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Taika fucking pisses me off. He's the new Uwe Boll.

Here's their teaser trailer for it.

If I remember correctly Grimm's version of Snow White IS the original version with one thing excluded which I believe was something to do with Snow White's mother. I can't remember why they took her out of the story. According to Brett Cooper and Jeremy Boring this Snow White movie is legit. I...

According to them it's definitely being released. Disney doesn't own the Rights to Snow White and DW's version is from the Grimm's original fairy tale. Not the version Disney did.

I believe his Saturday's involve a bit more fisting.

How dare you! Rob Schneider was the shit in that movie.

As far as the ads go, especially the ad reads they do which is an extremely archaic form of advertising but they do sound like scams and honestly, some have been. Some have also been legit but played the conservative side first before flip flopping to the woke side like Black Rifle Coffee did...

This thread is now about THIS Snow White, because fuck Disney.

This derail is gayer than Dillon Mulvany getting bukkaked by a gaggle of San Franciscan cocksuckers.

God damn double post!

I laughed so hard when Elon said "Go fuck yourselves" the guy laughing in the background after had me rolling as well.

Daily Wire has some people working for them that I don't particularly care for which is fine but the company as a whole at least has the "balls" to release stuff like this. The hysterical meltdown people are having over this movie is comedy gold alone.

I know there's a lot of people on here that won't give this the time of day because of who is releasing it and because you're pussies but for the rest of us that like comedy. There's this.

Title: Lady Ballers

There was an asshole ogre on my server that would sit in the hallway of Icewell Keep and block off the entrance and would never fucking move!

You had me at cannonball headshot.

Yeah, I would frequent Vegas. I was stationed at Hill.

Thus the "big maybe".

Yes, with the deal made between Marvel and Sony to bring Spidey into the MCU it's considered part of Phase 4 and literally the only movie worth watching in the phase. Phase 4 mainly focuses on the TV shows more than the supposed "Block Busters". Phase 5 has no Avenger movies and focues on...

Yeah, I bet those ugly ones gave you a run for your money.

You'll have better use of time jerking off to Bill Clinton than watching this piece of shit.

What's the story to this that requires what... 9? Police vehicles chasing his ass?

Put it this way. It's not worth a movie ticket, it's not worth a digital or hard copy purchase. It's not worth the price to rent and it's not worth a subscription but if you already happen to have Disney+, just wait for that. Either way, you'll be disappointed.

The girlfriend snapped this the other night. This is Hymir. He sleeps like this because I have chronic nightmares (suffer from CPTSD) I'll wake up in the middle of the night in cold sweats, heart racing, sometimes yelling. He'll lay on my chest and keep me from throwing myself out of bed and...

A lesbian scene caters to the "patriarchy" more than it does the gays. So, of course they cut it. We also already knew Danvers was a dyke. Rocket even pointed that out.

I'm almost 100% positive they brought RDJ back because they think it will save the franchise and alleviate some of that "fatigue". Oblivious that people aren't burnt out on superhero movies. They're burnt out on BAD superhero movies and bullshit narratives and forced deep throat agendas.

Why would I thumbs up a mistake? The participation trophy era is over! This is why we have soft people!

I can 100% guarantee you that Wish can make a movie infinitely better than anything Disney can put out now.

I think it's a combination of the execs business model and an insufferable agenda they're trying to push as well as just a severe lack of talent in the writers room. Writer's are more concerned about being paid more for shittier stories and less talent. They should be scared of AI taking their...

After so many shit films coming out of Follywood. I'm really starting to lean toward letting AI write the stories and getting rid of the unoriginal, boring, cockwallets in the writers room. Skynet can do it's thing as long as it writes good fucking movies.

Yup. I couldn't finish Birds of Prey either. Capt. Marvel I reluctantly finished but I wasn't invested in it like I was with the movies previously. A quarter into the movie (at the theater by the way) I would get up and go to the restroom and then get up and go get more snacks, because the...

She's not wrong

No, no...