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  1. Muurloen

    2021 NFL Offseason: QB Carousel Imminent -- Retirement Boogaloo

    I was thinking about editing my river city ransom avatar to sport 49'ers colors and show a few broken bones since our amazing team is a mash unit.
  2. Muurloen

    2021 NFL Offseason: QB Carousel Imminent -- Retirement Boogaloo

    I have decided that my new team going forward is going to be the 49'ers. Go fuck yourself @Ameraves .
  3. Muurloen

    2021 NFL Offseason: QB Carousel Imminent -- Retirement Boogaloo

    I am sorry that you cant comprehend words. You should slap your parents for creating your existence. You have my prayers.
  4. Muurloen

    2021 NFL Offseason: QB Carousel Imminent -- Retirement Boogaloo

    Didn't know that this site existed. Neat little tool and will refer to it a lot more. And that right there is pointing to not getting proper pick value for a super star QB. You are not going to trade him away for anything less than the top 3 picks in the 1st two rounds for this year. Anything...
  5. Muurloen

    2021 NFL Offseason: QB Carousel Imminent -- Retirement Boogaloo

    Glad you have the reading comprehension of a snail.
  6. Muurloen

    2021 NFL Offseason: QB Carousel Imminent -- Retirement Boogaloo

    So here is an example of why the Texas have 0 maneuverability if they were to trade Watson . Assuming the Texans trade to the Jets, they would likely take back Darnold and 2021 R1 & R2 picks from the Jets (and hopefully more). Enunwa and Griffin are selected as surrogates for the rookie slot...
  7. Muurloen

    2021 NFL Offseason: QB Carousel Imminent -- Retirement Boogaloo

    BuT yOu CaN aLwAyS mAniPuLaTe YoUr CaP!
  8. Muurloen

    The Mandalorian

    That son of a bitch Dillon.
  9. Muurloen

    2021 NFL Offseason: QB Carousel Imminent -- Retirement Boogaloo

    Great 3 bags of balls instead of 2. Hurray.
  10. Muurloen

    2021 NFL Offseason: QB Carousel Imminent -- Retirement Boogaloo

    It is also a tool to use to gauge what the betting public feels about X line and depending on how the lines moves is a decent indicator. Its not dead on balls accurate, but its an interesting gauge.
  11. Muurloen

    2021 NFL Offseason: QB Carousel Imminent -- Retirement Boogaloo

    You are welcome. To complete the -250 example, you would have to pay $250 to win $100.
  12. Muurloen

    2021 NFL Offseason: QB Carousel Imminent -- Retirement Boogaloo

    You do understand that the lower + number, means its more of the favorite, right? Example +250 (shorter odds) means you pay $100 to win $250. +750 (longer odds) means you pay $100 to win $750. If the Texans were a minus number (example -250) they would be the extreme heavy favorite when...
  13. Muurloen

    Kalashnikov AK 47 (2020)

    Ohh a movie about sneaky fucking russians stealing and reverse engineering a German design.
  14. Muurloen

    Doom: Eternal

  15. Muurloen

    2021 NFL Offseason: QB Carousel Imminent -- Retirement Boogaloo

    Oh boy now they can get 2 bags of footballs instead of one.
  16. Muurloen

    2021 NFL Offseason: QB Carousel Imminent -- Retirement Boogaloo

    Glad you are smart enough to come up with your own wording and not use others. Wait a second.
  17. Muurloen

    2021 NFL Offseason: QB Carousel Imminent -- Retirement Boogaloo

    Now you are being a hyperbolic prick. I am sorry your smooth brain can't grasp the concept that moving Watson this year handcuffs the Texans immensely. Sure they can find league minimum players to fill their roster, its highly unlikely that they will find impactful players in doing so. Sure...
  18. Muurloen

    2021 NFL Offseason: QB Carousel Imminent -- Retirement Boogaloo

    My stance this whole time has been he is impossible to move right now, and probably next year. Beyond that he will be easy to trade with out the team taking a massive hit to their cap and the Texans can, likely, reap a shit ton of picks to have a chance at rebuilding.
  19. Muurloen

