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This is bullshit. I had no idea this was even coming out and I'm pissed about it. I hope it gets leaked.

Chargers totally got this tonight. And by "got this," I mean Staley will screw it up and be one loss closer to getting fired. Wins will only prolong the suffering and mediocrity.

Bills will have to get some depth and youth on the defensive side of the ball, and probably need an actual RB1 to have a running game. Buffalo has a brutal stretch coming up after Denver next week: Jets, Eagles, Bye, Kansas City, Dallas, Chargers. Miami's schedule isn't much easier, but they...

Your team sucks and there's no way you will upset the 49ers in the last game of the season and screw up their playoff seeding. ...you're welcome.

There's no way we are coming back in this game. Do you think Kansas City is the kind of team that would make mistakes to allow that to happen? Mahomes isn't the kind of QB that would get strip sacked on 3rd down with a 2 touchdown lead. Also Miami is on the road, and that never works well for...

I'm conflicted because you can see a lot of fouls and you rage when it isn't called, but then I also get mad when there are constant fouls and the game just seems to drag on. At least they're calling penalties on both teams.

I just can't believe @Regime would empower the reverse jinx secretly by making the Broncos beat KC last week so it would light a fire under the team's ass. You didn't need to do this, @Regime ! Miami was perfectly capable of stumbling somewhere down the road and giving you back the #1 seed...

Miami isn't strong enough in the trenches and it always shows in big games. Can't get pressure on the QB, can't stop Tua from getting pressured. The only saving grace is Buffalo has imploded in their own way by constantly playing down to their opponents.

Oh Miami.

They knew what they were doing.

This is bullshit. Now they're going to bounce back against Miami instead of being lazy after beating up a division rival.

I wonder how many times he had to watch MacGruber to pass protocol in such a short amount of time.

Only one thing to do: Josh Allen and this team are super bowl bound 100%. No way they lose this game to a team like the Bucs.

Best reverse jinx this season.

I realized I've only played 2 commander games in 3 months. I've only played standard, pioneer, draft, and a little pauper at my LGS. So I'm going to hope that UB brings in new players and they'll try other formats eventually. That's probably not a realistic hope once they find out how much 4...

Will be worth it for whatever the hell McDaniel will say.

Eh. I'll buy a single for Thanos and Dr. Doom and meme their lines at the table for fun, but yeah. Not much interest otherwise.

Not going to overreact to this game considering all the injuries, but Miami struggles to score points with physical defenders throwing off the timing of the offense.The oline is also only serviceable and a strong front 4 makes them look awful. They'll probably need to host the Chargers to get...

How do they not throw a flag on this? Holy fucking shit. It's 8 penalties on Miami and 0 on Philly. https://www.reddit.com/r/nfl/s/lMQkdke9tf

Lol I can't believe they got this commercial approved. Not sure if I laughed because of it or because they actually got it aired.

You know it's not roughing the passer when the former officiating expert won't shill for the call.

Miami can't generate pressure rushing only 4 and Fangio doesn't like to blitz. Fortunate to hold them to a field goal. Lmao and we have 2 starting offensive linemen out. Oof.

Bills destroying Miami both games only to get swept by the Pats and Jets would be the most AFC East thing ever.

Gary! ...I really thought fallout in magic was the dumbest shit and they should have done Elder Scrolls, but I think I'm gonna cave for this one. Haven't bought all commander decks other than 40k.

Make a deck where you roll d20's and not d6's. The House always wins. The truth is, the game was rigged from the start.

Only one more primetime Giants game after this, a MNF game and then we're free from having to watch this crap.

Wouldn't surprise me if Miami lays an egg against another top team like they did vs. Buffalo.

The more I think about it the better I think it is to part ways at this point unless the team can show serious improvement by the end of the season. Bill won't want to coach players he didn't pick; he probably can't relate to most players coming out of college in this day and age, and I think...

You'll still probably win the division. Miami can't generate a pass rush without blitzing, and Fangio mostly refuses to blitz. He's married to his defensive system and won't adapt to the players he has, even though his defense was figured out 2 years ago. Miami will continue to look good against...

If Claypool can't win 1 on 1 matchups and get open with Hill and Waddle occupying the best coverage players on defense, I'm not sure he can fit in anywhere. Still have Berrios and Chosen, so I guess Claypool is the best WR4 in the league?

As a casual Heat fan I would laugh my ass off if Miami somehow bounced one of those teams out of the playoffs after running it back with an aging Jimmy Butler and some randos who get hot from 3...again. I don't expect that to be the case, but it's certainly not out of the realm of possibility.

Even if it were possible he could be worse than the Bears, Bill would probably trade back and use those 1st and 2nd round picks to draft a guard, a defensive back, an undersized white WR from a Div III school, and a long snapper.

Giants fans have no need to worry. They're going down to Miami next Sunday to face a Dolphins team that just lost by 4 touchdowns.

They body swapped Mahomes and Wilson. It's the only thing that makes sense.

They really should fire Staley if they lose to this Raiders team. I know it should just say, "They really should fire Staley" but oh well.

I was going to say it has to be fake, but if there's a tiny chance it was real, it would be the Jets doing it.

Miami hasn't won a playoff game in 2 decades. I'm definitely overreacting about the offense in the first 3 weeks, but the division is still Buffalo's until someone else takes it from them. Buffalo is a good team, and has bounced back from losing to a Zach Wilson Jets team. Miami is also good...

You got me. I thought I could hang with the other posters on this board with hilariously bad takes on their team. I have learned my lesson!