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  1. maskedmelon

    Folger's Extravagant Swatch Thread

    woah, that is fucked up and gross.
  2. maskedmelon

    Hodj Proved Salty: A Tranny's Victory Thread

    i have mental hiccups and am unable to maintain rhythm as a result. Also; different flavor, but also fast fingers
  3. maskedmelon

    Hodj Proved Salty: A Tranny's Victory Thread

    Here is a completely different sound, more upbeat and fun: Here’s the album I was thinking of: And here is a slightly weirder sound
  4. maskedmelon

    Hodj Proved Salty: A Tranny's Victory Thread

    Just ignore the gay title of that video. Emancipator has good stuffs.
  5. maskedmelon

    Hodj Proved Salty: A Tranny's Victory Thread

    Here you go hodj: Lmk if you want something more upbeat.
  6. maskedmelon

    Hodj Proved Salty: A Tranny's Victory Thread

    “Never before in my wildest (wettest 🐳) dreams had I envisioned my great appreciation of fine art as catalyst for such scorn and praise of the people.” -Regina Melonia (circa Ukrainegate) Yeah, hark hither my dank dudes. Verily, I came not unto you of Foler’s womb nor Vanessa’s seed, nor any...
  7. maskedmelon

    Hodj Proved Salty: A Tranny's Victory Thread

    Yeah, their called ipads and they'll fit better in your jncos than any tower you could assemble 👍
  8. maskedmelon

    Hodj Proved Salty: A Tranny's Victory Thread

    thank you, Izo, I didn't know that you knew I liked words so much :3 in any case, hodj was eliminated in the second round even though he did not last more than one round. If he made the argument that he did not last more than one round or that he did not make it past a single round, then it...
  9. maskedmelon

    AssHat 2019 Voting Round 2

    Super good well-thought-out post. I am going to second all of these selections even though I do not necessarily agree with all the reasoning, because some of the reasons were extraordinarily well-thought-out and I am too lazy to work through my gay phone interface to develop a similarly...
  10. maskedmelon

    AssHat 2019 Voting Round 1

    You were saying?
  11. maskedmelon

    AssHat 2019 Voting Round 1

    You can use [.b] and [./b] like me, Dom.
  12. maskedmelon

    AssHat 2019 Voting Round 1

    @Lightning Lord Rule , @Bubbles and @Vanessa are conspiring to deny my personhood and they've enlisted @DickTrickle in their nefarious scheme. This is what women do. It's all Hugs and love until you turn your back then out come the claws and forked tongues.
  13. maskedmelon

    AssHat 2019 Voting Round 1

    I am a real person 👩🏻‍💻 with real thoughts 💭 *kisses* 💋
  14. maskedmelon

    AssHat 2019 Voting Round 1

    I don't understand how I was paired with Foler when I only have 553 posts, but I'm not going to contest it.
  15. maskedmelon

    Folger's Extravagant Swatch Thread

    Wait for allah to return and ammend their book.
  16. maskedmelon

    RANTOBER-FEST-A-THON

    Sorry, I hadn't realized it was over and you had won. I just thought my post was a good candidate because it was made in October and netted 20+ reactions :3 Congratulations tho!
  17. maskedmelon

    RANTOBER-FEST-A-THON

    I would like to submit this post for consideration. https://www.firesofheaven.org/threads/politics-thread.7113/post-2993960 The words to reaction ratio is pretty high. Also, I learned that I was sorely out of touch with regard to my strong dislike of dog smell. EDIT: the preview snip there...
  18. maskedmelon

    AssHat of the year 2019

    Would like to nominate @iannis, @AngryGerbil and @pharmakos for having open minds and being good dudes on the internet.
  19. maskedmelon

    Vanessa's Tranny AMA Blog Thread

    *behaved, not defined.
  20. maskedmelon

    Vanessa's Tranny AMA Blog Thread

    this is why I'm so well-defined here. i got too much to lose.
  21. maskedmelon

    Vanessa's Tranny AMA Blog Thread

    No, you inspired it. It looks better on me anyway.
  22. maskedmelon

    Vanessa's Tranny AMA Blog Thread

    My phon changed your name to Filed. Should have started off "Foler."
  23. maskedmelon

    Vanessa's Tranny AMA Blog Thread

    Filed, I think you are super cool and enjoy reading your posts. They make me laugh often. Thots and players pal.
  24. maskedmelon

    Vanessa's Tranny AMA Blog Thread

    The other aspect to it aside from the fallacy in reasoning is that it basically says, "All true trans transition, THEREFORE if you manage to get your life in order amen NOT transition or detransition, then you aren't trans and your dysphoria wasn't real." Yeah, fuck that. Fuck that right in its...
  25. maskedmelon

    Vanessa's Tranny AMA Blog Thread

    Hypedpathetically, how long is one permitted to engage in this sort of behavior before their legitimacy expires?
  26. maskedmelon

    Vanessa's Tranny AMA Blog Thread

    Yeppers, I make a lot of overly finite distinctions that people usually don't get too. I don't agree with your sources though and think the concept of "true tranny" is particularly dangerous because it encourages people to double down on their feelings or risk having them deligitimized. I think...
  27. maskedmelon

    Hodj Proved Salty: A Tranny's Victory Thread

    that shit made me squirm. still feel the skin on my scalp and face all tight.
  28. maskedmelon

    Vanessa's Tranny AMA Blog Thread

    Okay, I hadn't seen that. I'd only seen the stuff posted here and in the other trans thread. From what I read she was pretty consistent about "listening to the doctors," which like you said is an appeal to authority, but I thought she was making a distinction between that and advocating for it...
  29. maskedmelon

    Vanessa's Tranny AMA Blog Thread

    Fuck my phone and the shaw. If any of you can make sense of that with the typoes, i will be happy.
  30. maskedmelon

    Vanessa's Tranny AMA Blog Thread

    Yeah, I don't be agree that we should just listen to the doctors. I think my posts attest to that. I don't no like the nebulous concept of the "true granny" either. However the objection that Vanessa raised was that she never advocated for placing children on puberty blockers. Directly, she did...
  31. maskedmelon

    Vanessa's Tranny AMA Blog Thread

    I don't actually ever recall Vanessa specifically advocating putting kids on puberty blockers. She generally advocates for "listen to the doctors," and then cites sources that indicate it is a good thing for truly transgendered children. The prob I suffer from delusions of grandeur too , but I...
  32. maskedmelon

    Hodj Proved Salty: A Tranny's Victory Thread

    @Alasliasolonik your two most recent contributions to the Shaw here have me wonderin what your day looked like.
  33. maskedmelon

    Health Problems

    Wouldn't worry about that. It's only really a problem when you've damaged cvs most often from sedentary lifestyle and inflammation stemming from chronically elevated insulin levels. Take K2 supplement, do a little HIT, cut the sugar and skip a meal every now and then and you be good to go 👍
  34. maskedmelon

    Hodj Proved Salty: A Tranny's Victory Thread

    Happy Friday Pals! Its a beautiful day and I'm probably going to spend a big ol' fucking chunk of my weekend working from home, but I'm thinking of breaking my fast tonight with a fifth of vodka. What we think about that? Maybe I do Tequila instead 🤔
  35. maskedmelon

    Folger's Extravagant Swatch Thread

    I fucking love Abe. Dude loves his country and his people and isn't afraid to place that ahead of everything else. That's the way men should be.
  36. maskedmelon

    Hodj Proved Salty: A Tranny's Victory Thread

    Kinda disturbing, but creative and fricken funny