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  1. Hoss

    The Mandalorian

    And it seems like every race lives longer than humans too. 1 human year is like 7 wookie years. Han was Chewie's pet.
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    Tiger King: Murder, Mayhem and Madness

    :emoji_fork_knife_plate::emoji_poop::emoji_coffin::emoji_gay_pride_flag: If it happens between a man and a woman, it can't be gay.
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    Folger's Extravagant Swatch Thread

    Honestly yes because you say outrageous shit. Next time you rile up the nazis and taste some rusty justice; most of us will be clicking on your profile to see for ourselves what you did. If we can't then it'll be nazi mod's word against yours.
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    Folger's Extravagant Swatch Thread

    No your wife and kids need to stay on full display. It's everyone else's who need to hide. But seriously, open up the profile so we can follow where you post. What are you hiding?
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    Folger's Extravagant Swatch Thread

    Pretty much. Why are you still here? Hey man, give me the inside scoop so I can win this thing.
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    Battlestar Galactica

    The new thing of dumping the shows all at once so people can binge is killing threads like this. When it's dumped all at once there's no time to discuss the individual episodes. You can't even open the fucking thread till you're done and by then everyone is only talking about the end. Imagine...
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    Tiger King: Murder, Mayhem and Madness

    It's pretty good but there are 2 problems. Were there any blacks in the show other than pictures of a few who had bought joe's tigers? Second, everyone had all their limbs. Show me a legless dude passing to a one armed lesbian who then dunks and you've got pure fucking gold.
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    What We Do in the Shadows

    What's updog?
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    Yesterday (2019)

    I keep seeing this available on the plane. It's always been on my maybe list but I never get around to it. I was worried that my total ambivalence towards the beatles would make it suck (kinf of like the rocket man). Sounds like that's not necessarily the case. So let me get this straight...
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    (My) Truth: The Rape of 2 Coreys (2020)

    Examples? I was a virgin till I was 25. I think I'm slightly more perverted than the average man my age. But i'm not sure if I cont as a late bloomer, I was jerking it to skinemax, playboys, and victoria's secret catalogs since sometime in my early teens.
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    Vagrant Queen

    True. I don't even know how my wife heard about it.
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    FOH Shower Thoughts

    I got that much. It was unclear which way he thought they should be. Normal people would list them how they are and add the crossed out equal sign or list them how they think they oughta be and use regular equal signs. The way he did it makes it seem like he hasn't got much conviction...
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

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    You know you're getting old when.....

    In my primary daily driver, I would still have a cassette / CD if the tuner hadn't gone out and I couldn't get AM radio anymore. The FM tuner had given out a few years prior and while it annoyed me, it wasn't important enough to spend money on. Then I bought a new fangled radio that had blue...
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    FOH Shower Thoughts

    I'm not sure why you think they seem reversed. Are you high? Unless I'm reading your mushroom inspired post wrong, you've got the spellings backwards. The double s is the pudding. Single S is the litter box.
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    You know you're getting old when.....

    That's old? I just got my first one a few years ago.
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    NFL 2020 Season: Gravy Edition!

    Explain what we're looking at. All I can see is that it's Coach Walsh talking to Jeff Garcia with Eric Davis and someone else in the background. It just looks like an old picture, what was shooped?
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    Coronavirus Updates, Important Information, and Ancedotal Experience

    So (rounding) 103k cases, 7k deaths, 10k recovered. Does that mean 86k in the hospital or suffering from home? Maybe they fail to track the people who are enver hospitalized or something?
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    Routers & Other Networking Stuff

    I'm finally upgrading my N type router to an ax type. I did not think to come here and ask questions before I did it, so instead I'll just say that I got these. Go ahead and tell me all the ways I fucked up. The extender is because I needed an extender with the N type to cover the deck...
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    FOH Shower Thoughts

    I do quite often. When we go in from a platform we have to weigh out. If the chopper isn't coming first thing, I'll take a dump and re-weigh for giggles (get it, shits and giggles?). I've seen it go down a pound. I thought it went down 2 pounds once but I think that was a wrong weight...
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I'm laying here getting caught up on the backside thread. Pages behind. Every once in a while I think that girl must have a nasty booth cause I can smell it through the phone. Keeps happening over the pages. I don't see any shit on their fine asses, so I know it's just my mind showing its...
  22. Hoss

    Coronavirus Updates, Important Information, and Ancedotal Experience

    And it will all be forgiven. Gotta make sure people who do the right thing get fucked as hard as possible.
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    Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    Yeah, you got the version with dewbacks and greedo shooting first.
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    Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    You can also get that lesson from a Bible. Just in case you liked it and want to read it again in different words.
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    NFL 2020 Season: Gravy Edition!

    ESPN should go back to replays of beach volleyball and water skiing.
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    MMA Thread

    It's happening!!!
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    Vagrant Queen

    I've only watched the first one so far but it looked pretty good. The tiny wookie (nim) was badass. Show needs more of him. He's like a cross between chewie, an ewok, and barf.
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    Psych

    I can't remember if I saw the movie. On an unrelated note, my wife sometimes works in Santa Barbara. She reports there's no Psyche sightseeing attractions. But on her last trip, she finally found a store that sold a pineapple Psyche shirt. She also sent me a picture of a psyche police car...
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    Tiger King: Murder, Mayhem and Madness

    Is this the extra episode I heard about that was in the works? Nevermind. I actually watched the clip after I made the post and Joel clearly says it's the 8th episode.
  30. Hoss

    MMA Thread

    I do not.
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    MMA Thread

    I don't understand why everyone is so hell bent on stopping this. There won't be a crowd. Other than the fighters and their teams, social distancing won't be a problem. You can mitigate that with testing and isolation before the fight. America needs this. It boggles my mind why there is...
  32. Hoss

    Coronavirus Updates, Important Information, and Ancedotal Experience

    Sucks to hear that about logans. They weren't great but they were the only steak house near my office open for lunch. On the plus side, when it's all over you should be able to get second hand (New In Box) freezers cheap from the state governments.
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    RL Picture Thread

    If it was, it wouldn't be crooked. Please straighten it, retake the picture, and edit your post. Thanks.
  34. Hoss

    The Mandalorian

    Was that all in that one book or were there others?
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    MMA Thread

    Who is she? I'll give her attention. Also, basic question, why do they need a sanctioning body? Is it a federal law, or does every state just have a law saying either combat sports are outlawed, or they must be sanctioned through a state agency?
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    Coronavirus Updates, Important Information, and Ancedotal Experience

    Anybody got anything on the specifics of a 14 day self quarantine? I see there's a difference between isolation (when you are actually sick) and quarantine, but nothing that spells out what they mean. I figure it must be available somewhere, but when I google it, I can't wade through all the...
  37. Hoss

    Terrible Jokes Thread

    Tell your friend to put the bottle into ice, obviously. Also, it's a good excuse to get his girl to milk his nuts dry.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Tell them they can relax, that chapter 11 is the backup plan.
  39. Hoss

    MMA Thread

    I didn't actually expect him to still be alive, but that still kinda makes me sad.
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    MMA Thread

    What's tank abbot doing? They should bring him back to fight cowboy.