horrors/poison/glass.asp

Galactus would have been if they didn't make him a fucking cloud...

Just hope my homegirl never changes her recipes. I love this bitch.

says the no pic posting faggot

I'd pull them out and replace them with my cock.

I am a rapist.

16 years old. holy mother of god.

I'll pass...

it's the rosetta comet size compared to LA. the ESA landed a probe on it today (1st time that's been done) the mission has been ongoing for 10 years. it's a major event in space exploration.

What Do The Northern Lights Actually Look Like? Into The Night Photography: What Do The Northern Lights Actually Look Like?

shit I can't even oblig. for some reason now whenever I try to upload a pic from my computer it jumps to like 98% immediately and then just stays there forever...

Narcolepsy? maybe Norway is just boring as fuck. And getting awarded money for it sounds like a bunch of bullzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...