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  1. StoiCynic

    Former coworker contacted me, think I might be getting scammed.

    If not being aroused by a sobbing, pregnant chick blowing some nerds chubby for rape baby abortion money makes me a fag, then call me Liberace. Doesn't even matter though. The only real part of this all was when he legitimately asked if he should give a chick he hasn't seen in 8 years over...
  2. StoiCynic

    Former coworker contacted me, think I might be getting scammed.

    Your edginess is only matched by your wit. Impressive!
  3. StoiCynic

    Former coworker contacted me, think I might be getting scammed.

    Man, this is a morally slippery slope. If she WAS raped, your J49 tier scummy. Chances are she wasn't if she was willing to blow you, but still. Slippery.
  4. StoiCynic

    NHL 2015-16 Season Thread

    Damn thats a real shame about McDavid. He is fun to watch. Yeah rough game for Holtby. I feel like even though caps had the puck pretty much all of the second period (two goal scoring turnovers aside) Rangers played pretty smart defensively and kept the high quality chances to a minimum. Can't...
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    J49: An Erotic Life

    'Snaps'
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    J49: An Erotic Life

    Wolf jokes get me everytime. Total fan favorite in this saga.
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    J49: An Erotic Life

    Am I the only one who doesn't follow this logic? Also, and I know this is a stretch here, spend your shady kickback money on your CHILDREN and not your hoes!?
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    J49: An Erotic Life

    This dude don't even J49.
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    J49: An Erotic Life

    The one who suspiciously passed away, Seimone.
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    NHL 2015-16 Season Thread

    Yeah the Lundqvist call was soft at best but I ain't complaining. It's good to be king.
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    J49: An Erotic Life

    Of all the fucked up shit people have posted about him, he's never quite as perturbed as when people question the validity of his story. In some strange, sick way he is getting off on sharing this all with us don't you doubt. We're all just one butthole aching to be cleaned in Johnnys head, so...
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    J49: An Erotic Life

    I second this. It's all moving too fast, need time to process/savor.
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    NHL 2015-16 Season Thread

    Saw you on t.v. last night Grimm!!
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    Punk Music

    Pretty sure this comes out 11/10 but I managed to snag it last week at cracktober fest. Like a squater king midas, everything Stza touches is crusty gold man. Super op ivy vibe to this track. If Stza is a king, Jesse Michaels is a freaking god. Classics of love and Common Rider don't get...
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    NHL 2015-16 Season Thread

    Yeah nuks! Lol Ducks! Yeah, im a hater... Edit: RHYMIN LIKE DARTH VADER! sorry, this is how bored I get watching baseball =/
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    My new Dating Pool

    Wait, so people don't just come here for the laffs? If your truly trying to defend this dude, your fucked in the head. End of story.
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    NHL 2015-16 Season Thread

    Lundqvist with another highlight reel save after being caught out of net. That's the third time in eight games. They are fun to watch in hindsight, but for the love of god keep your beautiful buns parked between the pipes! Sounds about right. Somewhere in Buffalo, Bylsma is laughing maniacally...
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    NHL 2015-16 Season Thread

    Yup, I was thinking the same thing. Assuming Ovie doesn't eat him with a side of borshct tomorrow night.
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    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    Whole lotta racist outing going on. Assuming they can act, I like the casting. A blonde hair, blue eyed Luke Skywalker looking twerp would of been terribly cheesy given the context (presumably) of the story in this day and age. Especially since, ya know, THEY ALREADY DID THAT....
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    The RPG Thread

    Xenogears please. You could even keep the anime cutscenes for all I care. That combat system, especially the gear battles, would be perfect for a remake.
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    NHL 2015-16 Season Thread

    Bahahaha and it cost CBJ a second round pick!? What in the actual fuck goes on?? Some quiet corner in Columbus, Saad is softly weeping.
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    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    Managed to snag two sets of tickets for the 17th. I can either go to a 10:30pm showing in 3d at a lesser theatre with seats kinda too close and off the the side, or wait it out for the 2:00am Imax 3d theatre without assigned seating and roll the dice on sitting between chubby nerds in...
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    NHL 2015-16 Season Thread

    Torts to Columbus. Actually a pretty good fit but fuck that dude needs to stop getting work and just retire already. I'm convinced the habs are going undefeated this year. They are playing scary good hockey.
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    NHL 2015-16 Season Thread

    I never understand that excuse. I have never once miss set my alarm and my salary is a pittance comparatively. I triple check that shit. Either way, let the Trotz/Ovie rift BEGINNNN muahahah!
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    NHL 2015-16 Season Thread

    Haha, intermission so I finally checked into an oilers game to see McJesus. Within seconds of me watching, he slams Oduya's face into the boards with a nasty check from behind. Nothing called, shocker...
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    NHL 2015-16 Season Thread

    Your dogpiling all wrong sir! The correct response was "something something something, Fluery sux" BTW this extended crapital training camp is B.S.
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    My new Dating Pool

    Colitis, blood riddled poop shoot to be exact! Sometimes I need a hug after reading this thread...
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    NHL 2015-16 Season Thread

    Ohhh, are we dogpiling on the pens!? Okay, so You know your D sucks when the opposing goaltender nets 2 assists hah! Am I doing it right??
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    NHL 2015-16 Season Thread

    So hyped! Suck a boner pkane! LGR
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    My new Dating Pool

    I shall henceforth refer to my junk as a "big beautiful strawberry". Thx
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    NHL 16

    09 was extremely arcadey, at least in comparison to the most recent few iterations if for nothing but the AI alone. It just wasn't there back then. I remember being a one man wrecking crew skating through everyone with zero consequence to positioning. The only challenge was against friends and...
  32. StoiCynic

    NHL 16

    If you thought gameplay sucked in the last three iterations, than you won't like this one. If you wan't "arcadey" hockey, you gotta tinker with the sliders. As a Hockey sim, it's the best one to date and I am having a blast playing. All star BAP mode and a pint of vodka make me a happy boy...
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    NHL 16

    NHL 22 will look great on PS5
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    2015 Blackhawks Salary Dump NHL Offseason Thread

    High praise indeed. Stamkos always came off as humble to me, but sheesh that's quite a claim. I'm pretty excited to see this kid play.
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    Destiny: Rise of Iron 9.20.16

    Sooo HM story missions require 240 light.... Serves me right for arguing with Column. Kinda strange considering I did the first 2 TDB Missions on hard pre 2.0 and they were a cake walk. Also did my first prison of elders. Why in the fuck are the chests way at the bottom of a pit!? By the time...
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    Destiny: Rise of Iron 9.20.16

    SHIT! Bought all the dlc over the weekend and figured I was being slick holding off on the story quests for the xp....
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    Destiny: Rise of Iron 9.20.16

    Not in the context with which he was speaking. The difference in dmg between 29 and 30 was 30%. Thats pretty significant considering when I played there was only 4 pieces of gear, when combined, that would get me there. Unless your privy to hard numbers it's just too early to tell how light...
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    Destiny: Rise of Iron 9.20.16

    @ Mk Like Wormie said, light is seperate from character levels so no more being at the mercy of RNG. I don't think it is known yet just how much your light rating increases dmg though? Edit: Basically what Column said but I think I might prefer it to the terrible system in year 1...
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    Destiny: Rise of Iron 9.20.16

    Hmmm, i'll have to check it out when I get home. Was 75 through ps4 psn this weekend when I checked.
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    Destiny: Rise of Iron 9.20.16

    Where can I get this? Checked Amazon but there was no Digital and I wanna check out the first 2 dlc before the new one. Was 75 through PSN last I looked.