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I hope it sinks like his record has

I mean, let's be honest...it's nothing but retards in here. It's retards all the way down.

Pus or Puss?

Who could swallow a dick faster? Foler or his crocodile?

Man, that's wild. Your croc looks exactly like a croc that had a shoe removed back in February

Well now I don't feel so bad about paying @Lightning Lord Rule for a gold title

Buddy of mine moved into his new house, and asked me to wire up his new doorbell camera. I was all like "Sure, that''ll be super-duper easy!" So I go over, he hands me the doorbell, and the instructions are...pretty fucking simple. So I rewire the chime, install the doorbell/camera....and...

I get that 'racing stripes' are a thing, but I didn't think that was unbaked sauce, either. But googling around some, I guess it exists somewhat? But anyways, I think the pizza would have been much better just...dry. No sauce. But it still wasn't good, if you know what I'm saying.

Baked with the sauce on top, or baked first and then covered with a jar of Always Save brand spaghetti sauce poured cold over the top? All of the Detroit Style pizza I've had until now was the former, not the latter.

I ordered Pizza Hut tonight. Got a couple of things, including one of their Detroit-Style pizzas. So, here's my issue with this...I'm ok with the sauce being on top. But this pizza seems like they baked it dry w/o sauce, put it in the pizza box, and THEN poured warm sauce over the top and...

hrrnnggg

He hurt no one. Yes. But China will make you pay. The, um, forests first, then the lakes. See. Starting with all of you, endless flame and ash. But with pity. No, stop. This isn't fair. Now my account. The Sun will know. It will answer my call. I can't be stopped.

I didnt know you had a thing for BBWs

So at the end of the day, all JJ accomplished after putting on all that weight was to further ruin his career and beat his GF? /slowclap