    2021 NFL Offseason: QB Carousel Imminent -- Retirement Boogaloo

    Hey look you fucking shit stains.
  20. Muurloen

    MMA Thread

    Probably gonna be a card with a lot of finishes. No names facing no names. Both are trying to make their mark one way or another. Could be an entertaining card.
  21. Muurloen

    2021 NFL Offseason: QB Carousel Imminent -- Retirement Boogaloo

    Thanks for proving my point once again. ----- Oh and it's 2-26-21. Watson still isn't going to be traded. https://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2021/02/25/report-teams-have-called-to-make-trade-offers-for-deshaun-watson-texans-wont-talk/amp/
  22. Muurloen

    2021 NFL Offseason: QB Carousel Imminent -- Retirement Boogaloo

    https://www.houstontexans.com/news/houston-texans-transactions-2-23-2021 Omg they made some cuts. Still isn't enough to do jack and shit
  23. Muurloen

    MLB 2021 "Hot Stove": Third Time's a Charm for Dodgers

    Want to beat your significant other, get away with it and still be employed with 6 figure+ contact? Join the Yankees now.
  24. Muurloen

    2021 NFL Offseason: QB Carousel Imminent -- Retirement Boogaloo

    So that is was an interesting topic I heard discussed on the radio a few weeks back. But he would not only shit can $156m but also any chance of him going to the HoF. Back to his contract, the texans will still own the rights to him until he was destined to become a Ufa...
  25. Muurloen

    2021 NFL Offseason: QB Carousel Imminent -- Retirement Boogaloo

    If you were the decision maker for the Texans, would you trade Watson for a small amount of savings and then begin rolling the dice again in hopes of landing a better franchise qb? If you don't say no you are a liar.
  26. Muurloen

    MLB 2021 "Hot Stove": Third Time's a Charm for Dodgers

    How many significant other abusers does that put on the Yankees now? 2... 3? I can't keep count. Yankees' German to address teammates about domestic violence suspension https://www.thescore.com/mlb/news/2098975 Trash organization for keeping these guys employed.
  27. Muurloen

    2021 NFL Offseason: QB Carousel Imminent -- Retirement Boogaloo

    There are no savings to be had. Period. End of story. He isn't being traded in 2021. 2022 maybe 23 or 24 then it can happen.
  28. Muurloen

    2021 NFL Offseason: QB Carousel Imminent -- Retirement Boogaloo

    That isn't manipulation, that is cap management. According to spotrac the texans have $10m to play with, which is absolutely nothing as previously stated. They have already made a big majority of their cuts by letting go of watt and stills. There are no more players on the roster that will give...
  29. Muurloen

    2021 NFL Offseason: QB Carousel Imminent -- Retirement Boogaloo

    It is the most black and white part of this whole deal it has nothing to do with emotion. The cap is the cap. There is no luxury tax or soft cap like the NBA. It can not be manipulated. You have to account for the dead money Watson creates when he is moved and the new cap hits for the players...
  30. Muurloen

    2021 NFL Offseason: QB Carousel Imminent -- Retirement Boogaloo

    2022 no chance. 2023 maybe, because the cap could go up and his individual hit once being cut its 80% less of where it will be now. 2024 highly likely. YEAR AGE BASE SALARY SIGNING ROSTER CAP HIT DEAD CAP YEARLY CASH 2020 25 $1,177,123 $7,453,961 $1,177,123 $9,808,207 $75,771,084...
  31. Muurloen

    2021 NFL Offseason: QB Carousel Imminent -- Retirement Boogaloo

    I misread. For those that are thinking that this is an easy decision. Think of the most righteous thing in your life that you have been apart of, then imagine getting offered to go against it. Good luck saying no to that money.
  32. Muurloen

    2021 NFL Offseason: QB Carousel Imminent -- Retirement Boogaloo

    1) Not my team for the time being. 2) Would you walk away from $40m by not showing up? Serious question.