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To be disembodied thought, free to explore and manifest as every part of the matrix including its inhabitants at will, but otherwise bound by the laws of that reality. I think it would be a lot of fun to float around for aeons learning and experiencing reality from infinite of perspectives.

I am very well, thank you 🍎 How are you doing today Foler?

Lotta love in here. Hug it out bros.

Foler would make a great daddy, Dick.

Hmmm, I meant cat ownership.

Foler, I would like to thank you for chronicling your experienced as a cat owner. Feels super wholesome and serves as primer for anyone looking to get in to car ownership. Thank you for this service 🍎

I would probably say her brain. I enjoyed reading her. I was never particularly into her physique (not that it was bad, just not for me). On the whole, I like all the parts though including melons, eggplant & clams. I tend to prefer that they are affixed to aesthetic bodies of their native...

Welli don’t know how I managed that, but you understand, I’m sure.

they brush their fur with their bristly tongues and like any brush, they collect dead hairs. Rather than experience the thorny adventure of cleaning their hairy tongues with their claws, they just swallow it. It just sits in their stomachs being mashed against their meals and more hair from...

ohhhhhh, I hadn’t thought about that.

I am very sorry, iannis. I would blame that rascal Izo for leading us down this path, but it was a delightful engagement and I would not have had it any other way. how is everyone this morning by the way?

Ooo, my last post was in reply to your post before your last post. I will have to give this some more thought D:

@Izo Well, I think that there are at least several factors at play: 1. total pen surface area (inclusive of foreskins) 2. compressive value of vag or ass 3. vigor of insertion 4. total net contact duration we could then use these values to speculate about the amount of flora that ought be...

@Izo okay that one just sounds gross tbh. if you just mean like sucking pen after it has occupied vag or ass though (we will assume both are clean and healthy), then I am not really sure that that would be helpful. why? well, if it is is your own vag or ass that housed said penis, then you...

Gut and vag flora are largely similar since one is colonized by the other. Therefore, eating ass is a feasible conduit of transmission, however that assumes the hosts gut flora is healthy and that the balance has not been disturbed by things like antibiotics or poor diet. The much more strictly...

This is a good picture. I like my red hair.

It’s how your gut flora colonize your bowels it is how your gut flora colonize your bowels, Mrs. Foler.

I drove a stick for a couple years when I first learned to drive and I actually feel like that is partly to blame for these incidents to be honest. It is like my brain forgets that we don’t have a stick anymore.

I only do it sometimes and only when I am parking. I get confused when I turn around to backup and sometimes my mind wanders off to other things too.

hello dick, you are correct. vanessa was curious about my sex and gender identity, but only for a little while. as for the kissing, I agree with you there too. I love myself very, very much and would not hesitate. I am fantastic. Would that I had multiple selfs, I would wed them all...

mhm. First it was revealed that I was actually se-yuri. I think it was Erronius who cracked that one. THEN it was revealed that I was that cute girl with fat boobs and pointy lips. I dont remember her name, but it was shared someone in my campaign thread. LAST it was revealed by Vanessa...

I like how this post received no comments or reactions. Just another day on the FoH message board. fwiw, it made me laugh. 🍏

Also, I have absolutely no idea how I managed to skirt that dick minefield you laid, butt I am feeling pretty damn good about it. I am rather proud of myself to be honest.

I mean, I think Vanessa is exceedingly well-written and an absolute pleasure to read, but she clearly has no interest in me and we have already established my identity. I don’t mind being Vanessa too though.

I like Mr. Foler‘s workman’s blind lottery approach of rewarding excellence. The rest of the waitstaff should probably just go home 🤔

Highly attractive persons, the ones who make me laugh and the ones who work extra hard.

mhmm, except I don’t really look at it as “bonus” money. yes, I understand the meaning of the word “gratuity,” but tipping is just a cultural norm that is in many places pretty tightly coupled to wages of waitstaff. I dont feel any need to deny somebody compensation for being a grouch or...

I tip biggly if service is good and normiely if it is less than good. Generally though, I try to engage them to brighten their mood and make the experience better for both of us.

repeatedly turning off the engine whilst the transmission is still in drive.i do this on occasion and it has locked up a few times.

would you refer to me as your potato though? 🤔 also, i see that I have missed the most recent round of elections. I am truly very sorry for that, butt tit is my sincerest hope that all y’all faggots and faggesses are living your best lives, covid-free and steeped in impotent angst (not you...

this is fascinating. I would very much like to hear (read) more of what you have to say in this topic. 🍎

i dunno who sniperwolf is. i was referring to you posting that picture of me up there. Gorbbels was uncut.

super gay posts you two. we’re talking about dicks here. please keep your faggy politik talk in the thread about that dumb stuff.

mods please ban Nessa for dox. This is like the worst false equivalency I’ve seen here yet. You can’t honestly compare limp hairy uncut dick to groomed cut dick at the ready. Not to mention, if you prefer the bold and exposed look, you can easily retract the sheath for a similar, but better...

this is what I identify as.

It is too late, you have already been exposed. Look here though, Trickles. Don’t get all rustled Mr. Angry Dudeman. Being cut doesn’t make you subhuman. It just means you are functionally and environmentally inferior while enjoying less aesthetic flexibility. That’s all.

Uncut Dick Is Best Dick - A Hard Look at Privates I. The Uncut Functional Advantage Naturally occurring tissues of uncut dick allow it to glide in and out of itself enabling climax in thoroughly dry environments. The preserved tissues also serve as a natural gasket preserving lubricants in...

I’ve self-quarantined in my palace. elbow bumps and prances off[/p] 🍏 🍎

More horses slain in Kentucky https://www.wdrb.com/news/reward-grows-more-horses-found-shot-to-death-in-eastern/article_7b3eedca-2572-11ea-871a-3f501c855486.html what in the world is going on?