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Game over I'm turning it off!

Probably 56-49. No punts yet.

Side note: I want to pretend to be a GB fan and write a Wisconsin Senator about the results of the football game and make it look as dead serious as possible, then spread it on social media for laughs, but I don't have the time.

Packers are overdue for this. Going from Favre to Rodgers? That's a paddlin'. I have no rooting interest against Green Bay, but for the sake of universal balance I want to see them get curbstomped by a division rival just once.

EST is the worst US time zone to watch primetime football. It's almost midnight by the time the game ends. I live in CST and the game ending at 10:30 let's me watch a few highlights and do stuff to wind down before bed without becoming a zombie. Mountain time is alright too, but pacific time...

That would be awesome, but the truth is a lot more mundane. He had hip surgery before being drafted and that takes a long time to rehab. The hip issues really hurt the throwing mechanics of a QB that wasn't known for his arm strength already. The other thing is they are really lucky to get...

Not even the Jets deserve this. Also it's a bad troll job because Jets fan have lost all hope this year. Horrible timing. Also this guy trying not to laugh:

I never said he was revolutionizing the game, but there will be some things that will be taken to make offenses better. Obviously when you replace Tua with Cooper Rush in that offensive system, then I will claim a revolution. There's a gap separating KC, SF, and Philly from the other 4 IMO...

After watching Miami for the last 3 weeks I'm feeling this. I was flying back to Dallas last night on Southwest and they have free Dish Network on the plane. I kept swapping between both MNF games and I was bored as hell. I know Miami is going to get slowed down as the season goes on. They...

Broncos should beat the Bears handily. Broncos actually do have an offense. Russ did throw for over 300 yards against Miami, but his receivers fumbled the ball twice while running. Vikings should also handle the Panthers. Maybe not the Vikings, but the Bears are in their own tier of 0-3 bad.

@Denamian you might be able to get out of this contract if there's a morality clause. He hasn't looked good so this is a good thing imo.

There's more opportunity. We still have to play the Jets twice, and also the Panthers and Giants. Both the Giants and Panthers are home games too.

I hope Tua mentions he kept a receipt that Sean Payton said on Cowherd last year that he would be benched for Bridgewater, and not for injury reasons.

Smooth as hell. https://reddit.com/r/nfl/s/iR149mfk4k

I'm really invested in the Chargers-Vikings game despite not being a fan of either team. A tie is quite unlikely, and I'm sure they'll try to outdo each other in terms of screwing up.

I mean, if we're gonna do memes that are correct in the moment but not in general...

Bears setting a speedrun record for imploding in a season.

Hopefully teams will learn not to hire any more Belichick assistants. Bill is a football autist, and that can't be replicated. I think people followed Bill because Brady followed Bill. I remember McDaniels saying he learned his lesson from last time, and to be his own person and not try and...

I still can't believe Flores wanted this guy. Browns seriously messed up giving him guaranteed money. I'm wondering if he's playing poorly on purpose to get out with his guaranteed money and cower in the shadows and disappear. He probably can't go anywhere without getting called a rapist, and...

The AFC North really does have one of the most bitter rivalries don't they? Palmer, Burfict, Ward, Chubb, Brown. If I can recall all of this by memory even though I barely pay attention to the division it's pretty weird. I'm sure it happens in other divisions but I can't recall anything that...

Its not your normal knee bend. His knee goes 90 degrees sideways. Edit: its on the level of Marcus Lattimore and Kevin Ware injuries. Totally horrific. Go find your own link. I don't want to see it again.

I forgot to say I was shocked by how bad the O-Line was. Van Ginkel doesn't usually look that good. I think it'll improve and you have 4 linemen dealing with injuries, but it wont ever get to good. I remember arguing with other Pats fans about them acquiring Devante Parker and Mike Gesicki...

Game made me nervous for something that felt like it could have been a blowout. Mac did a good job and is definitely a better QB than he gets credit for. Feels great being 2-0 with both games on the road and both are AFC wins for seeding purposes.

This Pats Oline is horrendous. I'm loving it.

Great time for a turnover. Now if only we can snap the ball properly in the Red Zone.

I've never watched an Eagles game where Hurts has stood out. Is he actually good or is he just hyped because he's a QB in a big market?

Miami has an above average defense, but they can't play against both the run and the pass at the same time with the personnel they have. That's why the Chargers ran for over 200 yards but they kept Herbert under 250 in passing. Assuming the QB's stay upright I think NE is the second best team...

No lie. I felt really good watching them play last night. All the other AFC East teams seem like they need more time to work on their offense, and Miami is already looking good. We might have the worst defense in the East, but it could never be called bad. I really like Miami's chances if the...

You forget that the Jets got 4 primetime games this season too. Buckle up!

This is the worst thing to happen to a Jet in New York in exactly the last 22 years.

Most of the time when someone watches a game where 2 division rivals are playing, they would wish for a giant meteor to hit the stadium. But that would be a mercy for these Jets and Bills fans, putting them out of their misery instantly, without any suffering. No no. You must live, and play. I...

As a Dolphins fan I'm not going to get too high on the win today, and I wouldn't get too low on the Pats loss. I'm excited but nervous about the matchup next Sunday night. Pats are in trouble if Miami makes it a shootout, but Bill isn't going to put 1 on 1 coverage on Tyreek Hill like Staley did...

Your team is so jinxed you Freaky Friday'd the Quarterbacks.

https://www.superherohype.com/geek-culture/546364-dnd-introduces-first-canonically-autistic-character-the-book-of-many-things A Paladin. Where Charisma is a primary stat. 🤔

I just can't get into it because of the Sequel Trilogies. The New Republic has been incompetent at every turn, and can't tell the difference between its own ass and a hole in the ground. I'm still watching it for cool moments I guess, but if you like Thrawn as a villain (which most people do)...

Gaslight her and tell her when these events happen in the books it was a lot more epic. Get her hooked on the novels and by the time season 3 happens she'll be just as pissed off as you are.

Oh don't worry about that. I think everyone knows Herbert is good enough to drag them to the postseason. We know what's going to happen in that first wildcard game. Maybe this post will reverse jinx that but we know you aren't going to get that lucky.

You got any suggestions? Also, prediction time. AFC West 1. Chiefs 2. Chargers 3. Raiders 4. Broncos AFC North 1. Bengals 2. Ravens 3. Steelers 4. Browns AFC East 1. Dolphins 2. Jets 3. Bills 4. Patriots AFC South 1. Jags 2. Titans 3. Texans 4. Colts NFC West 1. 49ers 2. Seahawks 3. Rams...